Dear yahooka ,
my left nut itches. I scratched it nearly until it bled and still it persists. I took out my trusted lady bic, lathered muh balls up good, and proceeded to shave every hair off that bitch.
After I shaved it, I applied a thick coat of aftershave, which burned but in a good way. To prevent chaffing I wrapped my balls in cellophane and put on three pairs of boxers to be safe.
Now I went to work yesterday hoping to get through the entire evening...