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Old 04-26-2007, 11:20 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Anyone who would tell me HAD YOU DID WHAT I SAID, YOU WOULD BE CLEAN NOW AFTER 13 DAYS is a fool and should not be giving any advice on here.

Today is Thursday. On Monday of this week I went and had myself tested at the lab, just like I said I was going to do in the other thread. I failed with absolutely flying colors. The lady who called me with my results on Wednesday was laughing while reading my results because I failed so bad. And I have used no drugs other than pot in over a decade.

So I failed the lab test following every single instrustion (minus bentonite because I still cannot find it anywhere to buy). And I failed in a major way.

That is why I started this thread to ask about Niacin and to ask about bentonite (notice I asked about bentonite right away in this thread) and what form to buy it in. I found a product at GNC that contains bentonite, but I was not sure if this is the form I needed to buy it in.

I'm sorry you acted the way you did above. I'm sorry I have wasted my time responding to you. You have been very rude and very unprofessional. At least I can take pride in remaining professional in my conversation without proving to the world that I am an absolute ass. I'm sure your mom is proud.
what the hell is wrong with you? do you have no common sense? do i have to fucking spell every letter out so you dont misconstrue anything else i say? jesus man. what i fucking MEANT was that if you had been doing what i instructed, AT THE TIME YOU TAKE YOUR FINAL FUCKING TEST, you will be golden. acually, here is what i did say.
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everything i said is important to do. if you have 20+ days, passing the test will not be a problem.
so...did you do everything i recommended?

youve been slacking on the bentonite. did you not believe me when i told you it was one of the single greatest detox agents you could possibly consume? oh well, its your drug test, not mine. have you been sweating heavily on a daily basis? as in, doing what i suggested for the 3 20 minute sessions in the sauna(a light walk does not count for a sweat session). i dont know what the hell your problem in finding bentonite is, it took me all of a 3 mintues in the local health foods store and i was out the door with it in my hand. yeah im an ass, i have no problem admitting that. i have an extremely short fuse with stupid people, asking questions that they know nothing about, yet disregarding advice of those more experienced than themself.

did you try fucking google to look for the stuff? oh look, here it is, damn that was hard. 7 fucking dollars.

no shit you failed the test, why would you think that you would pass it? didnt i say something previously about that being a waste of money? you could have been actively detoxing your system there, instead you waste yours, and the labs time and money.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I failed with absolutely flying colors. .
Maybe consider synthetic urine now. Or a reliable source's.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:44 AM   #23 (permalink)
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yeah im an ass, i have no problem admitting that. i have an extremely short fuse with stupid people, asking questions that they know nothing about.
You said it. Not me.

So because I ask a question I know nothing about, I'm stupid?

I always thought that was why you asked questions, because you don't know the answer. If I knew the answer, why would I be asking the question in the first place?
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Maybe consider synthetic urine now. Or a reliable source's.
I'm thinking about just trying to use someone else's, because I just don't feel like 28 days is enough for me personally.

I have a reliable person to get it from. He is a 13 year old boy who wouldn't know the difference between a cigarette and pot.

Thanks for the advice. And thanks for being professional and nice about it.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:24 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You said it. Not me.

So because I ask a question I know nothing about, I'm stupid?

I always thought that was why you asked questions, because you don't know the answer. If I knew the answer, why would I be asking the question in the first place?
you ever thought of looking for the answer yourself, to get at least a basic grasp of the subject? in other words, before you posted on this forum, did you do any searching of your own?
what would you tell somebody when they ask you how to change a camshaft in their car when they dont even know the difference between a carburetor and a control arm?

what did you ask in your first post in this thread?
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did you think of asking dr google?
smurt lil fellar if you can actually read what he has to say to ya.

you appear to be one of the types of people who expect everything to be handed out to you. you say your biggest tool in detox is praying....uh....yea h. sorry buddy. you might have to do stuff just a little more proactive if you actually want to pass this test.

i gave you a concrete regiment that would have given you guaranteed results, but you chose to brush off what i had to say. guess what. now you may fail the test. no sweat off my balls tho, ill still be sittin here vaping away on a daily basis.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Absolutely, I read many, many things on the net before I ever found this site to post on. Researching things on the net about this is how I found this site here.

The thing is, you are no doctor, you are just someone who is a drug user just like the rest of us. Why should I take your word as fact without asking and getting other opinions?

Honestly man, you have major issues to talk the way you do to someone else. Try showing a little respect and not use all the profanity. That is very childish.

It is very hard to take your comments serious when you are so unprofessional in what you say.

Also, let me correct you on something that is major wrong with yoru statement above. Praying isn't going to help me with this test? For your info, GOD can do what all these pills and formulas combined can't even come close to doing.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:59 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2007, 01:00 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Wow. I would be scared to lay down tonight after saying that.

I happen to know for a fact that there is a God, and he has done many wonderful things for me.

Unfortunately, I've never lived up to the expectations that God had for me.

But absolutely without doubt, there is a God. How else do you explain where we all came from? Evolution?
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Old 04-26-2007, 01:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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My apologies for the nasty things I've said to you in this thread. If I am going to be the person I am telling God I want to be, I cannot bring myself down to that level.

I do apologize. I did not mean for this to turn into an argument. I just wish you would have tried to be a little nicer and professional in responding to me, instead of all the name calling and profanity.

Take care. And again, I do apologize. That was unprofessional and very inmature of me.
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Old 04-26-2007, 01:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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yeah i use profanity. if you have issues with that, you can fuck right off for all i care. professional? in what sense of the word? if you are looking for a doctor, i suggest not looking on yahooka. all you will find here is a bunch of potheads. but who would you trust more when asking questions about drug tests? somebody who gives them, or people who have been cheating on them for years? who is the professional you seek out here?

you can 'prove' that your god exsists. well i can 'prove' that my method of detox will pass drug tests. the only difference between me and you, is that my 'proof' can be scientifically validated, and i have paperwork to back up my words.

about that evolution stuff...wow man. so do you mean to tell me that you are one of those kooks who thinks that the earth is 6000 years old, and that at one time two of every animal species on the earth got onto one boat while your god pissed on the world for a month and a half?
you do know what your recent popes stance on evolution was, right? i mean...thats a purely rhetorical question, because by your statement above you obviously do not.

you want to play holier than fucking thou with me, i was forced to go to a damn catholic school for 5 years of my grade school life, went to church 2 times a fucking week. ive always known that shit was nothing more than a cult for weak minded people who refuse to open their eyes to REALITY. learn to take responsibilities for your own actions.

what do you know about that, youve been taught that its ok what you do, rape a few babies, kill some people, eat them too, its all good, all you have to do is confess your sins to god before you die, and be really, really sorry, and boom, youre up in heaven with jeffery dahmer( http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/...er/34.125.html
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awwwww, look at that, that book makes ol jeffy out to be nothing more than a cute, cuddly little pedophile mass murderer. fucking loonies.
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Wow.

I will say a prayer for you right now, friend.
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and i will toke a bowl for you right now mah brotha.
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I'm shocked that anyone would even joke about God.

There are some things that just aren't funny, and joking about God or poking fun at God, is not one of them.
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tokin, we really didn't need your negative energy. Guy just wanted some insight, no need to be rude about it. If you have to repeat yourself so be it. He's in panic mode right now and if you were as aspiring and devoted as he was you would understand.

BigBoy, you're best bet would be to use someone else's. Be discreet about it, hide it in your shoe. It's up to you to find a way to keep it at 94 degrees or higher however.
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I'm shocked that anyone would even joke about God.

There are some things that just aren't funny, and joking about God or poking fun at God, is not one of them.


If I was God, I would probably have a divine ejaculation on your face.
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If I was God, I would probably have a divine ejaculation on your face.
Talk about playing with fire...........

God, please forgive both Chill and Token, they know not what they do. Please forgive them for their sins and blasphemy against you.
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tokin, we really didn't need your negative energy. Guy just wanted some insight, no need to be rude about it. If you have to repeat yourself so be it. He's in panic mode right now and if you were as aspiring and devoted as he was you would understand.

BigBoy, you're best bet would be to use someone else's. Be discreet about it, hide it in your shoe. It's up to you to find a way to keep it at 94 degrees or higher however.
Young, Thanks for the positive words.

I did not want to have an argument with someone like Tokin or Chill. And I think both have been very wrong for doing what they have done. It's one thing to poke fun at me, but to do so to God, even if their God is a different God than mine, is just CLASSLESS.

I don't think either of them really believe the crap that is coming out of their own mouths. I think they are just using my God reference to pick at me. But using God to pick at me will send them to hell. That's a game I will not play.

I know how great God is. And I know what kind of power God has. And I'm absolutely not going to use God's name in any kind of way like they have. They probably don't realize it yet, but God will punish them for what they have said, if he hasn't already. You can tell both Chill and Tokin live a very sad life to even be able to sink so low as to talk the way they do about God.
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I hope God punishes me. I hope he makes me swallow that heavenly cock.
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