How to Pass a HAIR TEST (FOR ALL DRUGS) for Pre-Employment-It will work EVERYTIME!!!!

[puddin715]

were u at man its been awhile. took test they shaved my freakin armpits!!!!all of it!!!! still waitin for call back, drivin me nuts, they said 2 to 3 days its been a week today. figured i let u no havent seen any response from u hope ur good. shit hope im good!!!

[puddin715]

anybody else outthere had good results with this post so others can see!!

[testclear.com]

Puddin, do you have hair on your head? As rule if you have hair on your head then that is where they go first. Body hair is slow growth hair so it can contain denser toxins then head hair.

[puddin715]

alright everybody I hav great news i passed the mother f..kin test, this works. it really does i start monday for my dream job 50gs a year. trust in this method!!!!!!i WENT THROUGH HELL THIS LAST 2 WEEKS, but all for the good, life has changed thank u thank u thank u. I will tell anybody i no to check out this site. If there r any questions I will check back when im not workin!!!!!! GOD BLESS!!!!

[nursern]

I have been lurking for several months, primarily because I hold a professional license and do not want it jeopardized. I am not a drug user, but am in favor of legalizing medical marijuana. The reason that I decided to register and post is to say that I commend all of you for your willingness to help each other get through the hair testing process. I realize that drug testing creates a very stressful situation for most people. IMO, hair tests for drug use long ago should not be permitted on the whim of an employer/potential employer, but I didn't get a vote. I truly am happy that those who have remained with the thread have passed your tests, and hope you remain on the forum and continue to help each other. I hope those who have tried various methods and did not post the results will return to do so. I especially commend ldavisa (who seems AWOL lately) for his individual responses and the personal encouragement he has given to so many forum users. I can see that he has freely given many hours of his time helping others, and this willingness to help strangers with their problems is a rare virtue in 2008. Before I return to the shadows, I send heartfelt best wishes to all of you.

[NeedInfo]

Cliffnote version, found out on 10th through court I'll have 2 b submitting 2 hair test. Havent smoked in bout 2 weeks or n e perks (use on occasion, nothin crazy). Pending results, I stand 2 lose everything I hold near and dear. Not facing probation or n e thing, much more serious. Since the 10th Ive been researching heavily, and the only thing I thought was out there was this mac thing(does indeed burn like donkey doo) and I would have done it till my scalp was on fire if I had 2. However, your method isnt nearly as painful and Ive only read favorable results. Thats the background, now my question 2 u is, How critical is the aleo in the shampoo. Ive been using a top line clarifying shampoo with your method instead, just as good? In your opinion is it possible that the conditioner alone thwarts the test (either way Im doing your method, just curious)? And is it possible that the conditioner being left in will come up in the lab that I indeed screwed with my hair, leaving an inconclusive reading? I need this 2 b negative no questions asked. Thanx bud, I usually dont post on these things but u really seem like the man, and the 1 to ask. Keep up the good fight!!

[3ibb3]

does this need to be done the day of the test or can it be done in advance? test in a week in another state for a job so i'd rather prepare ahead of time

[iNiT]

I have a hair test Friday and i smoked and did some white on Wednesday. I was wondering what the order of mixing the shampoo, bleach, and peroxide was, or if it makes a difference. Thanks for the method and all the info.

[NeedInfo]

Clean 20 days. For a week I've done about 6 mac treatments, will fit a couple more in, did bleach/ peroxide method several times, done a baking soda soke several times, Used 3 presicion cleanse treatments ( saving last treatment 4 day of test ), just bleached 2day, will redye tommorow after I perform a few more treatments listed above. My hair test id through Ambassador Medical on Mon. 7/21. Any opinion on my chances of passing with negative results? Would love some feedback, thanx!!

[Štulic]

Maybe you'll pass after triple posting.

[YOURDJ]

Was informed on Sat. I will be recommended for the position and will get info. regarding physical/screen in a couple of days.
Anyone know anything about Allclear from Purity Inc.?
No one in my area stocks Zydot, but they all have Allclear.
Is it cool to substitute?
What happened to IDAVISA?

[scaredshitless]

i have a test on thurs...i believe its hair as thats what i found in the database at test clear. This is an great job and i want to make sure i pass. I just started the first step and would appreciate some direction. I soaked my head in vinegar for 15 minutes...I could not find the vo5/aloe anywhere so i settled on this organic root stimulator called olive oil creamy aloe shampoo that I purchased at Target. It says on the front it removes calcium build-up restores moisture gently cleans and neutralizes. ok...i took that and mixed it with 1 tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide and 1 tablespoon of regular chloride bleach. The mixture did not bubble up, i left it on my head for 5 minutes, it did not sting at all. Am I missing something here?

One more thing. my drug of choice is coke...i dont do anything else. I did smoke a few hits of pot about 3 weeks to a month ago, but before that I had not smoked in prob 15 years. any direction or additional advice is appreciated. thanks!

[Tai-pan]

Hi all... I put my backstory here.

For the TL;DNR (To Long; Did Not Read) crowd:

I'm a 30 year old white man, 180lbs, 5' 9", dark brown hair.

I am a light users and stopped regular once-a-week use over 3 months ago. I had a life shattering event thrust into my life (family member found out they had cancer) and I lit up one joint back 5 weeks ago.

Now I have a stunning job offer...hinging on a hair test...which I take Monday morning.

It's Friday at 5pm and they didn't warn me any sooner than 11am today.

I ran to the local headshop because I knew they had 'body' cleaner and thought that they would have something to defeat the hair test.

All they had was this "Dr. Greens Wash Away Shampoo" in a small 1oz bottle. $20 was nothing so I bought it but...can I trust something that costs $20 to clean my hair out?

So I did some research and ran across Ya Hooka. I don't like the idea of tide/acne remover/vinegar...and to be honest I don't have a lot of money left in the bank to pick up mass amounts of this stuff however, that link posted on "how to beat a hair drug test" did state that the white male that smoked once a week did pass.

Well I'm going to try it out. I'll try ldavisa and Mac's method...and just to make sure, I'll use the Dr. Greens too.

I'm a wreck I am so nervous but I'm going to try this once a day starting today and then the morning of my test.

I'll be back to tell you if this works or not.

[Tai-pan]

To prepare, I have done the following:


*UPDATED*
Saturday

• 8:45 am: I shaved all my body hair down to less than a 16th of an inch. I left enough there so it looks like I shaved this weeks ago...well before I heard about the test.

• 10:30 am: I started the Ida method..and it hurts like hell! First I warmed some Apple Cider Vinegar to just below scalding and drenched all my hair (~1 inch long) with this. I let this sit for five minutes and then I put in my pre-mixed Ida Solution. (I did 1 cup of Head and Shoulders Sensitive Care with Aloe (has Aloe Barbadensis leaf extract in the ingredients), 1 tablespoon of Clorox Bleach, 1 tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide). Because I know I would have my hands working in the bleach and didn't want any more chemical burns than I needed to, I used vinyl disposable gloves on my hands. I set my cell phone for multiple alarms eight minutes apart (leaving me time to put in the solution, let it set, then rinse time). I took a handful of the Ida solution and worked it into my hair for at least 3 minutes each time. I let it set for a minute, and then worked it again until the alarm went off. I rinsed then reapplied the solution. At the third solution application, I started to feel a tingling burning. At the fourth I was definitely feeling a burning, especially where the shampoo mixture had trickled onto the back of my neck. In fact, right before the final alarm, I was gnashing my teeth. This hurt like hell! But a douse of water from the shower head really helped that. I worked the water through my hair for a good 10-15 minutes, making sure I had removed all the solution. My test isn't until Monday so I can't use my Dr. Greens shampoo yet.

• 1:00 pm I sent the girlfriend out to the store to pick up some "Just For Men" hair coloring before she heads to work, a shade lighter than my hair color for two reasons. 1) My stylist will not be able to color my hair since she is ill and I don't trust the other places in town (bad experiences) 2) I miss judged the money in my bank account and wouldn't have enough for a cut and a coloring. So, Sunday I plan on applying this after my last Ida/Mac session, and then have my hair cut in the late afternoon to just under 1/2 inch. Then I will use my 'Dr. Greens"

• 9:00pm I did another Ida Method shampoo. It hurt right away this time and by the end I really was hurting. I think don't dare pull back on the Bleach because I think that is what my be the key ingredient in this. My scalp hasn't ever felt this clean and I know I don't have any dandruff anymore hehehe.

• 10:00 pm My girlfriend gets back from work and pounces on me. Seems the idea of a 'porn star shave' (as she calls it) drove her quite nuts while she was at work and the idea worked up something awful. When she hit the door, I was walking towards the kitchen and I wasn't able to get the entire sentence "Hello, love" out before she had me in a pretty savage lip lock. I think it sounded something like "Hell..murffelll.... Mhhhmmmm". Needless to say, pass this test or not, I'm going to be a happy man for the next few weeks.

• 4:00 am Well, I didn't get any sleep last night and she just drifted off so I thought I would post quick before I sacked out. I'm going to do another Ida solution tomorrow morning, try an Ida solution around noon along with a MAC method. In the afternoon, I will do one final Ida solution and then have my hair colored.

Sunday

• 10:00 AM I first heated up some Apple Cider Vinegar and worked it into my hair. I used a shower cap and then put two HOT towels (right from the dryer) on my head to cover the shower cap. I saw another person posted this worked for them, so heating the hair couldn't hurt any. After 10 minutes, I put in my first round of Ida Solution and let that soak for 5 minutes. I washed this out with hot water and then soaked the hair in Ida Solution three more times. At the end, I washed out my hair, used straight Suave with Aloe shampoo and finally I put in some regular Tide liquid to strip the hair from any chemicals.

• 5:00 PM I repeated the same steps taken at 10am.

• 9:00PM Again, I repeat the Ida method and follow up with a single step of the Mac method. After rinsing my hair out VERY well, I have my hair bleached, then colored with some "Just For Men". My shockingly bleached blond hair finally returned to (surprisingly) near my natural hair color.

Monday

• 7:00 AM I washed this morning with Head and Shoulders w/Aloe then with Suave with Aloe then with TeaTree Conditioner (has aloe and menthol).

• 12:00 PM I washed my hair with Head and Shoulders w/Aloe then with Suave with Aloe and then Dr. Greens Cleaning Shampoo.

• 1:00 PM SOB's took my hair...and more than I thought they needed too She wasn't nice about it and seemed bored when she took the sample. The company taking the test first said my hair was a bit too short and called the company hiring me. The HR assistant thought they may need to have me wait until my hair grows out to 1.5 inches or more before I could get the job since they required a 90 day history, but the her boss told the testing company to just take the damn hair sample. They were suspicious that I didn't have any body hair they could cut but I told them the reason was because I go to the lake often and didn't like having the appearance of a Wookie. That got a chuckle and they didn't question me about it again.

If I fail this hair test, it isn't from a lack of trying!


Cross your fingers and pray for a piss test since I KNOW I can beat that without anything (4 almost 5 weeks ago was my last joint and 3-4 weeks before that was the previous joint)

[Tai-pan]

Update: Well, the test is taken. Now the wait.

*EDIT*

I had a few people ask about my hair test so here is the info about my experience. MY EXPERIENCE IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF WHAT YOURS MAY BE LIKE! I just want to make that clear in case someone comes back and says that their test wasn't like mine and thinks I gave them bad information. Just for clarification, my sample will be tested by Quest Diagnostics.

When I went in, they greeted me and took my photo ID to verify I was me

Anyway, they took me back to a small office where they sat me down in a blood sampling chair and the doc wrote down information from my license onto the screening paperwork. Next, he walked behind the chair, pulled back some hair 1/2 way between the top of my head and the bottom of my hair cut. He put a hairclip in my hair to hold my hair back and took the sample.

The sample, surprisingly, was not right to the scalp. My girl took a left over hair from the cut and we measured it (not including the folicle or the hair below the surface...we marked it with a perm marker) as a little over 1/5th of an inch left. We measured and found it was a 4 1/2" strip of hair horizontally (easily hidden by the hair above) and a really thin line vertically (less than 1/8 inch)

He had me sign and date the sealed sample bag, verify the bag's number to the information form and then put my signature, DOB, phone #, and address on the information form.

As a side note, the guy was a bit rude. He asked (so much fake interest in his voice I nearly laughed at his attempt to make small talk) how my day was going, and when I decided to play along and tell him my plans for the day (heading to the lakes) he just grunted. Anyway, my results should be back in

[Tai-pan]

THIS WORKS.

Thank you very much all of you for your info! I got the word today that I passed perfectly and I am working now at a great job.

[ojmathis]

do I need the zydot shampoo or can I just use the bleach and VO5 and conditioner

[Tai-pan]

I didn't use Zydot and I passed (when I know I would have been screwed otherwise!).

I just heated up some Apple Cider Vinegar and worked it into my hair. I used a shower cap to cover my vinegar-soaked hair, and then put two HOT towels (right from the dryer) on my head to cover the shower cap. The heat opens the hair and allowed the chemicals to work out the chemical markers in your hair. I kinda like to think of hair as if the strands were like pine cones. It takes heat for the leaves to expand and expel the 'seeds' inside.

I saw another person posted this worked for them, so heating the hair couldn't hurt any. After 10 minutes, I put in my first round of Ida Solution and let that soak for 5 minutes. Since I couldn't find any V05 with aloe, I did 1 cup of Head and Shoulders Sensitive Care with Aloe, 1 tablespoon of Clorox Bleach, 1 tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide. I washed it out after the 5 minutes and shampooed again with the solution. I did it three times in three sittings (9 times total).

At the end, I washed out my hair, used straight Suave with Aloe shampoo, straight head and shoulders and then finally I put in some regular Tide x2 (the concentrate) liquid to strip the hair from any chemicals.

I also had my GF help me put some "just for men" hair coloring into my hair prior to my test. I don't think this helped in regards to my drug test any because it doesn't have any bleaching agents...just dyes. However It did wonders for my gray hairs.

I'm ~185lb, 5' 10" white male with dark brown hair. I was a regular, daily (one joint) smoker up to sixty days prior to my drug test. At 30 days prior I smoked ~20-30grams.

I am a TRUE BELIEVER! This works and it's what brought me to this forum. I'm convinced it can and will work. My sister's brother is amazed since he knows how much I was smoking prior to this event.

THANK YOU IDA!

[padla]

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