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Old 05-30-2008, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pain Dr. Piss Test

Hey Peps,
I did do a search, actually 4 different wordings. I'm looking for something that will take the THC out of my urine and leave the opiates in. I go to a pain dr. for my chronic back pain and take opiates. Without MJ I don't sleep or can't relax at night. It slows down my mind to where I can relax. Problem is I moved from a Dr. who knew I smoked for pain/sleep to another state where they do random drug testing. Nurse told me that I need to tell her if something is going to be in my urine other then my meds or she can't help me. I think she didn't test me because she could see it in my face, "oh shit!" I don't know if their going to test me my next med pick up, which is in two weeks. I would love to find something that would allow me to smoke. I think if I pass one test then they would leave me alone. So I need something that is in 1hr, because I can pretend I just went piss and can't go right then.
I went on testclear.com and a thing popped up asking me if I had any questions so I put in what I am asking you. It said to use the Powdered Urine Kit. Which is powered urine, add water and heat it up, then make sure it's between 90 and 99 degrees. The person on there said for me to add some of my meds into it. I would think my meds would be different when metabolized or maybe not. Anybody have luck with that? Or anybody with my situation at one time?
I know it's long story, but I would appreciate your help. Thank you. I can quit, and havesince my appointment but that was 2 weeks ago so It's still going to be in my system.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I just might go with this Complete Body Cleansing Program for 7 days. Then, I will take a home test after it, which will be 3days before I got at the end of the 7 day program. See if I pass it, if not, then I will go with that website. Still would like suggestions and/or experiences.GNC - Natural Cleansing: Preventive Nutrition Complete Body Cleansing Program
 
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would try the cleanse first, yea.
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't add your meds into the urine. They told me to do that too, but here's the thing

they are testing you for the metabolites of the drugs you take, not the actual drugs themselves.

needless to say, I got caught and had some rather uncomfortable xplaining to do. Thankfully I wan't kicked out of the program, or else I would still be rather salty about them advising that as a good idea.
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't add your meds into the urine. They told me to do that too, but here's the thing

they are testing you for the metabolites of the drugs you take, not the actual drugs themselves.

needless to say, I got caught and had some rather uncomfortable xplaining to do. Thankfully I wan't kicked out of the program, or else I would still be rather salty about them advising that as a good idea.
When that guy said that I knew he was some moron that had no idea what he was talking about. When I got tested at my last Pain Dr. about 4 yrs ago they always made sure it's been 12 hrs since I took my meds.

I'm going up to CVS to get the cleansing kit. I haven't smoked in a week. I just wished Dr. would accept the fact THC helps with pain and it is a valuable drug to manage pain. I would smoke 5 at most times a week and a joint most all those days. Anybody know if only smoking 5 joints a week (not blunts) would take 2.5 weeks to get out of my system? I'm 5'9" 180lb.

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Old 10-28-2009, 12:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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please let me know ASAP if u have found anything that works i take morphine and percocet which i need to test positive for but i also smoke a little every day and have a test in 2 weeks
 
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Old 10-28-2009, 12:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What does the nurse mean by "can't help you"? With what? Do yo have doctor-patient confidentiality where you live? If so, maybe you can tell your doc in private and perhaps request that they do not test for cannabis. This is not advise, it's just a thought.
 
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