Pre-employment test coming soon...Any tips?

7over2 · 07-29-2008, 03:59 PM

Newb here, and I have a pre-employment test coming up soon. The exact date hasn't been determined.

I am a HEAVY smoker (2+ times a day for 12 years). I'm 28, 6-foot-2, weigh 228 and my body fat ratio is fairly high, but I'm by no means obese. My metabolism is relatively high. (I think) I don't exercise all that much, but I'm not a total couch potato.

Since blood and hair tests are most likely out of the question because of cost, what gives me the best chance at passing a urine test?

As soon as I found out I'd be tested, I started heavy on the water. (6 16 oz. glasses in last 6 hours).

The main problem I have is I've notified my current job of my resignation before finding out about this test. So, if I fail I'm screwed. No job = no $$ = no house.

Any advice would be great.

_tyranT · 07-29-2008, 07:26 PM

get a fake urine kit. drink a bunch more water what eles can you do?

piss clear and you'll be alright.

weed usually leaves your body in a bout a week.

wanderlust · 07-29-2008, 08:42 PM

the thc definitely will not leave his body in a week, I can garuntee that.

your best bet would be to go the fake urine route imo.

I'm bout the same stats as you and thats how I passed the one drug test I had to take a few years ago. It seemed like it'd be sketchy but if your smart about it it's suprisingly easy.

7over2 · 07-31-2008, 12:01 PM

Thanks for the advice.

I'm pretty sure the test I'm taking is a piss test. I still haven't heard when the test is.

I've been clean for 3 days now, and it's driving me (and my wife) nuts. I've been drinking at least 6 16 oz. glasses of water, 32 oz of yellow Gatorade, and taking 3 one ounce shots of Sonne's 7 per day, to go along with a healthy diet (very odd for me, love some fast food) and plenty of exercise in this July heat.

One of my suppliers, a 40-something hippie, swears by the Sonne's 7. Two of his other clients, a truck driver and a nurse, said it has never failed them.

fingers crossed.

07-29-2008, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
7over2 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pre-employment test coming soon...Any tips? Newb here, and I have a pre-employment test coming up soon. The exact date hasn't been determined. I am a HEAVY smoker (2+ times a day for 12 years). I'm 28, 6-foot-2, weigh 228 and my body fat ratio is fairly high, but I'm by no means obese. My metabolism is relatively high. (I think) I don't exercise all that much, but I'm not a total couch potato. Since blood and hair tests are most likely out of the question because of cost, what gives me the best chance at passing a urine test? As soon as I found out I'd be tested, I started heavy on the water. (6 16 oz. glasses in last 6 hours). The main problem I have is I've notified my current job of my resignation before finding out about this test. So, if I fail I'm screwed. No job = no $$ = no house. Any advice would be great.

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07-29-2008, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
_tyranT YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Eastern US Posts: 1,463 Thanks: 7 Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts	get a fake urine kit. drink a bunch more water what eles can you do? piss clear and you'll be alright. weed usually leaves your body in a bout a week.

07-29-2008, 08:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
wanderlust Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: various places in CO Posts: 1,287 Thanks: 43 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	the thc definitely will not leave his body in a week, I can garuntee that. your best bet would be to go the fake urine route imo. I'm bout the same stats as you and thats how I passed the one drug test I had to take a few years ago. It seemed like it'd be sketchy but if your smart about it it's suprisingly easy.

07-31-2008, 12:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
7over2 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thanks for the advice. I'm pretty sure the test I'm taking is a piss test. I still haven't heard when the test is. I've been clean for 3 days now, and it's driving me (and my wife) nuts. I've been drinking at least 6 16 oz. glasses of water, 32 oz of yellow Gatorade, and taking 3 one ounce shots of Sonne's 7 per day, to go along with a healthy diet (very odd for me, love some fast food) and plenty of exercise in this July heat. One of my suppliers, a 40-something hippie, swears by the Sonne's 7. Two of his other clients, a truck driver and a nurse, said it has never failed them. fingers crossed.

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