please help!

[whatanidiot]

Aight, first off I'll be the first one to call myself a FUCKING IDIOT, so don't think your beating me to the punch. I am an idiot.

I've been smoking for the past year 1/2 all day everyday, probably about a quarter-ounce a day. I have a drug test to take within the next couple days for the fire department, and I was wondering what the best action is to take.

I've read Capt. Murphy's post about drinking water and gatoraide, but he also said he only smoked 3-4 bowls a day, and then went without smoking for two weeks...So, I'm kind of hesitant on relying on water and gatoraide...seems way too easy.

My uncle told me he drank suregel an hour before his test and passed. I forget how much water/suregel he drank, but supposely it worked. My friend swears by a product called Strip. He says it works everytime, as long as you follow the instructions...

So, I guess to all you chronic smokers out there...Wtf should I do? Will water and gatoraide be sufficient? Also, how diluted will my piss look, and does the gatoraide help put the color back in that much? I don't feel like being interrogated. Also, being that this is the government, will they test me on their own, or will they send me to a clinic to get tested? Will it be a piss test? I understand those questions might be impossible to answer, but hopefully someone with a government job will be able to help

Anyways, thanks in advance for the advice. I feel like I'm going to puke, I'm worrying myself so sick about this. But, you reap what you sow, right?

[InAJar]

Try a urine cleaner. Gatorade will help replenish your elecrolytes so you don't feel like crap from drinking too much water. But as far as your test goes, I don't think that it will help much.

Basic guidelines: Don't give them your first piss of the day. That is the most concentrated. Drink as much water as you can but don't over do it. Cranberry juice is better than gatorade at clensing your system and making you go. Do aerobic exercise as much as you can before your test but not in the 24 hours leading up to your test. The reason is that you want to burn off as much fat as you can because that is where your THC metabolites are stored. But, if you burn off a lot of fat RIGHT BEFORE your test, that is no good because the burned fat + metabolites are still going through your system. Also try a urine clenser to take before your test. Let us know how you fare!

[whatanidiot]

Thanks for the quick response Jar.

I was just talking to a couple of my friends, and they both said that Niacin works everytime. They are both on probation and smoke all day everyday. They say that they take 1000mg a day for like 3-4 days, and ta-da...Once again, seems to easy though. From everything I've read on the internet, people say that it's a complete myth and doesn't work, and only damages your body...but I know my friend's aren't bullshitting me.

So please, has anyone tried straight Niacin before? I'm desperate here