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Old 04-13-2008, 02:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why Did I Fail My Drug Test?! =[

I got my drug test results back and i tested positive for weed+coke! it's so weird because i first i didn't blow for THREE days before my test (AT LEAST 75 hours from my last line) and TWO days before my test(I thought it was the next day) I drank a herbal cleansing carbo Q drink which cost me 45$ X2(like behind the glass at GNC the purple one) and i drank it (i swear it made me feel sober, like anunciate better dunno maybe i'm weird...) and drank a FULL gallon of water, sweat a lot, and even when i went to sleep i woke up with like a HUGEEEEE pile of SWEAT like way more than you would sweat over a big comedown. But then when i found out it wasn't till the next day i blazed more, but not blow.. maybe 14 hours before my test I smoked my last blunt and 2 hours after that I drank the other drank w. 1 galleon of water, slept. my piss was LIGHT yellow.. and I sweat SO MUCH for 2 nights, 2 drinks! 90$.. i don't understand why I failed.. =/
 
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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huh, weird. Sometimes I do coke for three days straight and don't stop until two days before I get tested and still pass. I say try again.
 
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well you failed cause you smoked 14 hours before the test....how hard is that to understand?


About the drink, you should stay clean at least a few days then drink it.
 
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that test you took detects drugs in your system. maybe you should not put drugs in your system right before you take it.
 
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What type of test was it? urine?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say drugs are the reason you failed you're drug test.
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I think this thread would be more appropriate for the 'Drug Testing' forum.

I've reported the OP as such.
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Originally Posted by TKDxPaXz View Post
I got my drug test results back and i tested positive for weed+coke! it's so weird because i first i didn't blow for THREE days before my test (AT LEAST 75 hours from my last line) and TWO days before my test(I thought it was the next day) I drank a herbal cleansing carbo Q drink which cost me 45$ X2(like behind the glass at GNC the purple one) and i drank it (i swear it made me feel sober, like anunciate better dunno maybe i'm weird...) and drank a FULL gallon of water, sweat a lot, and even when i went to sleep i woke up with like a HUGEEEEE pile of SWEAT like way more than you would sweat over a big comedown. But then when i found out it wasn't till the next day i blazed more, but not blow.. maybe 14 hours before my test I smoked my last blunt and 2 hours after that I drank the other drank w. 1 galleon of water, slept. my piss was LIGHT yellow.. and I sweat SO MUCH for 2 nights, 2 drinks! 90$.. i don't understand why I failed.. =/

You're kidding right? Please, please, please, tell me this is a joke.

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Old 04-14-2008, 02:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You're kidding right? Please, please, please, tell me this is a joke.

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I swear it's no joke. i'm really in this hard position where all my friends either kaze.. or blow. Besides family.. I don't know .. =( it's hard for me to occupy myself enough because i get SO BORED! I haven't had a job/school in more than 2 years..self employed. I'm afraid to sneak in piss because my p/o is inside the courthouse so I have to walk thru this metal detector and might get searched (where they take your phones).. =/
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You failed your illegal drug test because you had recently used illegal drugs. Cleansing agents you buy at the store are bullshit every bit as much as their money back guarantee is bullshit. If you want to test clean, be clean.

Cocaine use on average can be detected 2-5 days after use.

Marijuana is a lot tricker to give a detection time on primarily due to its cumulative build up in your body. But even for a one time use, it's detection time is going to be around 5-8 days.

Have a look at the sticky threads I posted in this forum. There is a wealth of information there.

Best of luck to you.

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