probation officer giveing a piss test(need help now)

my name is joe and im clean right now never thought i wouldnt be sayin that but i need help because i need to smoke a fat ass couple of blunts to catch up on a mounths not smokein can anyone out there tell me how i can get clen after smokein about an oz and get piss tested in about two weeks afterwards? ive herd of the crannbarry pills and shit like that but you see the thing that gets me is i need something that i can tell is working by some way the color of my piss or something is there any pills that can take the thc out of my system fast? ive got noproxin (dont know what it is) claritin nasil med. viciden lethiam jethers or some type of pill which is a little oval brown pill that if you take two itll fuck you up but what do i need please expeainced ppl respond i need to smoke :0)

listen joe, why not just abstain for the two weeks. no pill or method is one hundred percent bound to work, otherwise piss tests would be discontinued because they would be fooled every time. also think about the consequences if your plan doesnt work and you flunk it. whenever im in a situation and i need to keep clean, i just use something that wont be tested for. and example could be dxm, or alcohol. they may also test you piss not only for weed, but for other illegal drugs too. depends on the kind of test. you can also use someone elses urine, but this wont work if they watch you pee. and remember, many urine tests are not one hundred percent foolproof, so incase you decide to try to cheat it, you may have an approximated 10 to 15 percent to pass it if your pill or additive wont work. as i see it you choices are to either abstain, or go by luck and method., think about it man, after you pass the test you can take all those blunts you saved and party in celebration of your willpower and the fact that you dont have to worry about the consequences of coming out dirty.

No matter what anyone says, drinking a shitload of water will help. My friend (an everyday smoker) got piss tested a couple weeks ago and passed it because he drank like 2 gallons of water over 1-2 days before the test, and didnt smoke for like 3 days before.

i feel you brother. I smoked while i was on probation. If you only feel like smoking once in a while, after a random, just smoke, and stop and wait till your next test and just drink lots of water and piss a lot, and when you take your test give the middle stream sample. You should be fine. Don't try to get in a daily stretch. Don't smoke 2 days before a test.

[rudiger420]

buy drug test kits off ebay for like $3 and start testing yourself to see how fast you system cleans out. then go by that info. for ex. 1. pass probation drug test 2. celebrate by smoking 1/8 of nugs to head. 3. test self 1-2-3 weeks down road and see how fast your system clears. If your system clears in 1 week, then you can smoke for 3 weeks (or 2 1/2 to be safe)up till probation. my system clears in 2 weeks. if you fail you test day before probation, either call in or buy detox drink and test yourself again till detox drink kicks in and says your urine is clean. don't just trust drink cause it has 200% guarrentee. i failed with detox drink after 2hr of drinking. Rudiger420 prob sux

one more question for the ppl that really are helping me out im only 125 lbs right now and i hear the 30 day thing only depends on your weight and the ability for your fatburning things in your system like how fast they work so would this be good for me because mine works very good i can eat and not gain a pound would it be in my system for 30 days or lower and if lower how much because im really stressin and need one of those blunts ppls i just want you to know your really helping me out alot and i want to say thanx cause im magiurly pissed and stressed at this point of my life and just please keep comein with the info oh yeah and special thanx to the person that posted first great info and stuff man well peace if anyone wants to e-mail me its joethepimp@aol.com

Once again, this method has worked for me already, after 3.5 weeks of smoking and 3 days of sobriety. 1 gallon of water the night before, 2 liters the morning of and vitamin B suppliment so your piss is still yellow. I hate drug tests. My first one i was smoking, my mom calls at exactly 4:20 to say "You have a drug test at five" i drank a De-tox and a solution which is supposed to clean you out at the price of momentary paralysis of your throat making it impossible to breathe or swallow. I failed. Next one i did the full proof plan, and you'll never guess when the test was. Yup exacly 4:20, i cant help but think theyre planning it like this.

[quote]Originally posted by YesICannabis:
<strong>Once again, this method has worked for me already, after 3.5 weeks of smoking and 3 days of sobriety. 1 gallon of water the night before, 2 liters the morning of and vitamin B suppliment so your piss is still yellow. I hate drug tests. My first one i was smoking, my mom calls at exactly 4:20 to say "You have a drug test at five" i drank a De-tox and a solution which is supposed to clean you out at the price of momentary paralysis of your throat making it impossible to breathe or swallow. I failed. Next one i did the full proof plan, and you'll never guess when the test was. Yup exacly 4:20, i cant help but think theyre planning it like this.</strong><hr></blockquote>

There's only two 4:20's in the day, and i doubt your mom called you at 4:20 in the morning. Also, your mom said "You have a drug test at five" So how could the "full proof plan" be at 4:20??? Maybe i'm missing something?

[whatitfrikinis]

bongsmilieIm on probation, have been for a year.
My P.O. gave me a piss test (while in jail) .. I smoked (a lot) on Friday and was pissed on Monday. As long as you are Skinny, (not overweight) and you drink ALOT of water... (at least 3 days before pissing) you'll piss clean.
I KNOW this from experience, My pee came back clean. Do nothing but eat 3x's a day, and drink NOTHING but wa-wa... you be aight!!!
Make sure you do NOT drink anythink at least 3-4 hrs before you piss... Otherwise- You'll come up DILUTE and get in more trouble....
Best of luck....

RE-
bongsmilie

[CHAPIS1971]

Hy I Need To Go See My Probation Officer Tomorrow Did You Guys Kown How Can I Clean My Systeam _please

[KingKoopa]

LOL get a WIZZINATOR its the ONLY FUCKING WAY TO PASS WHILE HIGH