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03-07-2008, 02:15 PM
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Will i pass?
A few weeks ago, i was dry of bud for a week, prior to that i had smoked most everyday. Smoked for a week about once a day, then quit up until now, its been eight days tomorrow when i take my test. I am really skinny and drink a lot of fluids, i also exercise and piss a lot. i have some quick fix but i don't know if its enough because it was in my car, froze, and when i thawed it out, a little bit came out due to expansion. Also, does "NOW Care," or any other drug testing place ask to empty your pockets? what about taking off your socks ? I'm contemplating just trying to pass with real piss or sneaking in quick fix, also, quick fix doesn't even smell  fuck i need this job. Thanks guys.
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03-13-2008, 04:40 PM
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so, my question is this. Does the lab send the results to me or my employer. I took the test on Friday and haven't heard from either my future employer or the lab saying i failed or passed. Is it presumed i passed? They said it takes two business days. i don't feel like calling asking, obviously.
just found out its labcorp located in NC. shit
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Last edited by Rubix; 03-13-2008 at 06:02 PM.
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03-14-2008, 12:03 AM
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Wait 3-4 days, then call the employer basically saying "So, you haven't called back and I wanted to make sure everything is on track." Or something generic like that, it doesn't need to sound shady, just you calling to check up on everything.
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03-14-2008, 01:39 AM
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The results will be sent to the employer and the employer will call you. Do not call them concerning the drug screen, but call them asking how the application process is coming. Good luck.
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03-14-2008, 05:43 AM
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i already have the training setup so i guess ill just wait and see, thanks guys
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03-16-2008, 12:00 AM
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hey rubix, how did you end up passing that test
cuz ive been clean for two weeks, and i have bud that i wanna smoke, but i might have a test a week from this coming monday (so it is going to be monday the 24th of march).
this job is pretty important, but my friends who worked there said they didnt test, which might only be because they know the guy personally
i already have a good word put in by my friends and their mothers, but just in case
i would like to know two things
will i be clean by then
and if im not how could i keep piss warm if i put it in a condom or something and taped it to my dick
Last edited by reames; 03-16-2008 at 12:02 AM.
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03-16-2008, 02:53 PM
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Im not sure if i passed or not, but if i did its mainly because i have very little body fat and wasn't someone who smoke[s] five times a day. i think im just going to stick to once a saturday. a "toe warmer" works well to keep it between 90 and 100 degrees but i would invest in quick fix if you're worried since it has a temperature strip. i also bought urin luck just in case i get randomly tested.
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