Quick Fix

ispinal · 01-16-2008, 05:29 PM

I have an pre-employment drug test coming up next week at the hospital. I tried at at home test and found that my urine is still dirty after a couple weeks which i assumed it would be. I went out and bought the Quick Fix Synthetic Urine. I had a guy at work tell me he knows a few guys who have tried fake urine and were busted, however he is a fib teller. Im just wondering if you guys know the likelyhood of the hospital realizing the urine is fake. They arent going to be in there with me, and im sure ill have no problem getting it to the proper temperature. I just want to know the likelyhood they will catch the fact its fake, and if anyones used this stuff. Thanks

LockedNLoaded · 01-17-2008, 12:48 PM

I've used it numerous times and as long as it's not supervised and you get the temperature right you'll be fine. From what I've heard from several reliable sources is that they'd have to do a hormone type test on the urine to tell that it may be synthetic which is expensive for the company and almost never happens.

Are you sure it's gonna be a urine test? I had a buddy that worked for the hospital and they said they piss tested and took blood. He had a pretty high profile job there so they may have been only for people in his situation.

ispinal · 01-17-2008, 04:10 PM

i know its a urine and i know whos doing it.
LabCorp Solutions :: Employer Services

that labcorp has a place right by my work imma have to go to. what im curious about, is i know i gotta shake the shit up after i heat it. if they are going to send it out for the actual test, wont everything settle at the bottom and it become apparent its synthetic?

LockedNLoaded · 01-22-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LockedNLoaded

I've heard from several reliable sources is that they'd have to do a hormone type test on the urine to tell that it may be synthetic which is expensive for the company and almost never happens.

Like I said I wouldn't worry about that at all. Just concentrate on getting the temp. right. gL

000SaRaH000 · 01-24-2008, 09:48 AM

nope, the synthetic urine has everything in it that your actual urine would..its premixed in a lab. So there is no way they can detect it is not synthetic. so the only thing you have to do with it is heat it up. Ive used it plenty of times....get the temp at the same as your body..and you will be fine.

rapphimself · 01-25-2008, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 000SaRaH000

nope, the synthetic urine has everything in it that your actual urine would..its premixed in a lab. So there is no way they can detect it is not synthetic. so the only thing you have to do with it is heat it up. Ive used it plenty of times....get the temp at the same as your body..and you will be fine.

Do the heat pads work well and is it hard to keep
the temp correct? I found this instructional video
on youtube that shows you how to use the product.
http://www.youtube.com/v/Byi7n5MUonM&rel=1

000SaRaH000 · 01-25-2008, 07:00 AM

you can use the heating pad..it can hold temp for up to 5 hours. You can also just put the bottle up against your body and that will heat to your body temperature.

ispinal · 01-25-2008, 04:26 PM

Well i passed the test and got a great job cuz of it making 75k a year. My boss told me to go in for the test, so i went to the microwave and actually overheated it on accident. went out to the car, and turned the ac on full blast "it was already like 10 degrees outside" and held it up till the temp came down. taped the heat pad to the bottle and just jocked it. temp stayed at 96 degrees the entire drive over. lady had me take off my coat and hat, and followed me to bathroom. she waited outside by the door. i went in, poured it in, waited a few extra seconds, jocked quickfix bottle, and went out and handed her the sample. the cup i poured it into had a temp strip on there. read like 95 degrees, she checked the box that said between 90-100, and i was on my way. stuff worked great. i bought a couple more bottles for the future when i have to go on site for a job that will require i take one to do work there. ie. Ford and DuPont. Well im off to go smoke a nice fat bowl.
later-
ispinal

MissSmokeAlotta · 01-25-2008, 04:32 PM

i went to a lowes interview and got swabbed there...i smoked a bowl or two the night before...right before they swabbed my salvia i stuck a quarter in my mouth for some reason thinking it would help...right. anyways im a heavy smoker so does ne one know what my chances of passing it is....i drank a lot of water before i went in and had a cigarette before that too...

ahhh i need some helpful answers

thnkksssss

MissSmokeAlotta · 01-25-2008, 04:36 PM

i got swabbed 13 hours after i smokeddd

rapphimself · 01-25-2008, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissSmokeAlotta

i went to a lowes interview and got swabbed there...i smoked a bowl or two the night before...right before they swabbed my salvia i stuck a quarter in my mouth for some reason thinking it would help...right. anyways im a heavy smoker so does ne one know what my chances of passing it is....i drank a lot of water before i went in and had a cigarette before that too...

ahhh i need some helpful answers

thnkksssss

a couple threads down I stumbled upon this...
will my husband pass??? oral swab test...

crass138 · 02-04-2008, 02:16 PM

i was going to put in the tshirt pocket under a button down shirt with the heat pack facing outward in the pocket

would that be a good way to hide it?

Crass

01-16-2008, 05:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
ispinal YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Quick Fix I have an pre-employment drug test coming up next week at the hospital. I tried at at home test and found that my urine is still dirty after a couple weeks which i assumed it would be. I went out and bought the Quick Fix Synthetic Urine. I had a guy at work tell me he knows a few guys who have tried fake urine and were busted, however he is a fib teller. Im just wondering if you guys know the likelyhood of the hospital realizing the urine is fake. They arent going to be in there with me, and im sure ill have no problem getting it to the proper temperature. I just want to know the likelyhood they will catch the fact its fake, and if anyones used this stuff. Thanks

01-25-2008, 04:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
ispinal YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	passed Well i passed the test and got a great job cuz of it making 75k a year. My boss told me to go in for the test, so i went to the microwave and actually overheated it on accident. went out to the car, and turned the ac on full blast "it was already like 10 degrees outside" and held it up till the temp came down. taped the heat pad to the bottle and just jocked it. temp stayed at 96 degrees the entire drive over. lady had me take off my coat and hat, and followed me to bathroom. she waited outside by the door. i went in, poured it in, waited a few extra seconds, jocked quickfix bottle, and went out and handed her the sample. the cup i poured it into had a temp strip on there. read like 95 degrees, she checked the box that said between 90-100, and i was on my way. stuff worked great. i bought a couple more bottles for the future when i have to go on site for a job that will require i take one to do work there. ie. Ford and DuPont. Well im off to go smoke a nice fat bowl. later- ispinal

01-25-2008, 04:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
MissSmokeAlotta YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Phoenixxx Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i went to a lowes interview and got swabbed there...i smoked a bowl or two the night before...right before they swabbed my salvia i stuck a quarter in my mouth for some reason thinking it would help...right. anyways im a heavy smoker so does ne one know what my chances of passing it is....i drank a lot of water before i went in and had a cigarette before that too... ahhh i need some helpful answers thnkksssss Last edited by MissSmokeAlotta; 01-25-2008 at 04:36 PM. Reason: forgot somethin

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crass138 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hiding quickfix i was going to put in the tshirt pocket under a button down shirt with the heat pack facing outward in the pocket would that be a good way to hide it? Crass

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01-17-2008, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
LockedNLoaded YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I've used it numerous times and as long as it's not supervised and you get the temperature right you'll be fine. From what I've heard from several reliable sources is that they'd have to do a hormone type test on the urine to tell that it may be synthetic which is expensive for the company and almost never happens. Are you sure it's gonna be a urine test? I had a buddy that worked for the hospital and they said they piss tested and took blood. He had a pretty high profile job there so they may have been only for people in his situation.

01-17-2008, 04:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
ispinal YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i know its a urine and i know whos doing it. LabCorp Solutions :: Employer Services that labcorp has a place right by my work imma have to go to. what im curious about, is i know i gotta shake the shit up after i heat it. if they are going to send it out for the actual test, wont everything settle at the bottom and it become apparent its synthetic?

01-24-2008, 09:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
000SaRaH000 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	nope, the synthetic urine has everything in it that your actual urine would..its premixed in a lab. So there is no way they can detect it is not synthetic. so the only thing you have to do with it is heat it up. Ive used it plenty of times....get the temp at the same as your body..and you will be fine.

01-25-2008, 07:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
000SaRaH000 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	you can use the heating pad..it can hold temp for up to 5 hours. You can also just put the bottle up against your body and that will heat to your body temperature.

01-25-2008, 04:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
MissSmokeAlotta YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Phoenixxx Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i got swabbed 13 hours after i smokeddd

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