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madmanathome · 03-05-2008, 07:25 AM

I have been pot free for over a year now, funny how kids and home keep you from smoking, since we bought our house things have meant more, when we live in a trailer and I had only a couple years on the job, I smoked like crazy and absolutely loved it, now I don't smoke at all... I have replaced the weed with beer and I tell ya, I would rather have weed over beer anyday!!! See the thing is my job does random drug tests, meaning they show up at my job, check to see who is on the clock, and gather us all up and get a sample, they don't watch tho, I have contemplated smoking and how to get around this, but folks, I move a lot on my job and taking a bag of pee in strapped to my leg won't work. Good luck to all of you tho. Wish I could smoke the fattest joint ever made!!!!

Roach · 03-05-2008, 09:47 AM

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I would rather have weed over beer anyday!!!

same here.

Shit has a way of working itself out sometimes tho ,so I hope you get back to what's natural ,when that time again arrives for you.

madmanathome · 03-05-2008, 11:47 PM

The alcohol is killing me slowly, but it takes the edge off of life. I suppose when I am financially set I will smoke like crazy, if the beer don't kill me.

herbinator45 · 03-05-2008, 11:55 PM

you don't need beer.

have more sex or something.

ldavisa · 03-11-2008, 11:42 PM

Why not carry with you powered urine (can purchase online practically from any related website) but whenever I had the risk of random piss tests I would purchase a small vial of powdered urine from testclear for ~ $50 US. It takes all but 10 mins to prepare and can be done either on the way to testing site or while in restroom taking test.

The contents you get with purchase are:

One small vial of actual, clean urine processed into a powder form.
A temperature guage to ensure that you keep the mixture (when powder is mixed with water into the larger vial which is also provided) at right tempertature ~ 98 degrees F.
A heat warmer that sticks around larger vial mixed with powder and water to warm up solution.

Never heard of anyone ever failing this if they followed the directions. It is, in fact, actual urine donated from a clean user then processed to powder form.

If you like to smoke weed; just purchase 2-3 of these and bring one to work with you everyday and you can smoke all the ganja in the world and have a 100% chance in a negative test result. A couple of my friends are in the same boat as you are and do exactly this; both were randomly chosen at some point during their tenure with their companies and always passed (even though they went to work stoned outta their minds..lol).

Check into this if you are seriuos about giving Mary Jane another dance.

Rubix · 03-12-2008, 12:34 AM

dont think he wants to bring piss to work everyday in his pocket, he is simply venting is frustration. nor does he want to wear a cock apparatus everday.

ldavisa · 03-12-2008, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rubix

dont think he wants to bring piss to work everyday in his pocket, he is simply venting is frustration. nor does he want to wear a cock apparatus everday.

I think you may have misunderstood what I why trying to say: the only thing he would be bringing into work would be a smal vial (size of 1/3 of a pencil) that contains powdered urine. I wasn't referring to any apparatus or even a mixture of urine that would need to be in pocket.

What I was referring to is a small vial that has real urine in powdered form-very small. If asked to take test all one needs to do is add water in and warm for around 10 minutes and viola!

No need to walk around with piss in your pocket or some type of apparatus...lol that was funny.

This stuff is in a small container and can be ready to mix with water and used as urine specimen which can be prepared in less than 10 mins. Very easy and 100% effective.

generic_hippie · 03-12-2008, 02:25 AM

I understand your reasons for not smoking, the bigotry against pot smokers has you scared.

Its a sad statement on the state of humanity.

If I were in your shoes and needed to work in a drug-testable environment though, I would not curtail my lifestyle to do so. You are supporting the bigotry by doing so.

By supporting the seditious nature of company's like Testclear who seek to enable freedom where the authorities seek to impose control you are not only living the lifestyle of your choice, but making a bold financial statement about your feelings toward prohibition and the war on drugs.

bongsmilie

Rubix · 03-12-2008, 02:25 AM

right, but how is he going to mix with water?

generic_hippie · 03-12-2008, 02:27 AM

The testing people give you a specimen container, my guess would be Testclear give you enough urine for testing, not a whole piss.

I'd mix it in the specimen container while I was in the dunny filling it up.

Rubix · 03-12-2008, 02:33 AM

right, usually about 2 ounces is what is in quick fix. here is a better solution
http://www.stardetox.com/uploads1/detox/DSCF0459.jpg

the powdered urine is nice,but if you're workplace tests on site, how is one going to fill the specimen cup with water? in a piss test room, there is no sink, the wc water is blue and you are not allowed to flush

ldavisa · 03-12-2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

right, usually about 2 ounces is what is in quick fix. here is a better solution
http://www.stardetox.com/uploads1/detox/DSCF0459.jpg

the powdered urine is nice,but if you're workplace tests on site, how is one going to fill the specimen cup with water? in a piss test room, there is no sink, the wc water is blue and you are not allowed to flush

Absolutely; the above 2 posts say it all. Just fill up with water while in B-Room (employment drug tests; person cannot be inside the restroom or whatever while your are testing). Just fill up there or if sent to an off site location just have a little bottle of water in your car and take care of it on the way to the test center. Easy enough; lots of people do it this way.

Mafoo · 03-12-2008, 10:57 AM

visine bottle filled with piss, not sure how long it would 'keep fresh'

NorcalCarl · 03-13-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

right, usually about 2 ounces is what is in quick fix. here is a better solution
http://www.stardetox.com/uploads1/detox/DSCF0459.jpg

the powdered urine is nice,but if you're workplace tests on site, how is one going to fill the specimen cup with water? in a piss test room, there is no sink, the wc water is blue and you are not allowed to flush

Damn I was going to say use the toilet water. I wouldn't of guessed that they color the water.

kamikazi89 · 03-13-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NorcalCarl

Damn I was going to say use the toilet water. I wouldn't of guessed that they color the water.

that's standard operating procedure, they usually turn the hot water off, as well

03-05-2008, 07:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
madmanathome YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You are going to hate this thread.. I have been pot free for over a year now, funny how kids and home keep you from smoking, since we bought our house things have meant more, when we live in a trailer and I had only a couple years on the job, I smoked like crazy and absolutely loved it, now I don't smoke at all... I have replaced the weed with beer and I tell ya, I would rather have weed over beer anyday!!! See the thing is my job does random drug tests, meaning they show up at my job, check to see who is on the clock, and gather us all up and get a sample, they don't watch tho, I have contemplated smoking and how to get around this, but folks, I move a lot on my job and taking a bag of pee in strapped to my leg won't work. Good luck to all of you tho. Wish I could smoke the fattest joint ever made!!!!

03-05-2008, 11:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
madmanathome YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thaks man The alcohol is killing me slowly, but it takes the edge off of life. I suppose when I am financially set I will smoke like crazy, if the beer don't kill me.

03-11-2008, 11:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
ldavisa YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Yo Mama's Place Posts: 96 Thanks: 17 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Why not carry with you powered urine (can purchase online practically from any related website) but whenever I had the risk of random piss tests I would purchase a small vial of powdered urine from testclear for ~ $50 US. It takes all but 10 mins to prepare and can be done either on the way to testing site or while in restroom taking test. The contents you get with purchase are: One small vial of actual, clean urine processed into a powder form. A temperature guage to ensure that you keep the mixture (when powder is mixed with water into the larger vial which is also provided) at right tempertature ~ 98 degrees F. A heat warmer that sticks around larger vial mixed with powder and water to warm up solution. Never heard of anyone ever failing this if they followed the directions. It is, in fact, actual urine donated from a clean user then processed to powder form. If you like to smoke weed; just purchase 2-3 of these and bring one to work with you everyday and you can smoke all the ganja in the world and have a 100% chance in a negative test result. A couple of my friends are in the same boat as you are and do exactly this; both were randomly chosen at some point during their tenure with their companies and always passed (even though they went to work stoned outta their minds..lol). Check into this if you are seriuos about giving Mary Jane another dance. __________________ So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

03-12-2008, 12:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 84 Thanked 66 Times in 53 Posts	dont think he wants to bring piss to work everyday in his pocket, he is simply venting is frustration. nor does he want to wear a cock apparatus everday. __________________ would you like a cone with that?

03-12-2008, 02:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,179 Thanks: 61 Thanked 190 Times in 139 Posts	I understand your reasons for not smoking, the bigotry against pot smokers has you scared. Its a sad statement on the state of humanity. If I were in your shoes and needed to work in a drug-testable environment though, I would not curtail my lifestyle to do so. You are supporting the bigotry by doing so. By supporting the seditious nature of company's like Testclear who seek to enable freedom where the authorities seek to impose control you are not only living the lifestyle of your choice, but making a bold financial statement about your feelings toward prohibition and the war on drugs. bongsmilie __________________ All we are saying is give POT to everybody all the time...

03-12-2008, 02:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 84 Thanked 66 Times in 53 Posts	right, but how is he going to mix with water? __________________ would you like a cone with that?

03-12-2008, 02:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,179 Thanks: 61 Thanked 190 Times in 139 Posts	The testing people give you a specimen container, my guess would be Testclear give you enough urine for testing, not a whole piss. I'd mix it in the specimen container while I was in the dunny filling it up. __________________ All we are saying is give POT to everybody all the time...

03-12-2008, 02:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 84 Thanked 66 Times in 53 Posts	right, usually about 2 ounces is what is in quick fix. here is a better solution http://www.stardetox.com/uploads1/detox/DSCF0459.jpg the powdered urine is nice,but if you're workplace tests on site, how is one going to fill the specimen cup with water? in a piss test room, there is no sink, the wc water is blue and you are not allowed to flush __________________ would you like a cone with that?

03-12-2008, 10:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: a crazy place called my mind Posts: 1,456 Thanks: 78 Thanked 70 Times in 59 Posts	visine bottle filled with piss, not sure how long it would 'keep fresh' __________________ PLUR "Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix "A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by

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