Probably fucked, but lemme know.

Kottonmouth Kid · 08-21-2008, 06:01 PM

Hey, so i got a DUI and i have to take drug tests. Im an avid bud smoker and do not want to quit smoking. I have four random UA's a month and should have one coming up. I've blazed the last few days and am a little concerned. Im a skinny cat, and i have passed D tests before, but the problem is that i am on xanax and adderall(prescribed) So if I use fake piss or totally cleanse my system, they will wonder why amphetamines and benzo's arent in there. My question is, whats the fastest way to get the thc out hella quick, which i guess is sweating balls and drinking a lot of water, and what should i do about keeping the benzos and amphetamines in there with no thc? Any advice would be sweet. Thanks, KMK.

Mafoo · 08-21-2008, 07:58 PM

perhaps you could say youve stopped taking the xanax and adderall, which explains the clean pee

**Hawk Eye** · 08-21-2008, 08:03 PM

redirected to drug testing..

Tai-pan · 08-22-2008, 12:16 AM

well give a friend a single dose of each and have them pee for you?

Mafoo · 08-22-2008, 01:37 AM

^that actually sounds like it could work. wait for more responses is my advice for now.

Marley · 08-22-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

perhaps you could say youve stopped taking the xanax and adderall, which explains the clean pee

Don't think I'd recommend this, they could get suspicious if you suddenly went back on *both* by the time your next test rolls around. Also, mightn't it take a while for the traces of these two substances to leave your system?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kottonmouth Kid

So if I use fake piss or totally cleanse my system, they will wonder why amphetamines and benzo's arent in there.

Is a cleanse not allowed in the program? I'd think doing this and claiming it's for overall well-being (toxins etc) would be a safe cover-up.

Rubix · 08-22-2008, 08:41 PM

they might be suspicious but wtf are they going to do about it? take you to jail for failing to test + for amp and benzo?

BearsysRevenge · 08-26-2008, 03:23 PM

How about quit smokin' pot for a while... it's really not all that terrible. In fact, it decreases your resistance so you get way higher when you start up again?

If not, the cleansing is a viable option... if they get suspicious just say you're really worried about toxins.

Marley · 08-26-2008, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BearsysRevenge

How about quit smokin' pot for a while... it's really not all that terrible.

+1. I've been dry for two years, it's really no biggie.

08-21-2008, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kottonmouth Kid YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Probably fucked, but lemme know. Hey, so i got a DUI and i have to take drug tests. Im an avid bud smoker and do not want to quit smoking. I have four random UA's a month and should have one coming up. I've blazed the last few days and am a little concerned. Im a skinny cat, and i have passed D tests before, but the problem is that i am on xanax and adderall(prescribed) So if I use fake piss or totally cleanse my system, they will wonder why amphetamines and benzo's arent in there. My question is, whats the fastest way to get the thc out hella quick, which i guess is sweating balls and drinking a lot of water, and what should i do about keeping the benzos and amphetamines in there with no thc? Any advice would be sweet. Thanks, KMK.

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: a crazy place called my mind Posts: 1,456 Thanks: 78 Thanked 70 Times in 59 Posts	perhaps you could say youve stopped taking the xanax and adderall, which explains the clean pee __________________ PLUR "Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix "A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by

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