Drug test success stories

Ack118 · 02-13-2008, 01:16 AM

Figured a thread like this should help spark some ideas for myself and other people out there.

**yungsmoke** · 02-13-2008, 01:32 AM

The only ways I've passed my few drug screens was that I completely abstained from smoking for a few weeks, but I also had that amount of time to prepare. I've passed a few pre-employment screenings from abstaining and I've had to flush once for my probation officer.

C_ka · 02-13-2008, 04:19 AM

quit for 4 weeks.

used someone elses piss once cause i wasn't being watched - test void.

used adulterant once - test void

daisygirl · 02-13-2008, 09:05 AM

i've been smoking off and on for over 15 yrs. I had to take a random test once for work. i had 1 days warning so i used some one else's pee. double zip lock bagged it and took in a tiny pair of scissors to cut a hole. i put it in my pants (like a maxipad, yes gross i know but i was desparate) to keep it warm. passed with no problem.
2nd time i was getting a job at a bank and had to take a test. it was last minute and i figured i'd fail but gave it a try anyway. my friend had told me about drinking vinegar. i believe this would be the same as drinking pickle juice. i remember the day i mixed about 1/4-1/2 cup of vinegar with some orange juice for taste. i was so sure it wouldn't work i smokes a fatty as i drank it.

Couldn't believe i passed the test and got the job.

abcd · 02-13-2008, 11:22 AM

I've passed with stop smoking for 2 weeks and dilution.

I've also passed with powdered urine (recommended for employment tests or whenver you're not being watched).

Here's the complete process I went through including trying to get the temp. right.

powdered urine test kit - test clear - gets too hot

bjk204 · 02-21-2008, 02:20 PM

I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks).

SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs.

All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit.

№1 · 02-21-2008, 04:50 PM

^^^ Fake pee ftw, I would recommend a premixed solution instead of a powder though, less chance of fucking that up. Last one I used was Dr.Greens Agent X but I haven't seen it at my local headshop for awhile.

bizong · 02-21-2008, 09:37 PM

i went in for a grocery store pre employment test high as shit and passed. oral swab.

dont wanna · 02-21-2008, 09:41 PM

does anyone know if "urine luck" works?

KingKoopa · 02-21-2008, 09:51 PM

I report monthly on probation and never get caught after about 4 tests by smoking 2 weeks and stoping 2 weeks. About half a gallon of water a day for the last week. Then plenty on test day... about another half gallon.

daisygirl · 02-24-2008, 07:24 PM

how did you pass that?

02-13-2008, 01:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ack118 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Drug test success stories Figured a thread like this should help spark some ideas for myself and other people out there.

02-13-2008, 04:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
C_ka Safe mode Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 871 Thanks: 19 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	quit for 4 weeks. used someone elses piss once cause i wasn't being watched - test void. used adulterant once - test void __________________ Don For Admin! "yes i smoke shit straight off the roach clip.." Peace be with you Everyone. Another police trainer said Chuck Norris was a role model for the police in Falluja, which until 2007 was an al Qaeda stronghold and the scene of fierce battles with security forces. "I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," [KEEP NZ GREEN]

02-13-2008, 09:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
daisygirl YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I passed i've been smoking off and on for over 15 yrs. I had to take a random test once for work. i had 1 days warning so i used some one else's pee. double zip lock bagged it and took in a tiny pair of scissors to cut a hole. i put it in my pants (like a maxipad, yes gross i know but i was desparate) to keep it warm. passed with no problem. 2nd time i was getting a job at a bank and had to take a test. it was last minute and i figured i'd fail but gave it a try anyway. my friend had told me about drinking vinegar. i believe this would be the same as drinking pickle juice. i remember the day i mixed about 1/4-1/2 cup of vinegar with some orange juice for taste. i was so sure it wouldn't work i smokes a fatty as i drank it. Couldn't believe i passed the test and got the job.

02-21-2008, 02:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
bjk204 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I passed 3 times I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks). SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs. All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit.

02-21-2008, 04:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
№1 Banzai Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 8th dimension Posts: 8,904 Thanks: 31 Thanked 108 Times in 78 Posts	^^^ Fake pee ftw, I would recommend a premixed solution instead of a powder though, less chance of fucking that up. Last one I used was Dr.Greens Agent X but I haven't seen it at my local headshop for awhile. __________________ "History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!" John Whorfin --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Planet Ten

02-13-2008, 11:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
abcd YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I've passed with stop smoking for 2 weeks and dilution. I've also passed with powdered urine (recommended for employment tests or whenver you're not being watched). Here's the complete process I went through including trying to get the temp. right. powdered urine test kit - test clear - gets too hot

02-21-2008, 09:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
bizong shortie Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: some place in colorado Posts: 841 Thanks: 5 Thanked 19 Times in 18 Posts	i went in for a grocery store pre employment test high as shit and passed. oral swab. __________________ When you make friends with the enemy are you not destroying them? i its hard to hug a door.

02-21-2008, 09:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
dont wanna YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	does anyone know if "urine luck" works?

02-21-2008, 09:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
KingKoopa YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 33 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	I report monthly on probation and never get caught after about 4 tests by smoking 2 weeks and stoping 2 weeks. About half a gallon of water a day for the last week. Then plenty on test day... about another half gallon.

02-24-2008, 07:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
daisygirl YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	how did you pass that?

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