How to Pass a HAIR TEST (FOR ALL DRUGS) for Pre-Employment-It will work EVERYTIME!!!!

[ldavisa]

FYI:

I needed to pass a hair test for pre-employment; I was using drugs constantly.

The detox shampoo (Zydot shampoo offered by Testclear) was used; however I included several other methods in addition to the shampoo and in the end I came up with negative results in all panels which was conducted by psymedics corp.

This is what I did to pass the hair test (and I had been using Amphetamines, Xanax, and Opiates regularly). My methods to prepare for the test were as follows:

1) I got my entire hair colored (not bleached) but just a lighter shade of light brown (barely noticible) by a hair salon. I made sure to have them cut my hair so that it was only just about 1 inch or so-my hair was already somewhat short so it wouldn't of looked suspicious having it cut below the 1.5 inch length requirement (they need 1.5 inches of hair so that they can go back and trace up to 90 days prior).

IMPORTANT: Psymedics can and will try to collect hair samples from under your armpits, chesthair, armhair, leghair, and in some cases even pubic hair (all of which can detect much longer than the 90 days per 1.5 inches in length as you head hair does-I was told by the lady conducting the test that if I had even 3/4 inch of hair in my armpits, legs, arms, or elsewhere it could detect as far back as 120+ days). So be sure to shave armpits, chest, legs, etc. I bought an electric hair clipper and shaved down to approx. 1/8 inch all over my body in which hair can grow as to not look suspicious. It merely appeared as if I was a very groomed person who was self-consious of having a overly hairy body, etc. Since I didn't shave down completely bare it was effective as to not look like I was trying to purposely rig the hair test. As a result they had no other option but to take hair from my head which was approx. 1 inch long (this will give them only 60 days of history vs. the required 90 days) This wasn't an issue when tested-they just took my head hair due to lack of body hair elsewhere.

2) I then used a method that included mixing clorox bleach; hydrogen peroxide and VO5 Shampoo (WITH ALOE).

Ingredients that I used to Pass a Hair Drug Test

VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE
VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE is the recommended shampoo for beginning the hair cleansing process. You will need 1.5 ounces of VO5 shampoo.

Clorox bleach
The bleach will help to strip drug and drug metabolites from your hair. You will need 1 teaspoon of Clorox bleach.

Hydrogen peroxide
The hydrogen peroxide will help to strip drug and drug metabolites from your hair. You will need 1 teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide.

I mixed all together (1 tsp of Clorox bleach; 1 tsp of Hydrogen peroxide and 1.5 ounces of VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE) and used as a shampoo.

First lather hair thoroughly with mixture-let sit in hair for 5 minutes. Then rinse thoroughly. Repeat these steps 2 more times. When done correctly you will have had this mixture in your hair for an overal total of 15 minutes. Don't worry, this will not be enough time for your hair to be bleached. It will not change the color of your hair-so don't cut corners and have it sit in your hair for anytime less than 5 min intervals. You may feel a tingling sensation but stick to exactly 5 mins per washing.

What this will do when completed correctly is that it will chemically alter your hair (will destroy fibers in the hair that are necessary to detect toxins and destroy all drug metabolites in your hair folicles) in a way that will make it impossible to get a reading when the actual testing is conducted.

3) Purchased Zydot Shampoo (entire package).
Follow the directions exactly.

4) The last step (and in my opinion the most important step) I did was after I washed with the Zydot shampoo system exactly as directed, I lathered my hair with conditioner (any brand will do) and DID NOT rinse it out. I left it in to air dry.

Hair conditioner
The conditioner will be applied and left on your hair after you've cleaned it with the shampoo, bleach and peroxide; and after you shampoo with Zydot Shampoo package. The conditioner will contaminate the solution when the laboratory is processing your sample, and will cause your test to be negative.

What this does is it will contaminate the testing of your hair (with utmost certainty). The conditioner will currupt the testing resulting in a negative in all panels that are tested.

Between the coloring of my hair, cutting my hair to 1 inch (not allowing them to collect the required 1.5 inches needed to go back 90 days), using the bleach/hydrogen peroxide/VO5 Shampoo w/ALOE method, also using the Zydot hair shampoo system offered by testclear, and finally a thorough lathering of conditioner that was NOT rinsed off and let to air dry, I came back with neagative results in all panels. And I am a heavy user of all drugs mentioned above.

This is a full proof way to beat a hair test for pre-employment.


FYI:

If you have longer hair...don't worry about cutting it short. Just double up on the clorox bleach/hydrogen peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE mixture so you have enough to completely saturate your hair entirely for the three 5 minute intervals.

And be SURE to completely condition your hair and not rinse it out (let air dry). That is the last and FINAL thing you need to do.

In my opinion these 2 steps are the MOST important of the methods I used. The mixture will destroy the fibers inside the hair folicle most certainly, but the conditioner will curropt the test all together.

You will be fine...no way you will test positive. I've had several friends of mine that had longer hair and didn't cut it short and it worked for them flawlessly.

Good luck and don't worry...you'll be just fine. This is a proven way to beat a hair test as I have done it twice and 5 of my friends have done it and they all passed.


If you have additional questions please reply and I will answer them as soon as I am notified.

[ldavisa]

Quick Update:

I was contacted by a friend (now colleague) of my work who used my method who using coke, weed, and opiates regularly.

He didn't have time to buy the Zydot Shampoo system before his test so he just used the Clorox Bleach/Hydrogen Peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE method mentioned above (he has about 6 inches of hair-and didn't cut it prior to testing) and made SURE to saturate completely with conditioner without rinsing it out-AS HIS FINAL STEP before leaving to take the hair test.

He passed altogether-negative results in all panels by Psymedics Corp.

He also told me that he chose to use 1 tablespoon (insted of 1 tsp) of both bleach and peroxide and 1 cup of VO5 shampoo with ALOE and let sit in hair for 4 cycles instead of the 3 (15 mins vs. 20 mins). He said that his hair stayed the same color even after doubling the mixture and adding another 5 minutes of soak time.

Just thought I would mention this; I would still use the Zydot Shampoo and color my hair slightly as mentioned above because it worked for me twice without failure.

[XYZ123]

LDAVISA....you are a GODSEND!!!!!!!!!

I did exactly what you said in your post regarding how to pass a hair test.

I had a hair test coming up and was FREAKING out (I had been using THC and COKE regularly) and thought I was screwed for a great paying job that required a hair test.

Everyother site said that passing a hair test would be impossible; until I read your post.

I followed your instructions to a tee and the test came back today with negative results in all panels (10 panel test) by Psymedics Corp.

KUDOS to you....it REALLY works.

I owe you man...thanks again.

[ldavisa]

Glad I could help out. A hair folicle test is a scary process if you have been using; especially when you have no idea what to expect.

No need to thank me...that's what this site it for.

[thingfish]

Three quick questions... ldavisa, did you have your hair colored, treated with your method AND tested all in the same day? And for XYZ123, did you also have your hair colored? Lastly, Im having trouble finding VO5w/aloe. What I have found is a VO5 Nourishing Oasis shampoo with Jasmine & Aloe. Is this the product you are speaking of? I am planning on taking a test soon at my own expense and descretion, so I have time to prepare. It seems from what I've read elsewhere that your method might just work. I will let you know asap. Thank you.

[JonDough]

Test Clear alt thread.

Good info though.

[ldavisa]

Thingfish,

I had my hair treated about 1-2 days before the test.

Then the day of the acutual testing I did the shaving of body hair with clippers; washed with V05 mixture (any V05 shampoo w/ ALOE will do). Aloe is the key to this as aloe will help coat your hair and also helps to remove metabolites assoc. with toxins in hair folicles.

The day of testing I washed with V05 mix, then shampoo'd myself with the Zydot system via TestClear and then conditioned thouroughly and let air dry without rinsing.

Hope this answers your questions. Please feel free to reply back with any questions.



I had my hair colored about 1-2 days prior testing. Basically if you can find pure aloe extract (no perservatives, just pure aloe from the acutal plants and mix with any V05) this would be ideal. But basically you are looking for V05 w/ALOE. I believe I used V05 Herbal Essences with Aloe. Just make sure the V05 has aloe in it.

[XYZ123]

I had my hair treated a day prior to testing with the same V05 that LDAVISA used; V05 Herbal Essences w/Aloe picked up at Walgreens.

Also I have longer hair so I doubled up on the V05 mixture.

[Paranoid Android]

Thread sounds like an infomercial.

[ldavisa]

You are entitled to your own opinions Paranoid Android; however these are real people with real issues.

I haven't endorsed any particular product and am only trying to help others out in situations that I have already been in.

This thread has helped out already 3 people and that is what this is all about. If you have other ideas on how to pass a hair folicle test then by all means SHARE...if not, please comment somewhere else.

I am not trying to sell products here, merely helping others go through a serious crisis concerning hair drug tests. If you can't appreciate that, then what are you doing on this thread much less this site?

Can you not see that I am only trying to help? If not, then I have nothing but pity for you.

If you are merely making an observation, then I suppose it does sound like an informercial, but tell that to THINGFISH, JON DOUGH and XYZ.

I hope that you are just trying to be humorous and not discrediting this method. That would be unfair to people who acutally need help on this topic.

I'm sure you mean well and were just being humorous, if so I apologize for being rude.

[Štulic]

Originally Posted by JonDough

Test Clear alt thread.

Too obvious.

[dragonmood high]

OMG! NO i followed your directions step by step and i still failed the test , i lost my job, my wife divorced me my 3 children will now starve. i hate the world!

[ldavisa]

DRAGONMOOD HIGH,

You are a joke....you never tried this method, so fuck off.

Secondally...I am merely stating what I did to pass a hair test. If the products are from TestClear...so be it.

So I used V05....do I work the fricking company? You guys can say whatever you want.

This is what I did and it worked so if it appears to you both as endoring hydrogen peroxide, clorox bleach, Zydot (which is available on other sites other than TestClear) or hair salons...then you are all just plain stupid.

As for Dragonmood High...you never tried this...you are just trying to antaganize the people that really need help.

Go post somewhere else where people give a damn what you think. You people are the reason people acutally fail there tests...cuz you discredit all other methods that are foreign to you.

Seems awfuly quick to get divorced, lose your job, and now have your children starve in the coarse of 24 hours...your a joke.

Pay no attention to him...

If you would like for me to say detox shampoo vs Zydot via testclear than I will.

I am merely stating the facts of my experience and if you have a problem with that then offer some solutions your own.

I suppose you think I work for Clorox Bleach since I mentioned that brand name too?

You both need to get a life and realize that this post is about helping people in times of dires straights...not to be assholes for no other reason than having nothing to do and having no time on your hands.

[Paranoid Android]

lol

I was just making an observation. I was not trying to be an ass. I am sure the product does work, etc, etc...

I just found it to be much like an infomercial as you can tell, from others too. And it doesn't help that the user names seem quickly created, and ALL created in August 2007.

But hey, I am not trying to put you or the product(s) down, o.k?

[ldavisa]

No problem...I see where you are coming from. I have no control as to when someone signs up. Perhaps they couldn't reply to my post until they registered with Yahooka. I know that a few became registered members just so that they could post a question to the thread as they were about to go through a hair test and couldn't communicate with me or anyone else until they registered.

I see where you are coming from, but please understand that I am trying to help and not endorse or spam ANYTHING.

Thanks for the reply and I apologize for being rude.

Trust me...this is only for informational purposes only-that it.

I appreciate your reply and I am sorry for flying off the handle before. It's just that I put so much time and effort into the post so that people wouldn't have to go through the stress and worry that I had felt when this first happened to me.

Thanks again.

[ldavisa]

Did it ever occur to you that these people you CLAIM to be alt names offering testimonial could have been and most likely were guests on this site and then became registered members inso that they could reply with questions or comments on this thread?

I have no affiliation with the other people posting information on my thread. I don't know who they are, where they live, or what they do; only that they found this thread through searching the internet and they found it to be useful. A guest cannot reply or comment unless registered, so I take offense that you would assume that I myself would take the liberty of providing alt names to offer testimonial on my method of beating a hair test.

Think what you want, I am merely trying to help people in times of crisis in which I have been intimately involved with in the past-so I know what they are going through.

It's very easy to accuse someone of something when you haven't thought it out completely.

I don't care what you think my motives are, nor should I. I just want to help poeple out so that they can get a decent job if they should ever have the misfortune of getting slammed with a hair test.

[Štulic]

^ C'mon dude, you're think we're all stupid or what?

I frankly don't care about the products you're advertising whatsoever, but it's plainly obvious that usernames XYX123 and thingfish are nothing but your alts, not only because of the join date but more about the identical posting fashion using random CAPITALIZED words and inserting ellipse