urinator with physical and drug screen

[bluecollarjoe]

IF YOU ARE GETTING A PHYSICAL AND A DRUG SCREEN AND YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR FAILURE HERE IS HOW TO PASS!

I recently have read a lot of threads on here that say that the urinator is the cream of the crop for fail proof temp readings while substituting. After reading a few hundred threads all over the internet I got a job offer and gave the urinator a shot. I had a drug test and a physical the same day at the same place at the same time......

Here's how to get by perfectly.....

1. Calm the hell down... Just because you're going to have to turn your head and cough doesn't mean that you can't conceal the urinator. Chances are you're not going to have to piss in a cup while wearing a gown... Just in case DILUTE! But in the mean time you need to take into consideration that you get undressed for your physical after the nurse leaves and get dressed after the doctor leaves. don't you feel like a hooker? hahaha

2. If you have a drug test and a physical the same day don't just jam it in your underwear or strap it to yourself. The urinator keeps tempature for up to four hours and doesn't need any extra insulation. Nix that. wear jeans or pants that are a size too big and safety pin the white wrap that goes around to the underside of the zipper in your jeans. Most jeans have a piece of fabric that goes behind the zipper. Center the urinator on that and pin it there on the top of the unit. Then go to the inside of the crotch and saftey pin it centered there. It will take some trial and error and PRACTICE. But you can get it right. I suggest using Khaki cargo pants.

3. If all goes well you will be able to undress and dress without the unit being exposed. Being that you bought or have jeans that are a size too big in the waist you can undo them in front of someone with only undoing the button. Again PRACTICE. Be slick... you want this job right....?

The rest is really up to the situation and how well you can deal with the situation...

I SUGGEST USING SOMEONE ELSE'S URINE INSTEAD OF THE FAKE STUFF!!! YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE WHAT KIND OF TEST IT IS UNTIL YOU'RE FILLING OUT THE PAPERWORK....

My take on it is... If you really want the job you should be willing to accept any of the financial investments need be to get it. Failure shouldn't be an option if you're serious about it. In a pre-employment standpoint you should have already considered all of the possible variables and if you're serious you should be able to handle anything that comes your way. If you're either too cheap or too broke that you can't take the money to make sure you will get through... then you shouldn't have even bothered in the first place. Go apply places that don't drug test. If you master some other method of transport subs... Good for you... But when failure isn't an option this is the best way possible. Don't cry when you fail from using handwarmers or cheap products... If you can't plan ahead and do it right the first time... Don't bother... Go get a job flipping burgers...

Peace
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