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Old 04-07-2008, 02:51 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I have a few questions about this method, Idavisa!

Unfortunately, I remain a bit skeptical! I have a very good "in" for a job that I really want, but I did find out that they hair test. Now I've been clean from everything for about 45 days.. so I'm around halfway to the clean hair point.

If I use your method, should it effectively allow me to become cleaner SOONER than waiting for it to be clean naturally? Is it a good idea to start using this method now to ensure my cleanness around day 90ish? Or is this method merely a way to temporarily mask the metabolites in the hair?

Thanks.. and I look forward to hearing from some of these other folks who have tried and are awaiting their results. GOOD LUCK!
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:47 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I have a few questions about this method, Idavisa!

Unfortunately, I remain a bit skeptical! I have a very good "in" for a job that I really want, but I did find out that they hair test. Now I've been clean from everything for about 45 days.. so I'm around halfway to the clean hair point.

If I use your method, should it effectively allow me to become cleaner SOONER than waiting for it to be clean naturally? Is it a good idea to start using this method now to ensure my cleanness around day 90ish? Or is this method merely a way to temporarily mask the metabolites in the hair?

Thanks.. and I look forward to hearing from some of these other folks who have tried and are awaiting their results. GOOD LUCK!
As you should be skeptical, buddy. If this job means a lot to you I would research everything and anything before committing to one method. So you are right to be skeptical-I would be too.

Regarding your questions.

1) The only thing I would start to do in perparation for the test is to start shampooing with an aloe vera shampoo.

2) Everything else used in this method, was used the day of testing (aside from the hair coloring which was done the day before the testing).

3) This method "permanently" strips the hair folicle of any drug metabolite; it does not "mask" your hair for a certain amount of time. The detox shampoo's out there only "mask" your hair and does not "strip" your folicles. So to answer your 2nd question: this is not a method in which it merely masks your hair for a certain amount of time. The way I have described the method calls the user to mix with the hydrogen peroxide, bleach and V05 shampoo (or another viable substitute shampoo with aloe vera in it) the day of testing, however in theory I am sure if you did this now and did not use drugs before the test it would be just as effective.

4) This will clean your hair sooner then to wait it out; if time is not on your side-and it will do so in a permanent manner (as long as you don't use again in between the time you use this method and the time in which you take the hair test).

I would recommend to do all of this the day of testing as this is what I did as well as the other people that used this method and they all passed.

But you should not have much to worry about b/c you have not done anything in 45 days-so you are that much more unlikely to test postive vs. someone who just used and has to take a hair test.

The best solution is to not use at all; then we all wouldn't have anything to worry about. Seeing how this is not the case; the method posted here is an alternative method that, to my knowledge, has been extremely effective. I have posted this method on other sites and have gotten the same results with people using this method and passing in all panels.

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Have you been given the option to take this hair test whenever you want (sounds from your post that you have time on your side)? If so, I would recommend waiting for another 30 days and using this method exactly as directed. I'd be willing to bet my last dollar that you would easily pass the hair test.

This post was intended for people that are given 5 days or so to comply and take a hair test. So time is usually a factor; and the method here takes that into account.

Regardless if you take the test this week or next month; I truly 100% believe without any doubt whatsoever that if you use the method described above you will pass the hair folicle test regardless if you just used or haven't used drugs for a while (such as yourself). The reason is because this method will effectively "strip" all of your hair folicles of any drug metobolites that may reside in your hair as result of using drugs in the past 90 days.

The detox shampoo & hair coloring that also is mentioned here is just added insurance to ensure a negative result. This is also the case with the conditioner, but this, I feel, is more important (but nonetheless, added insurance) b/c this will help corrupt the testing process alltogether.

I hope I have answered your questions-feel free to PM me or post here with additional questions you may have. This is a nerve-racking experience for one to go through so I know the feeling...but trust in this method; it will work.

Good Luck and post back with results.
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Old 04-08-2008, 12:53 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Thanks a lot for the response! Time is fortunately on my side, but I just landed an interview with a pretty decent company and I'm guessing they might hair test as well. I don't want to screw this up, especially after waiting for so long!

I don't think I'll be able to postpone the test if it comes up, but I'm still not certain when exactly it will be. There's also another place that I am waiting to apply at, which says on their website that they hair test. I'm just waiting until I'm completely clean.

But in the meantime, I'm checking out this other position, and they are partnered with the company that hair tests.. so I'm guessing they might as well.

In any case, thanks a bunch for your information. I might just give it a try regardless of how long I wait.. just to make sure In any case, I'll pick up an aloe shampoo asap! Thanks again!



I also found a website that has a lot of interesting "scientific" information on hair drug testing. Just wondering if you've seen it. It sounds like it supports your method to some degree

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Old 04-08-2008, 04:30 AM   #64 (permalink)
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well...I sent in my own personal hair test yesterday (not the one for work). Just waiting on the results.

Here is the method I went through:
First, the day before the test, I did the vinegar/astringent/tide method. this is affectionately known as the "maccujo" method on other websites, because he was apparently the first one to post about it. I immediately followed the Maccujo method by the method of this thread (hereafter I will refer to it as the ldavisa method) that includes the bleach, H2O2, and aloe shampoo.

Then the DAY that I took the hair sample, I did the Maccujo method, and again followed it by the ldavisa method. I followed this by using a single stage detox shampoo and then a 2 stage detox shampoo, and then I did the thing where I used the conditioner and left it in. A few hours later, after my hair had dried, I had a friend take a sample from the back of my head where a tester would typically take one. Now....I wait.

There is a great thread on marijuana.com regarding hair testing that has about 70 pages of results:
Post your results here for hair testing, negative or positive - Marijuana.com

It seems like Zydot really does the trick though, almost everyone that mentions it in that thread had success, especially when used in conjunction with bleaching your hair. I, however, am not using Zydot, so lets see how it goes.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:27 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Question for Idavisa and others.

First I would like to thank Idavisa for maintaining this thread and giving advice.

Also, I am not trying to be redundant as I know this thread has been beaten to death.

I believe to be getting a very good job offer. I am not going to use any zydot, or test pure as someone I know from NOR*L has told me (off the record) that they are all garbage and have no proven effects. Just my opinion. (not trying to start a war).

I am pretty dirty. I Have been smoking some of the highest qual smoke avail. (several months).

About 2 weeks ago I celebrated a friends B-day with 1 dose of x and it also happened to be snowing outside. (hint).

The x and snow is not common for me but I slipped up and indulged.

I have only been clean for for about 2 weeks of everything.


My strategy is the following:


Use Idavisa post slightly modified.

Idavisa, on the second post of this thread you had mentioned that your friend did not have time for zydot and just did the following:

"He didn't have time to buy the Zydot Shampoo system before his test so he just used the Clorox Bleach/Hydrogen Peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE method mentioned above (he has about 6 inches of hair-and didn't cut it prior to testing) and made SURE to saturate completely with conditioner without rinsing it out-AS HIS FINAL STEP before leaving to take the hair test."

My questions are:

1. Has any one else tried this method WITHOUT zydot and coloring?

2. I do not plan on getting my hair dyed as my friend does hair and said that it will not really do anything.

3. I am not planning on using any Zydot or internet shampoo as my source from NOR*L has said (off the record) that they have no proven track record.

4. Has anyone reported a failing with this method?

5. I have heard mixed results about the Macujo Method involving vinegar and clear and clean and tide. (Also read that one person reported extreme smell of vinegar after applying, would seem a bit suspicious.)

So to sum this LONG post up:

Will using the concoction of bleach, peroxide, VO5 with aloe alone for lets say 3-4 consecutive sessions work? Remember I am not planning on using zydot or coloring.

And using and leaving Conditioner in hair.

Has anyone failed using this method?

What are peoples opinion on this method vs Macujo Method?

I know this is a long thread but have done HOURS of research on this subject.

So Far, Idavisa's method is the only one that does not have bad reviews.

I appreciate any response.

Thanks and blessings.


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Old 04-08-2008, 10:06 PM   #66 (permalink)
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First I would like to thank Idavisa for maintaining this thread and giving advice.

Also, I am not trying to be redundant as I know this thread has been beaten to death.

I believe to be getting a very good job offer. I am not going to use any zydot, or test pure as someone I know from NOR*L has told me (off the record) that they are all garbage and have no proven effects. Just my opinion. (not trying to start a war).

I am pretty dirty. I Have been smoking some of the highest qual smoke avail. (several months).

About 2 weeks ago I celebrated a friends B-day with 1 dose of x and it also happened to be snowing outside. (hint).

The x and snow is not common for me but I slipped up and indulged.

I have only been clean for for about 2 weeks of everything.


My strategy is the following:


Use Idavisa post slightly modified.

Idavisa, on the second post of this thread you had mentioned that your friend did not have time for zydot and just did the following:

"He didn't have time to buy the Zydot Shampoo system before his test so he just used the Clorox Bleach/Hydrogen Peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE method mentioned above (he has about 6 inches of hair-and didn't cut it prior to testing) and made SURE to saturate completely with conditioner without rinsing it out-AS HIS FINAL STEP before leaving to take the hair test."

My questions are:

1. Has any one else tried this method WITHOUT zydot and coloring?

2. I do not plan on getting my hair dyed as my friend does hair and said that it will not really do anything.

3. I am not planning on using any Zydot or internet shampoo as my source from NOR*L has said (off the record) that they have no proven track record.

4. Has anyone reported a failing with this method?

5. I have heard mixed results about the Macujo Method involving vinegar and clear and clean and tide. (Also read that one person reported extreme smell of vinegar after applying, would seem a bit suspicious.)

So to sum this LONG post up:

Will using the concoction of bleach, peroxide, VO5 with aloe alone for lets say 3-4 consecutive sessions work? Remember I am not planning on using zydot or coloring.

And using and leaving Conditioner in hair.

Has anyone failed using this method?

What are peoples opinion on this method vs Macujo Method?

I know this is a long thread but have done HOURS of research on this subject.

So Far, Idavisa's method is the only one that does not have bad reviews.

I appreciate any response.

Thanks and blessings.

Thank you for the vote of confidence m8; much obliged.

I realize the detox shampoo and perhaps the hair coloring may not be as effective as the other info in the thread; but the thread is based on what I actually did-so posting it, IMO, was necessary. I didn't want to take out anything that I did do; I wanted to post exactly step by step what I did to pass the hair test. One could take these out; but then I couldn't vouche 100% of it's effectiveness b/c the 2 times I used this method I used the detox shampoo and hair coloring.

However, my friend, now colleague, just used the bleach and hydrogen perioxide mixture and made sure to leave the conditioner in his hair prior to testing the day of; no detox shampoo or hair coloring-he passed and he was dirtier than the average person...so I'll let you draw your own conclusions. I would say that if I had to do again and could only do 2 of the 4 things mentioned it would be, without a doubt, the bleach, hydrogen peroxide, and aloe shampoo mixture and just as important condition hair and leave in to air dry. Those 2 seem to be the most important IMO, b/c as stated the mixture strips the drug metabolites out of your hair permanently regardless of how dirty you are and the conditioner will corrupt the test at minimum as to inconclusive, which will equal as negative (read a few posts above where this is explained).

I honestly think if you follow the instructions of this thread; you will pass. I know that the detox shampoo's only MASK your hair folicles and DO NOT strip them of the drug metabolites-so in theory you may not need to use the detox shampoo; but like I said I posted on EVERYTHING that I did in preparation for the test and did not want to leave anything out.

As for any failures: on the 3 websites I have this posted on I have yet to receive any complaints or anyone posting that they failed as result of using this method. If there were; I am positive that we all would of heard about it on this thread particularily. As of right now I know of approx 23 people that have used this method and have passed; not one person has PM'd me or posted that they have failed. This is why I maintain so far that this method has a 100% success rate.

BTW: The detox shampoo and hair coloring; I know that these are sketchy at most, but it gives the user a little bit more sanity during this awful experience and acts as an added insurance to the method.

Hope I answered your questions.
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So if I get a call tomorrow with a date for a hair test (say Friday)... when is it best to do this? Does it have to be Friday right before the test?
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So if I get a call tomorrow with a date for a hair test (say Friday)... when is it best to do this? Does it have to be Friday right before the test?
From my experience in doing this 2 times I would suggest to do all of it the day of testing; 3 hours before should suffice.

Only things that I would recommend doing prior to the day of testing would be to:

1) Shave down hair with a clippers to 1/8 inch (everywhere you have hair) with the exception of your head hair.

2) If you choose to have your hair colored as I did, which is also mentioned in the method, you can have done anytime prior to testing-and if you have shorter hair; try to get hair cut slightly below the 1.5 inches (90 days); perhaps cut it around to 1.0 to 1.2 inches if possible.

3) Start shampooing your hair with an "aloe" shampoo as soon as you can; the more times washed the better. I would even say to go as far as to try and find some pure "aloe extract" and add it into the aloe shampoo if possible.

Hope this answers your questions.
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Awesome. I've been clean for a month so far, and think the test will be coming this month. I've started using aloe shampoo and plan on using this method JUST TO BE SURE with the test. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:39 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?
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Hey, nothing yet on my hair test. I did the vinegar thing once, but with the aloe rid for a few days and those other products that I got online. Zydot and Ultra Cleanse. Like you said, nothin I can do now, but sit back chill and wait. The other parties attorney wrote a big letter wanting the results, but they wrote back to her and said no, go to the court for it. The company also said that although it may cvome up positive for certain things they can only get the level, not the frequency or last time used. oh well hoping for clean, but maybe low levels..........Puff , Puff, Give
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The test that I mailed in on my own came back negative, so that's a relief. I will also post the results from the official test administered by the agency that does it for my job.
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Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?
This method is intended for people exactly in your situation zwank; that is, with very little time to prepare. It doesn't matter when you used last; if the week before or 75 days prior to testing. That being said, if you followed the method (focusing primarily on the shampoo mixture of Hydrogen Peroxide, Bleach and Aloe Shampoo & the conditioner part) then I feel you should be OK. The mixture will STRIP the drug metabolites permanently from you hair and the conditioner you leave in will help in corrupting in the testing process. I am assuming you were not able to purchase and use any detox shampoo or color your hair but you did everything I would have done on such short notice (shave body hair down on body, and use the mix shampoo method). I really think you will be ok here.

Post back and let us know if you did end up taking the test and let me know what you actually did to prepare; then I can give you a little more feedback. But from what you posted its looks as if you should be good to go


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Hey, nothing yet on my hair test. I did the vinegar thing once, but with the aloe rid for a few days and those other products that I got online. Zydot and Ultra Cleanse. Like you said, nothin I can do now, but sit back chill and wait. The other parties attorney wrote a big letter wanting the results, but they wrote back to her and said no, go to the court for it. The company also said that although it may cvome up positive for certain things they can only get the level, not the frequency or last time used. oh well hoping for clean, but maybe low levels..........Puff , Puff, Give
I hope everything works for you pal; looks like a viable/suitable alternative to my method. I wish I could give you more feedback-however I am unfamilair with the vinegar method; but if it works then mo power to ya pal!

Post back when you get your results.

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The test that I mailed in on my own came back negative, so that's a relief. I will also post the results from the official test administered by the agency that does it for my job.
Well now this a good sign friend; this should ease your mind that this method works, as stated I have not yet heard of anyone using the method described in this thread and NOT passing. The home test you took in which you used this method and passed should at least for now give you reassurance on the validity of this method and provide sound testimony that this method works-no matter your level of drug use with any and/or all drugs. Since you also used another method (vinegar) with my method it would impossible to to know what method provided the best results. But from the above post; we should have an answer to that shortly as sonnyday only used the vinegar method and should have results back shortly. We then can determine if the vinegar method works as good as using only the method described in this thread.

However, this method still stands at an astounding 100% success rate (currently 25 out 25 users who followed the method mentioned in the original post have passed negative in all panels regardless of level of usage (this data taken from PM's to me on several different sites including this one)).

I wish you luck on your 2nd test; Good Luck and post back with results!
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...The home test you took ...
Just to be clear, this was not just a home test kit, but a test that I sent in to Quest diagnostics and got the results back through an MD.
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Well I'll be damned; nice one. I'd say that you are in the clear than m8! Do exactly what you did-you should have no problem passing.

Congratulations as Quest does the same type of test procedure as Physmedics. You should be fine.

Glad to hear this...you should have a ton of relief now as well!

Post back with 2nd test results!
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