Firecrackers

Gunpei · 04-29-2005, 02:37 PM

This deserves it's own thread since Firecrackers are the shit and get you high as hell off a little amount of bud and are easy to make with minimal material needed. They are much better then Ramen weed if you ask me.

Supplies:

- Peanut Butter (preferably natural because it has more oil)
- Saltine Crackers
- Weed (.25 g per cracker)
- Aluminum Foil
- Oven

Take 2 saltine crackers and put peanut butter on one side of each cracker. Chop up your weed really well and put .25 gram on one of the crackers, the side with the peanut butter. Put the other cracker on top so the weed is smushed between the peanut butter. Wrap it fairly tightly in foil and put it in the oven at 350 F for 25 minutes. After they are done cooking I recommend putting the crackers in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool down before you eat them.

1 cracker will get you fairly high. 3-4 will get you blazed for hours. The first time I ate 4 of these I was high for 12 hours. I have yet to try 8 crackers but from what I have been told you will trip out a lot. As a side note, I really don't recommend eating these and taking DXM because you will get really sick, at least I did.

Prophet Saddam · 04-29-2005, 02:43 PM

that sounds really good.

even just some peanut butter and crackers sounds good.

doesn't the peanut butter get all melted, though?

Gunpei · 04-29-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by messenger

that sounds really good.

even just some peanut butter and crackers sounds good.

doesn't the peanut butter get all melted, though?

What do you mean by "get all melted" ? The crackers are wrapped in foil so the cracker stays together. I forgot to say that these don't neccessarily taste that good lol. They are better then eating Ramen with butter in it [face_puke].

SmokeSomeDoja · 04-29-2005, 02:56 PM

so theyre the shit, but they dont taste good?

Koery · 04-29-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunpei

- Peanut Butter (preferably natural because it has more oil).

This was the funniest thing. Natural peanut butter doesn't have oil. You want store bought kind that has hydrogenated oils...

SmokeSomeDoja · 04-29-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Koery

This was the funniest thing. Natural peanut butter doesn't have oil. You want store bought kind that has hydrogenated oils...

Yeah this method is fairly good. And no peanut butter doens't 'melt'.

And FUCK TASTE. You are not eating weed to get 'good taste'. You are eating it to get fucked up, or trip. You just tough it the fuck out when you are chewy the nasty bud. Jesus one time I think you can concentrate your meal not on taste.

yea it does, i jsut bought all organic peanut butter....you know how the oil seperates and goes to the top...?

ingredients: organic roasted unblanched valencia peanuts. may contain .5% or less of the following: cashews, almonds, and/or organic sesame seeds.

Gunpei · 04-29-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Koery

This was the funniest thing. Natural peanut butter doesn't have oil. You want store bought kind that has hydrogenated oils...

You DON'T want hydrogenated oil, thats the point. You want natural oil because it works better with cooking weed.

Koery · 04-29-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunpei

You DON'T want hydrogenated oil, thats the point. You want natural oil because it works better with cooking weed.

Damn right. Or just olive oil works too.

Gunpei · 04-29-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Koery

Damn right. Or just olive oil works too.

You just said "you want hydrogenated oil" in your first post

Koery · 04-29-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunpei

You just said "you want hydrogenated oil" in your first post

For eating? no. Hydrogenated oils are good because they can make the peanut butter last longer.. otherwise like you said the natural peanut butter you have to stick in the fridge.

Nicodemus · 05-09-2005, 04:39 PM

I'm going to be trying this this weekend, does anyone have anymore tips that I could use?

Nicodemus · 05-09-2005, 04:57 PM

so if I wanted to make these on, say, a wed. night, what would be the best way to preserve them until sat. night? Freezer? Fridge? Or should I just try to make them as close to the time I plan on eating as I can? Which is better regular PB or Natty PB?

05-10-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Koery

This was the funniest thing. Natural peanut butter doesn't have oil. You want store bought kind that has hydrogenated oils...

Bullshit nigga... you’ve obviously never had real peanut butter, you have to mix that shit the fuck up before you eat it because the oil and the peanut butter separates. In fact natural peanut butter is one of the oiliest foods I have ever come across.

Gunpei · 05-10-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicodemus

so if I wanted to make these on, say, a wed. night, what would be the best way to preserve them until sat. night? Freezer? Fridge? Or should I just try to make them as close to the time I plan on eating as I can? Which is better regular PB or Natty PB?

The Freezer is the best option. Natural PB would work better but regular still works.

allPROFIT · 05-22-2005, 06:09 PM

i cant wait to try this so me and my buddies can have some car ride entertainment on the way to idaho for a camping trip.

so i just chop up the bud (mince it) as small as possible then sprinkle that ontop of some oily peanut butter that has been spread on the crackers, wrap em tight in foil and bake em at 350 for 30 mins?

lemmie know if there is anythign else, i cant wait to try this i hate smoking, its disgusting. horrible for my health and i like to stay in shape. plus u can eat these anywhere and no one will know shit. anyone know if eating weed makes your eyes red???

thanks guys, lemmie know.

Gunpei · 05-23-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by allPROFIT

i cant wait to try this so me and my buddies can have some car ride entertainment on the way to idaho for a camping trip.

so i just chop up the bud (mince it) as small as possible then sprinkle that ontop of some oily peanut butter that has been spread on the crackers, wrap em tight in foil and bake em at 350 for 30 mins?

lemmie know if there is anythign else, i cant wait to try this i hate smoking, its disgusting. horrible for my health and i like to stay in shape. plus u can eat these anywhere and no one will know shit. anyone know if eating weed makes your eyes red???

thanks guys, lemmie know.

bake them for 25 minutes not 30 and you will be set bro

smurfyshmu · 05-23-2005, 08:47 PM

ill be honest...i tried this. It tasted like complete shit, yet it did totally destroy me. i was completely ridiculous for a solid 3 hours

marinol-girl · 05-23-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allPROFIT

i cant wait to try this so me and my buddies can have some car ride entertainment on the way to idaho for a camping trip.

so i just chop up the bud (mince it) as small as possible then sprinkle that ontop of some oily peanut butter that has been spread on the crackers, wrap em tight in foil and bake em at 350 for 30 mins?

lemmie know if there is anythign else, i cant wait to try this i hate smoking, its disgusting. horrible for my health and i like to stay in shape. plus u can eat these anywhere and no one will know shit. anyone know if eating weed makes your eyes red???

thanks guys, lemmie know.

haha. get some visine dude.
you hate smoking weed??

budman84 · 05-23-2005, 09:12 PM

to allprofit

eating weed makes your eyes red

Peace Easy · 05-24-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetheat96

how many did you eat? the taste cant be that bad

i have made one before, its so simple and you only need a small bowls worth
i have a pic of it in a thread a wile back, but anyhow i fucking loved the taste
it was good exept for the fact that it was late, was already stoned then made it, and i passed out less than an hour later

04-29-2005, 02:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gunpei YaHookan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,052 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Firecrackers This deserves it's own thread since Firecrackers are the shit and get you high as hell off a little amount of bud and are easy to make with minimal material needed. They are much better then Ramen weed if you ask me. Supplies: - Peanut Butter (preferably natural because it has more oil) - Saltine Crackers - Weed (.25 g per cracker) - Aluminum Foil - Oven Take 2 saltine crackers and put peanut butter on one side of each cracker. Chop up your weed really well and put .25 gram on one of the crackers, the side with the peanut butter. Put the other cracker on top so the weed is smushed between the peanut butter. Wrap it fairly tightly in foil and put it in the oven at 350 F for 25 minutes. After they are done cooking I recommend putting the crackers in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool down before you eat them. 1 cracker will get you fairly high. 3-4 will get you blazed for hours. The first time I ate 4 of these I was high for 12 hours. I have yet to try 8 crackers but from what I have been told you will trip out a lot. As a side note, I really don't recommend eating these and taking DXM because you will get really sick, at least I did.

04-29-2005, 02:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: San Franpsycho Posts: 17,970 Thanks: 68 Thanked 229 Times in 107 Posts	so theyre the shit, but they dont taste good? __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

05-09-2005, 04:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Nicodemus Rastafarian Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montego Bay, Jamaica Posts: 1,149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm going to be trying this this weekend, does anyone have anymore tips that I could use? __________________ "Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari."

05-09-2005, 04:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nicodemus Rastafarian Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montego Bay, Jamaica Posts: 1,149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	so if I wanted to make these on, say, a wed. night, what would be the best way to preserve them until sat. night? Freezer? Fridge? Or should I just try to make them as close to the time I plan on eating as I can? Which is better regular PB or Natty PB? __________________ "Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari."

05-22-2005, 06:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
allPROFIT YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: seattle Posts: 216 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i cant wait to try this so me and my buddies can have some car ride entertainment on the way to idaho for a camping trip. so i just chop up the bud (mince it) as small as possible then sprinkle that ontop of some oily peanut butter that has been spread on the crackers, wrap em tight in foil and bake em at 350 for 30 mins? lemmie know if there is anythign else, i cant wait to try this i hate smoking, its disgusting. horrible for my health and i like to stay in shape. plus u can eat these anywhere and no one will know shit. anyone know if eating weed makes your eyes red??? thanks guys, lemmie know. __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

04-29-2005, 02:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA Posts: 15,249 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 1,369 Thanked 278 Times in 197 Posts	that sounds really good. even just some peanut butter and crackers sounds good. doesn't the peanut butter get all melted, though?

05-23-2005, 08:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
smurfyshmu Cubensis Farmer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: FLA Posts: 44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ill be honest...i tried this. It tasted like complete shit, yet it did totally destroy me. i was completely ridiculous for a solid 3 hours __________________ sunriseforfatality@y ahoo.com

05-23-2005, 09:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
budman84 YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Super 8 Posts: 965 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	to allprofit eating weed makes your eyes red