Whizzinator = Over. No more fake penises to fool drug test.

[LetsPlayYourWay]

Men guilty over fake penis scam

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.
Story from BBC NEWS:
BBC NEWS | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam

[Mercury]

It seems like they could have gotten off better than that. They must have had some shitty lawyers.

[LetsPlayYourWay]

They pissed off the government real well...for each person who bought the kit the government got one less registered slave (convict).

Whizzinator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They just love us in Pittsburgh.


http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_593356.html

[burnt_hiphophead]

Can't mention the whizzinator without Onterrio Smith

"In May of 2005 Smith was detained at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport for carrying dried urine and a mysterious device. "

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

[burnt_hiphophead]

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

no doubt hey? why not call it the golden-showerzzinator? and if the customers "figure out" that you can use the g-s in other, drug-test-passing ways, then that's not the company's fault

[The Rev]

I wonder what Test Clear has to say on the matter, considering the conspiracy charges. This kind of case could serve as a precedent, making it possible to charge anyone involved in the business of drug test defeating products with conspiracy. This is a pretty serious situation, actually.



The Rev

[Dozer McDozer]

con⋅spir⋅a⋅cy   [kuhn-spir-uh-see] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -cies.
1. the act of conspiring.
2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.
3. a combination of persons for a secret, unlawful, or evil purpose: He joined the conspiracy to overthrow the government.
4. Law. an agreement by two or more persons to commit a crime, fraud, or other wrongful act.
5. any concurrence in action; combination in bringing about a given result.

sure was a secret. hopefully they'll go to a minimum security.

^well a quick look on their site doesnt make me hopefull man

that thing is a peice of shit anyway...

any decent drug testing facility has a pants to knees policy and has already been being checked for by most law enforcement agencys...

that games been going downhill for a while now

[OldMan&TheWeed]

Well I guess the drug test defeating products manufactures will have to move off shore now.

There goes yet another US industry outsourced overseas.

[Dutch Action]

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

If they would have sold it as a sex toy it would attract more of the wrong crowd imo.

There would be more people "using" it, rather than using it

[Bongy_Digital]

so what it took them 5ish years to figure out where to go after "operation pipe dreams"? damn thats kinda weak. but yeah guess its all in how ya market it, not actually what its for. God Bless The US

[Bongy_Digital]

google news had this story right above the wizzanator story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/26/ny...l?ref=nyregion

fucked up that two dudes sold a device that consumers used illegally get up to 8 years and a hefty fine. Yet with prostitution, a law that is certainly more written than selling a fake dick device, and along the same principles; purchasing a product and doing illegal things with it. So far Elliot Spitzer isnt going to be charged and one of the employees of the ring gets probation, not even the house arrest the prosecutors were after. Fucked up. If I went and got caught tonight trying to pick up a hooker id be fucked. Governor of NY has proven multiple encounters and doesnt get shit. I think they are trying to just sweep it under the rug since Im sure it could open pandoras box and reveal that gvmt officials and whore rings run much more deep then the one case that got revealed. Funny though that many of them same gvmt officials probably also used the wizzanator to cover up the coke they did off the whores ass. It just paints a prettier picture for "the war" to bust them hardcore. FUCKED UP

[kameelyun]

...they get what they deserve, trying to aid people to skirt the law. We simply can't have citizens smoking marijuana in the privacy of their own homes after work; it's just unAmerican.

WE NEED THESE LAWS TO PROTECT US FROM OUR OWN FOLLY!!!!

My heart is bursting AT THE SEAMS with red, white and blue pride right now.

I feel SO SAFE walking the streets again, knowing the whizzinator dudes have been prosecuted.

Excuse me while I go to my porch and hang my flag. On no account must I allow my flag to touch the ground.

Isn't test clear really dancing on the fringe of this very issue ?

I mean, seriously, if the DEA(th) squads wanted to do the same to YaHooka....they could.

thoughts...?.......

i think they need to pass the site onto someone not pushing an agenda like drug test products...

i said this in your thread to testclear about the aniversary of yahooka for this very reason...

[ThEnEeD4DaWeEd]

google news had this story right above the wizzanator story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/26/ny...l?ref=nyregion

fucked up that two dudes sold a device that consumers used illegally get up to 8 years and a hefty fine. Yet with prostitution, a law that is certainly more written than selling a fake dick device, and along the same principles; purchasing a product and doing illegal things with it. So far Elliot Spitzer isnt going to be charged and one of the employees of the ring gets probation, not even the house arrest the prosecutors were after. Fucked up. If I went and got caught tonight trying to pick up a hooker id be fucked. Governor of NY has proven multiple encounters and doesnt get shit. I think they are trying to just sweep it under the rug since Im sure it could open pandoras box and reveal that gvmt officials and whore rings run much more deep then the one case that got revealed. Funny though that many of them same gvmt officials probably also used the wizzanator to cover up the coke they did off the whores ass. It just paints a prettier picture for "the war" to bust them hardcore. FUCKED UP

You would be Surprised at how many of our congressmen and women as well as senators are convicted felons. Yet the military turns down felons with the same charges.

[testclear.com]

Here is the court document if anyone wants to read it.

[Captdoug713]

I use the number 1 synthetic urine belt. Mine just has a tube coming from the piss bag on the belt. You just stick the heat pack in and ready in 10 min. That sucks. I still have 3 and its good for a year. Got mine from the head shop $45. Not bad.