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Old 09-11-2009, 05:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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face minimum 2 day jail sentance

Ok, I know there is a lot of info on this site already, and trust me I have looked. I also find it is mixed with a lot of inaccurate info. So please, only if you have expirence in this feild respond because this is an issue very important to me. Due to legal reasons i am required to take a drug test by the 17th LATEST. I have been smoking weed daily for....years. Also you should note I have been taking 1mg-2mg of xanax that I am not perscribed daily for a week.

Now, Here is what I know to do be true: you must drink lots of water.

Here are my questions: Niacin? should i buy it? is it a waste of my time?
Juices? Cranberry? are these better then water?
are there any other things i should know about?

One thing going for me is that I am a rather thin person with little body fat. (130lbs). Is this a possible case for me? I literally face a 2 day jail sentance if i fail which i know isnt the end of the world but somthing I would much like the avoid. I apperciate any info at all, and thank you for your time.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Observed?

Substitution is the only almost guaranteed (it'll work unless you get caught with the stuff)way to pass a test, dilution will work, unless of course the people doing the testing are hip to it and if its LEO testing, then they probably are.

I know, not much help, but good luck, no one should have to submit to this bullshit.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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niacin may help, but an effective dose is going to make you feel really uncomfortable, and even then is not garanteed to clean you out. like No.1 said, id go with substitution for a relatively safe bet or if youd rather not, id go with a dilution(not sure it will work to clean the xanax out of you). drink as much liquid (stuff with vitamins like gatorade, juice, vitamin water etc etc) as possible on the day of the test. pee as many times as possible (im assuming its a pee test) before the actualy peeing into the cup. pee a good amount into the toilet and then mid way through, pee into the test cup. the idea is that the more times you pee in a day, the less percentage of thc metabolites will be present in your urine.

good luck, im not sure how to cover the xanax. someone on here will know.
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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if going to use your own urine, then you better get to work ASAP...
 
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Exclamation I'm glad to help you.

First, I've got to say that I've been visiting this site off and on for years (had to get an account to help people) and I have to say I'm not too sure how I like the new format of the site. It used to be a lot less confusing. Second. People...(this is for all posters not specifically the ones in this forum)...THEY PROVIDE THE SPELL CHECKER FOR A REASON....USE IT!

OK, here's what I've got. NO Niacin: It's bad for your heart and overdose could be lethal. If healthy, athletic people can drop dead from heart attacks from extraneous heart strain while playing sports, why would you want put a chemical strain on your heart and arteries just to maybe pass a drug test. Not worth the risk to me.

There are three natural ways to beat a test depending on what you need. Your pick. These have all worked for me in both clinical testing and probation testing. RESULTS MAY VARY DEPENDING ON BODY CHEMISTRY AND ANY MEDICATION YOU ARE TAKING

Hyper hydration: "WARNING: THIS METHOD CAN BE LETHAL. BE CERTAIN THAT IF YOU USE THIS METHOD YOU ARE ALSO TAKING A VERY GOOD MULTI VITAMIN THAT HAS PLENTY OF POTASSIUM OTHERWISE YOUR HEART WILL STOP BEATING " Also it's a bad idea to dye in the clinic or probation waiting room.

The trick to this method is to drink A LOT of water, and I mean a lot of water. Once you are completely saturated your blood pressure goes up. To stop this your kidneys jump into overdrive and start removing as much water from your blood stream as quickly as possible. Again BE CAREFUL. Once you start pissing crystal clear (at least 3 trips to the pisser) take 4 multivitamins and keep drinking water. Now start heading to the testing site. you might have to stop on the way...i did. Your piss will still foam (some clinics shake the test cup after checking the temp to make sure it is actually urine and not something else) because of the urea and the vitamins should put some color back in. Keep drinking water. If they ask ask why you're drinking so much or why your urine is not up to par color wise, tell them you plan on working out after you leave and prefer to be well hydrated to prevent cramps. PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOU REALLY START FEELING LIKE SHIT TAKE 2 MORE VITAMINS CHEW THEM AND WASH THEM DOWN WITH A NATURAL FRUIT JUICE. NO MORE WATER ALSO IT'S BEST TO TAKE SOME ONE WITH YOU JUST IN CASE.

The second method is questionable for your purpose. Bentonite Clay is a safe colloidal mixture of volcanic clay and ionized water. It is flavorless and has a consistency of a light chalky syrup. But you get used to it. You can find it in most health food stores but not chain stores like GNC. This stuff works it way through your intestines and absorbs toxins from your blood. This is questionable because you have to drink a quarter of a cup in order to be effective for THC, and if you do not have a healthy digestive system it will possibly not work. You also need to drink plenty of water to get it evenly distributed through your system. Also the timing of this is imperfect because, again, everyone is different. For me it took about 3 hours to clean my urine and I can only say that it works for about 8 hours more or less. Be cautious with what you eat because more impurities you have in you body the more of this stuff will be wasted to clean those out. It does work especially well if you lay off processed foods and red meat for a couple of days before the test.

The third method has been discussed in other forums and I really wanted people to know this.

GELATIN: First I have to make a quick distinction. There is Gelatin, which is made from animal bones(this is getting long enough so I'll spare the details), and there is Pectin which is a natural jelling agent made from certain fruits and vegetables. Pectin is sold most commonly in the canning section of grocery stores under the brand name Certo. I have had friends that swear Gelatin works, but I have only used Certo. Directions are the same for both. Empty contents into a water bottle, shake well and down it, then drink at least 4 more of just water. Wait one hour and at least two pisses later before you go take your test. And just for shits and giggles i keep drinking water for this too. What the hell, right?

Recap: first method works but can be fatal, second method works but is temperamental depending on your diet and the amount of time your have before hand, and the third method is my favorite and is the one I'll swear by.

NOTE: Be Prepared. You should never be caught off guard, especially by the law.

Give us all a testimonial on which method you choose so that others can find out that this works. Good luck to all and please keep Smoking for the good of this "free" country.

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Old 09-12-2009, 10:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yo niacin works. you can buy about a 100 for 15$ at GNC. i smoked once a week and passed a test every other week by taking niacin. it DOES make you uncomfortable but it should work. while your on it try to sweat/piss. im not sure about you - i've heard of poeple taking 10 in one night before a test and passing, but im' 5'8 140 and i smoked once a week fo rabout three weeks, took two pills, and passed a test (i thought i was going to fail) but you can take as many as you want to be safe. i hope it goes well!
 
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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once a week for three weeks isnt shit.

I used to smoke once a week and get tested weekly, and just drink a bunch of water.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol at smokng once a week and "passing from niacin.". I smoked twice a week when I was young and my parents tested me about 16 hours after inhalation. Morning pissed and tested clean at NOW care. No vits. Factors like amount used per day, potency, Metabolism, and body fat all come into play.
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