i smoked, then passed a drugtest

foofurxl · 11-20-2002, 06:25 PM

Sup guys heres how i managed to do it !
I smoked 6 days prior to my drug test, smoked 2 fat joints of dank. I hadnt smoked for a month prior to the two joints.
Then the day before they test i ran 3 miles in a sweatsuit, and i fuckin sweated out like 5 pounds. Then 2 hours before the test, i took a flinstone vitamin, a vitamin c pill, and a few bottles of water. and i passed. woot woot for me
hope my expereince helps some of you !

Alloy · 11-20-2002, 07:43 PM

I'm smoking right now, smoked for the last two months straight never missing a day - and plan on passing a piss test tomorrow.

An occasional smoker will clean out in 3-7 days. I figure the best bet for passing a piss test is relying upon those "straight" friends. Always have 1-2 friends that are completely "straight" but cool with your habit. That way, when a drug test comes up, you always have clean piss. This doesn't work as well if you have to be watched...

Basically, just store the piss in a non-lubricated - non-scented condom, tie that off and put a pin carefully into your pants under your belt. Then shove that into the nook inside your briefs under your crotch...this keeps it warm, within the acceptable range of 90-100 degrees. You may want to microwave it a bit if its been refrigerated. Once there, pull it out, prick it real good with the pin a few times(trust me, a few, the first time I was squeezing and squeezing with only a *little* itsy bit coming out, before I even finished the condom, with barely enough in the cup, I heard the knocking on the door, my four minutes were up). So yeah, prick it, then the rest is simple. make sure you carefully put the condom somewhere on your person(don't worry about it leaking, unless you tore it open, it shouldn't. Make sure the pin is also on your person, and out of site. Hand in the sample with a smile and thanks, then go home and smoke a fatty.

KuRuPTThaBuDSmokA · 11-21-2002, 12:21 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Alloy:
<strong>I'm smoking right now, smoked for the last two months straight never missing a day - and plan on passing a piss test tomorrow.

An occasional smoker will clean out in 3-7 days. I figure the best bet for passing a piss test is relying upon those "straight" friends. Always have 1-2 friends that are completely "straight" but cool with your habit. That way, when a drug test comes up, you always have clean piss. This doesn't work as well if you have to be watched...

Basically, just store the piss in a non-lubricated - non-scented condom, tie that off and put a pin carefully into your pants under your belt. Then shove that into the nook inside your briefs under your crotch...this keeps it warm, within the acceptable range of 90-100 degrees. You may want to microwave it a bit if its been refrigerated. Once there, pull it out, prick it real good with the pin a few times(trust me, a few, the first time I was squeezing and squeezing with only a *little* itsy bit coming out, before I even finished the condom, with barely enough in the cup, I heard the knocking on the door, my four minutes were up). So yeah, prick it, then the rest is simple. make sure you carefully put the condom somewhere on your person(don't worry about it leaking, unless you tore it open, it shouldn't. Make sure the pin is also on your person, and out of site. Hand in the sample with a smile and thanks, then go home and smoke a fatty.

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That's gross.. i would never put some guys piss near MY DICK.

Alloy · 11-21-2002, 05:32 PM

Here's what I get for being cocky...

Well, I took the test today. Didn't go too well...I fucking tore the condom while pricking it with the pin and piss went basically everywhere. The floor, the toilet, the seat, a little in the cup, then cause there was so little in there, it didn't affect the damn temperature guage. I was pissed and scared, before I wiped all the piss up, I half considered just leaving it there as a message of my distaste for the whole operation.

I came out of the bathroom with piss all over the front of my khakis as though I had control issues and said, "I had quite a messy time in there! I had the a side-shooter from hell"

They tried to make me take another, but I figured no sample collected was better than my thc-saturated piss.

Oh well, fuck 'em, and fuck the job(pre-employment test)too...it's schedule would have been very hard on me and my wife to work with anyway.

Now, looking back on it, I think it was funny as hell.

moe · 11-22-2002, 03:40 PM

haha, thats funny alloy

Prophet Saddam · 11-22-2002, 04:27 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Alloy:
<strong>... "I had quite a messy time in there! I had the a side-shooter from hell" ...</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL...that was funny - brilliant! but i have to ask, was it a male or female who collected it?

Alloy · 11-22-2002, 10:43 PM

It was female. But can I say, thank god for second chances, I'm taking it again on monday.

haunted · 12-05-2002, 02:48 PM

OMFG that's funny. I mean that had to really suck HA ha ha ha sorry

12-06-2002, 05:37 PM

That's gross.. i would never put some guys piss near MY DICK.

If that means getting a nice job and fooling the system, hell yeah I would!

12-06-2002, 05:55 PM

As a matter of fact, in 4 days I will be using the same technique Alloy used.
It is the only technique that works 100% “if you can get the piss in the cup” at the right temp. But if you are not willing to carry piss with you, select from these other options: diluting, tempering or staying at your low paying job that has shit benefits if there is any. I would try diluting, however I have been smoking everyday, usually after work for the past 7 years. It is possible that I will fail because of that.
I was thinking about placing the sample in my "warm pocket" but what if it get's lost or something?. Good Luck everyone.

T-Bone · 06-09-2008, 02:14 PM

I just an an idea it is kinda gay though. Get a cigar tube (the kind to buy the fresh blunt wraps with) and get someone with clean piss to piss in it. Lube it up good and stick it in ur ass. Go to the test center squuez it out, pour the piss into the lil cup, stick it back in ur ass, hand the cup in with a smile and leave.

11-20-2002, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
foofurxl Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Chicago Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i smoked, then passed a drugtest Sup guys heres how i managed to do it ! I smoked 6 days prior to my drug test, smoked 2 fat joints of dank. I hadnt smoked for a month prior to the two joints. Then the day before they test i ran 3 miles in a sweatsuit, and i fuckin sweated out like 5 pounds. Then 2 hours before the test, i took a flinstone vitamin, a vitamin c pill, and a few bottles of water. and i passed. woot woot for me hope my expereince helps some of you !

11-20-2002, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Alloy Techno shaman Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dallas, TX, USA Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm smoking right now, smoked for the last two months straight never missing a day - and plan on passing a piss test tomorrow. An occasional smoker will clean out in 3-7 days. I figure the best bet for passing a piss test is relying upon those "straight" friends. Always have 1-2 friends that are completely "straight" but cool with your habit. That way, when a drug test comes up, you always have clean piss. This doesn't work as well if you have to be watched... Basically, just store the piss in a non-lubricated - non-scented condom, tie that off and put a pin carefully into your pants under your belt. Then shove that into the nook inside your briefs under your crotch...this keeps it warm, within the acceptable range of 90-100 degrees. You may want to microwave it a bit if its been refrigerated. Once there, pull it out, prick it real good with the pin a few times(trust me, a few, the first time I was squeezing and squeezing with only a little itsy bit coming out, before I even finished the condom, with barely enough in the cup, I heard the knocking on the door, my four minutes were up). So yeah, prick it, then the rest is simple. make sure you carefully put the condom somewhere on your person(don't worry about it leaking, unless you tore it open, it shouldn't. Make sure the pin is also on your person, and out of site. Hand in the sample with a smile and thanks, then go home and smoke a fatty. __________________ "The possession of knowledge, unless accompanied by a Manifestation and expression in Action, is like the hoarding of precious metals--A vain and foolish thing. Knowledge, like Wealth is intended for Use. The Law of Use is Universal, and he who violates it suffers by reason of his conflict with natural forces."--The Kybalion. "Victory over bullshit" - Peyote (Old Indian friend)

11-21-2002, 12:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
KuRuPTThaBuDSmokA Smokes Till he Cant No MO Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 365 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by Alloy: <strong>I'm smoking right now, smoked for the last two months straight never missing a day - and plan on passing a piss test tomorrow. An occasional smoker will clean out in 3-7 days. I figure the best bet for passing a piss test is relying upon those "straight" friends. Always have 1-2 friends that are completely "straight" but cool with your habit. That way, when a drug test comes up, you always have clean piss. This doesn't work as well if you have to be watched... Basically, just store the piss in a non-lubricated - non-scented condom, tie that off and put a pin carefully into your pants under your belt. Then shove that into the nook inside your briefs under your crotch...this keeps it warm, within the acceptable range of 90-100 degrees. You may want to microwave it a bit if its been refrigerated. Once there, pull it out, prick it real good with the pin a few times(trust me, a few, the first time I was squeezing and squeezing with only a little itsy bit coming out, before I even finished the condom, with barely enough in the cup, I heard the knocking on the door, my four minutes were up). So yeah, prick it, then the rest is simple. make sure you carefully put the condom somewhere on your person(don't worry about it leaking, unless you tore it open, it shouldn't. Make sure the pin is also on your person, and out of site. Hand in the sample with a smile and thanks, then go home and smoke a fatty. </strong><hr></blockquote> That's gross.. i would never put some guys piss near MY DICK. __________________ "When i need to free my mind i can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed, everything i need leave it to tha trees they can make me feel betta" - Layzie Bone

11-21-2002, 05:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Alloy Techno shaman Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dallas, TX, USA Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Here's what I get for being cocky... Well, I took the test today. Didn't go too well...I fucking tore the condom while pricking it with the pin and piss went basically everywhere. The floor, the toilet, the seat, a little in the cup, then cause there was so little in there, it didn't affect the damn temperature guage. I was pissed and scared, before I wiped all the piss up, I half considered just leaving it there as a message of my distaste for the whole operation. I came out of the bathroom with piss all over the front of my khakis as though I had control issues and said, "I had quite a messy time in there! I had the a side-shooter from hell" They tried to make me take another, but I figured no sample collected was better than my thc-saturated piss. Oh well, fuck 'em, and fuck the job(pre-employment test)too...it's schedule would have been very hard on me and my wife to work with anyway. Now, looking back on it, I think it was funny as hell. __________________ "The possession of knowledge, unless accompanied by a Manifestation and expression in Action, is like the hoarding of precious metals--A vain and foolish thing. Knowledge, like Wealth is intended for Use. The Law of Use is Universal, and he who violates it suffers by reason of his conflict with natural forces."--The Kybalion. "Victory over bullshit" - Peyote (Old Indian friend)

11-22-2002, 03:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
moe YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: florida Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha, thats funny alloy __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

11-22-2002, 04:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA Posts: 15,978 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 2,107 Thanked 370 Times in 272 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by Alloy: <strong>... "I had quite a messy time in there! I had the a side-shooter from hell" ...</strong><hr></blockquote> LOL...that was funny - brilliant! but i have to ask, was it a male or female who collected it? __________________ Saddam's Friends

11-22-2002, 10:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Alloy Techno shaman Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dallas, TX, USA Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It was female. But can I say, thank god for second chances, I'm taking it again on monday. __________________ "The possession of knowledge, unless accompanied by a Manifestation and expression in Action, is like the hoarding of precious metals--A vain and foolish thing. Knowledge, like Wealth is intended for Use. The Law of Use is Universal, and he who violates it suffers by reason of his conflict with natural forces."--The Kybalion. "Victory over bullshit" - Peyote (Old Indian friend)

12-05-2002, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
haunted Old School Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: stoned Posts: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	OMFG that's funny. I mean that had to really suck HA ha ha ha sorry __________________ peace HaUnTeD

12-06-2002, 05:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Reveal Guest Posts: n/a	That's gross.. i would never put some guys piss near MY DICK. If that means getting a nice job and fooling the system, hell yeah I would!

12-06-2002, 05:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Reveal Guest Posts: n/a	As a matter of fact, in 4 days I will be using the same technique Alloy used. It is the only technique that works 100% “if you can get the piss in the cup” at the right temp. But if you are not willing to carry piss with you, select from these other options: diluting, tempering or staying at your low paying job that has shit benefits if there is any. I would try diluting, however I have been smoking everyday, usually after work for the past 7 years. It is possible that I will fail because of that. I was thinking about placing the sample in my "warm pocket" but what if it get's lost or something?. Good Luck everyone.

06-09-2008, 02:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
T-Bone YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	I just an an idea it is kinda gay though. Get a cigar tube (the kind to buy the fresh blunt wraps with) and get someone with clean piss to piss in it. Lube it up good and stick it in ur ass. Go to the test center squuez it out, pour the piss into the lil cup, stick it back in ur ass, hand the cup in with a smile and leave.

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