pre-employment test

djcyph · 02-01-2008, 12:55 PM

ok im 23 5'10 about 180lbs, I work out and I am in pretty good shape prob around 13-14% body fat. This is my smoking history. I decided to slow down on Jan 9th because I knew would probably need a test in a month or 2. So I got hired quicker then I thought. Before Jan 9th I was going through a gram a week, most likely spread over 3 days in a row, sometimes more. I know not much. The 12th I shared a blunt with like 6 people. I did not smoke again till the 17th, which was a blunt between 3 people. On the 21st I had a bunch of stems crushed up in a bowl. So the test is on Monday the 4th, so that will be 2 whole weeks with nothing in my system. Do you think the dilution method will be fine? Or do you have any other tips?

Also, last time I took a test it was kind of the same situation. 2 weeks with nothing in my system and I was smoking a lot more then before and I took the drink "The Stuff" and passed. I know that this site and others say that the drinks don't work but it seemed like it did for me. Was this a rare case?

Thanks for any info guys.

Prophet Saddam · 02-01-2008, 01:39 PM

It sounds like dilution will be your best bet. The drinks are pretty much the dilution method as well - but you just pay more.

Check around in this forum for other experiences with dilution. I've done it a couple times. Just be sure to drink plenty of water that morning and piss a couple times before going in. A B-12 vitamin will help give color. Lastly, be sure to collect the piss mid-stream as the heaviest parts (THC) comes at the begging and end.

I'd also suggest 'practicing' a couple times cause clear piss is the last thing you want, but fluorescent piss is almost worse.

Good luck and keep us updated!

bmennen07 · 02-01-2008, 02:46 PM

lol my job didnt even question clear piss. so i passed

djcyph · 02-01-2008, 03:28 PM

thanks for responding guys.....my last job didn't care that the piss was clear either. i forgot to mention that my friend took the same test, it was at labcorp if that matters, for the same job and just drank mad water and they called to say his was diluted but he was allowed to take it again and passed second time.

will it come still come back as diluted if i use creatine and b12 while doing the diluted method??

djcyph · 02-05-2008, 02:04 PM

ok so i did two home tests and passed with flying colors. i finally took the test today and piss was a light yellow maybe the littlest tiny bit fluorescent. i loaded up with creatine over past 5 days and diluted with mostly gatorade, orange juice, and some water. i think honestly that thc may have been out of my system by now because second home test i passed (granted it was same day of first one where i diluted) it was like 8 hourrs after first one and i did not dilute. now i am a little worried that i could of fucked myself with that very very very slight fluorescent urine.

any opinions guys?

thanks

Prophet Saddam · 02-05-2008, 03:53 PM

Did you buy some Vitamin B-12?

I've had a good experience with it - pop it with plenty of fluids and I don't think you should have too big a problem.

Either way, dilute as much as possible.

JonBlaze · 02-06-2008, 01:25 PM

DJCYPH I also got tested at quest. Did you retest w/ B12 or something else? If I failed a test for being too diluted but not because I tested positive, can I pass just by doing the same thing except adding B-12? I am retaking it tomorrow. Thanks!!!

Also I heard Soda instead of water works better because it dehydrates you?

yungsmoke · 02-09-2008, 01:12 PM

Soda would only work because it would add significant coloration to the urine, and only adding B-12 to the urine would only add one vitamin to the many vitamins that urine needs to be a considerable sample.

JonBlaze · 02-11-2008, 09:26 AM

Update ?

bjk204 · 02-21-2008, 02:16 PM

I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks).

SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs.

All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit.