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Old 11-30-2008, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Got a drug test..BOOOOOO!!!!

Ok so sometime this coming week I have a drug test, I am quite certain that it is a urine test. I have been a heavy smoker for the past four or five months. I haven't smoked since friday and plan on not smoking until my test. I am over 200 pounds ( yeah, weed makes ya gain weight ) Are there any specific drinks I should look for? I thought about fake pee but that would be pretty gross if the bag broke or the cup spilled on me haha. I would appreciate anyones input!
 
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought about fake pee but that would be pretty gross if the bag broke or the cup spilled on me haha.
rethink this and you might pass
 
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh really? Don't they test for the temp of the urine too?
 
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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they do...you can keep it warm. get it right before you go to the place, keep it in a realy small container and keep it someplace warm on you...you decide where that is haha. they also have some sorta urinater thingy that keepsmit the rite temp but thats if u wanna drop some coin.
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How much would all of that run me?
 
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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umm the website sais 150
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I know for a fact the urinator (or the generic version, the whizzinator) works. my old roommate used it on various occasions. you can buy heating pads that keep the urine, or synthetic urine, at the right temperature.

and yeah, he just had a friend who we knew was clean piss for him and used that.

it did run him a little over a hundred, though.

you pay for results.
 
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol i got clean pee in a little bottle like 5 mins before i had to take the test and put it in a plastic baggie and stuck in my bra..i was sooo scared it would open and then i would have pee all over me but it didnt thank god
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