Change of plans

Smaerd · 01-30-2008, 10:34 AM

So I was kind of planning on doing nothing with my life for a little while. Then moms calls me up and tells me an old neighbor of hers has a job opening for me. I'm sure there'll be a urine test involved because I'm going to have to go through an agency to get it for some reason.

I smoke about a quarter a day of regs or a eighter of high grade and recently went on a seven day pot food binge were all I ate for a week was food with the good stuff in it...(it was for an experiment involving telekinetic phenomenon)
I weigh 150 pounds and am six foot.

I've got anywere between 5 to 30 days to get this done, in general how fucked am I haha?

lots of cranberry juice and stuff I know, I might even do a nice blood alcohol rinse. I know alcohols as a polar solvent loosens thc, but would it loosen it from fat cells if I just got really wasted and let it cycle through my blood?

anyone know any good detox products? There's a lot of bull on the market.

or if I stuck a bag of piss in my armpit or something would it stay warm enough to have the temperature levels I need??

bmennen07 · 01-30-2008, 02:33 PM

I smoked a shit ton 1 day, got wayyy fucked up the next, and had a drug test that was sent into a lab the next day. I passed it. I would probably try using someone elses urine if at all possible. Have them pee in a a condom or 2 and make sure to keep it warm enough.

ispinal · 01-30-2008, 03:55 PM

i would suggest quick fix synthetic urine. you can order it online cheap, and its 100%. havent heard of anyone failing on it, and i did ALOT of research on it before i used it myself.

bmennen07 · 01-30-2008, 09:59 PM

r u sure at the agency they wont test it anyway that they may find something. Like if they let it sit and it gets all gooie.

Smaerd · 01-31-2008, 02:43 AM

its a required test at the agency. I got a buddy to pee in a jar for me, how do I keep it warm? duct tape tween the ball and leg? armpit? anyone got any idea. cuz I literally pissed light green today I don't think this is gonna work out... haha

merryjane · 01-31-2008, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Smaerd

how do I keep it warm? duct tape tween the ball and leg?

YEP. And wear tighty whities with a safty pin attached to the waistband- to poke the condom with.

May your specimen cup runneth over... Good Luck!

Smaerd · 01-31-2008, 11:55 AM

thanks alot everyone, this does mean alot to me I'll let you know my results!(in a few days)

01-30-2008, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 2,049 Thanks: 259 Thanked 346 Times in 254 Posts	Change of plans So I was kind of planning on doing nothing with my life for a little while. Then moms calls me up and tells me an old neighbor of hers has a job opening for me. I'm sure there'll be a urine test involved because I'm going to have to go through an agency to get it for some reason. I smoke about a quarter a day of regs or a eighter of high grade and recently went on a seven day pot food binge were all I ate for a week was food with the good stuff in it...(it was for an experiment involving telekinetic phenomenon) I weigh 150 pounds and am six foot. I've got anywere between 5 to 30 days to get this done, in general how fucked am I haha? lots of cranberry juice and stuff I know, I might even do a nice blood alcohol rinse. I know alcohols as a polar solvent loosens thc, but would it loosen it from fat cells if I just got really wasted and let it cycle through my blood? anyone know any good detox products? There's a lot of bull on the market. or if I stuck a bag of piss in my armpit or something would it stay warm enough to have the temperature levels I need??

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01-30-2008, 02:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
bmennen07 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 47 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I smoked a shit ton 1 day, got wayyy fucked up the next, and had a drug test that was sent into a lab the next day. I passed it. I would probably try using someone elses urine if at all possible. Have them pee in a a condom or 2 and make sure to keep it warm enough.

01-30-2008, 03:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
ispinal YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i would suggest quick fix synthetic urine. you can order it online cheap, and its 100%. havent heard of anyone failing on it, and i did ALOT of research on it before i used it myself.

01-30-2008, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
bmennen07 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 47 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	r u sure at the agency they wont test it anyway that they may find something. Like if they let it sit and it gets all gooie.

01-31-2008, 02:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 2,049 Thanks: 259 Thanked 346 Times in 254 Posts	its a required test at the agency. I got a buddy to pee in a jar for me, how do I keep it warm? duct tape tween the ball and leg? armpit? anyone got any idea. cuz I literally pissed light green today I don't think this is gonna work out... haha

01-31-2008, 11:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 2,049 Thanks: 259 Thanked 346 Times in 254 Posts	thanks alot everyone, this does mean alot to me I'll let you know my results!(in a few days)

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