Strange situation...please help

[jolene j]

I have somewhat of an odd situation and need some advice (please). I have been told by numerous people that the majority of states do not drug test teachers. However, I have recently accepted a position at a public school where there is no teachers union and I think that is why I probably am going to have to pee in a cup. I found out over the weekend that I have to get a physical when I sign my contract for the school district. Of course, this triggered the idea that I may have to take a drug test. At the earliest, I will sign my contract next week which gives me at least another 6 days to figure something out. Here's the next twist...I just found out from another teacher in the same county that she didn't have to take a pee test during her physical but that she had to take one a couple of weeks later at a completely different facility than she had her physical. They came to her classroom about 2 weeks into the school year and told her that she had to take the test. Luckily she wasn't a smoker so it wasn't a problem. I have been clean for almost 3 days now. I am a daily smoker for the most part. I have been taking the 7-day total body cleanse from GNC since Sunday. I have also been drinking a ton of water and green tea. I know that if I don't have the test during the physical, I will most likely have enough time to clean out my system naturally but otherwise I may fail if I don't make the right decision. I have read a ton of posts on this site but would appreciate any advice or feedback to my specific situation. I am worried about using the testclear powdered urine in case they watch me pee but am thinking about buying it just to have on hand. Obviously, I plan on not smoking until after I take the test whether it is during or after my physical. Sorry so long but I am so worried. I need this job...I have been going to school forever to get my credentials to be able to teach and I don't want to mess up my chance. Thanks in advance!!

[Smaerd]

Here is a good trick for you. Pee the first morning pee pee into your home toilet. Go to your physical. Then pee the first 2-3 seconds into the toilet then the mid-stream of your pee pee, pee it into the cup, then finish your piss into the toilet.
If your planning on diluting your urine by drinking a lot of water, then be sure to also take any form of daily vitamin and a tylenol for good measure. So somehting shows up in your piss aside from water.
If it's a physical chances are they are NOT going to watch you pee.

I am not liable for any of your experiances however, these are just general pointers that should deffinetly help you!