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Old 02-22-2007, 06:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2008, 09:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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this site list companies and the types of test taken by employees....
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So is testclear paying you to advertise now Bud Head?
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Honestly has this been proven to work? I know one thing I'll need more then just 45ml maybe 100ml.
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think the information available from other members and all of the websites on the web are better than testclear.com.
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I think the information available from other members and all of the websites on the web are better than testclear.com.

Again, Saddam you are talking about things you are clueless about. Have you ever visited our website? Have you every chatted with our drug testing advisors? Have you call our toll free number and talked with a drug testing advisor?

We have been helping people pass drug tests for 13 years, and we basically invented this industry. If you ask 50 people how to pass a drug test you will get 50 different answers. Our methods are proven and work. So if anyone needs help passing a test get with us. You can either call us toll free at:

1-866-837-8352 or come to the website to chat with a drug testing advisor.

Also, you can search our database of companies that drug test at:

Search our Database of companies that do drug testing


If you know of a company that is not on there please do your part and add it.

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Drug Testing - Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News

drug test: Information and Much More from Answers.com


I know from experience that the unknown of a drug test can be very intimidating. I have always found that reading the experiences of others is the best way. For instance, I'm sure your company would never suggest dilution.

Following your advice of using the live chat:
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[Dale (866-837-8253)] Hello, my name is Dale (866-837-8253), how may I help you?
[Visitor] I need to pass a urinalysis
[Visitor] Will dilution work?
[Dale (866-837-8253)] hahahahah
[Dale (866-837-8253)] no
Sorry, but I'm a little hesitant to use a company that seems more interested in profit.
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Based on the live chat you posted, I will also say that dilution does not help you pass a drug test, but merely extend your window of time to bring upon the opportunity to cleanse yourself, whether it be a few days or a week. Someone wanting to pass a drug test usually has time against them so they come here seeking advice on how to either extend the window or, if they are confident enough, to falsify a negative.

The owner of this website chooses to endorse testclear.com products. It's apparent you don't own a business because a company regardless of size is always willing to make money. And in this case it's simple: testclear's products work.
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See Saddam, you are proving my point. If water was all it took then everyone would pass. Anytime you tell people they can pass a drug test by drinking water you are doing a disservice to that person. Passing a drug test should be based on science. And the only way to scientifically pass 100 percent of the time is via substitution.

We feel like the Powdered Urine kit is the best way to accomplish that task. In a drug testing situation we only get 1 chance to pass and we need to make the best with that one opportunity. Our clientele ranges from Fortune 500 executives to people working Home Depot, so we need to have a product that is effective for all times of people.

There will always be people that swear up and down that they can pass just by drinking lots of water, but I talk with people every day who attempted that methodology and failed miserably.

If you situation is important then you need to have a good plan and not some hocus pocus theory like water.

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Old 02-12-2008, 08:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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See Saddam, you are proving my point. If water was all it took then everyone would pass. Anytime you tell people they can pass a drug test by drinking water you are doing a disservice to that person. Passing a drug test should be based on science. And the only way to scientifically pass 100 percent of the time is via substitution.

We feel like the Powdered Urine kit is the best way to accomplish that task. In a drug testing situation we only get 1 chance to pass and we need to make the best with that one opportunity. Our clientele ranges from Fortune 500 executives to people working Home Depot, so we need to have a product that is effective for all times of people.

There will always be people that swear up and down that they can pass just by drinking lots of water, but I talk with people every day who attempted that methodology and failed miserably.

If you situation is important then you need to have a good plan and not some hocus pocus theory like water.

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I just missed an amazing job offer because i came up 18% thc when the cut off is 13%.

This was the 2nd test, the 1st was too diluted so I know for a fact
you can technically pass with water, but upon further lab examination it does get tricky trying to mimic the gravity and ph balance which make the odds higher of failing but it doesn't entirely rule out the chances of beating it.

TESTCLEAR how does synthetic differ/compare when it comes to 2-3 day lab testing specifically PH and Gravity?
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Tested today, had to hold off for a better offer but I passed, offer was rescinded for some other technicality, FUCKERS!!!!! made me wasted my precious Synthetic Pee. Oh well should ordered more than one.
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And the only way to scientifically pass 100 percent of the time is via substitution.

Uh....Can I call bullshit? The only way to scientifically pass 100% of the time is via abstinence. Work out, be healthy, get the THC out of the system and piss clean. The next best thing is substitution but even then you are risking something like being caught, having the wrong temp, having the wrong piss (more than one guy I know has been caught by the testing company asking why he has synthetic estrogen in his urine) or not being able to substitute for some reason or other.

Not trying to upset you but let us be realistic about this, Abstinence is the 100% sure fire way. The next best is substitution.
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Uh....Can I call bullshit? The only way to scientifically pass 100% of the time is via abstinence. Work out, be healthy, get the THC out of the system and piss clean. The next best thing is substitution but even then you are risking something like being caught, having the wrong temp, having the wrong piss (more than one guy I know has been caught by the testing company asking why he has synthetic estrogen in his urine) or not being able to substitute for some reason or other.

Not trying to upset you but let us be realistic about this, Abstinence is the 100% sure fire way. The next best is substitution.
False negatives could show from contact highs or other opiates (do you like poppy seeds ).

Except for the risk of being detected while substituting, I think there's little chance of being caught with a synthetic urine. My best advice is to know who you're buying from.

I've only heard good things about testclear.com
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False negatives could show from contact highs or other opiates (do you like poppy seeds ).

Except for the risk of being detected while substituting, I think there's little chance of being caught with a synthetic urine. My best advice is to know who you're buying from.

I've only heard good things about testclear.com
Yes, I would agree on that.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:00 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I've only heard good things about test-clear myself.

Abstinence is the best way to pass a drug test, but if you do drugs, then abstinence isn't an option. So pretty much Substitution or dilution.
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