how to pass a urine test

[ldavisa]

To DarkAngel:

I think the biggest imo is the conditioner which you don't wash out (last step). I think you will be find bro; the V05 with Aloe is only what I used-any shampoo mixed with aloe should be good. BTW: I don't normally use VO5 w/Aloe shampoo; anything with aloe will help strip out the drug metabolites in your hair folicles.

Do me a favor and post back on how your results went, OK? That way people like the fucking idiot MARLEYSUBS can either validate his claim that this method is a joke or if you are found to be negative he can go fuck himself. Dude really needs to get a fucking life...lol!

No good deed goes unpunished. MarleySubs probably works for psychemedics corp and doesn't want this info to be out. If he were not, why would he be so absolute in discrediting this method-he wants you to fail for some obvious agenda that suits his own purpose.


BTW: MarleySubs your reply has been reported to the moderators; your uncalled abuse and the way you are behaving in the forums should not be tolerated and I reported your post. You should stop to think about what you are going to say before you submit it; it may come back and bite you in the ass.

EDIT:

Thank you to the staff for pulling MarleySubs post off of this thread; it was counterproductive and I glad that you all realized that. As you will see by reading on that Darkangel used the method here and passed his hair test conducted by psymedics corp-and he had smoked 30 days prior to test and probably would of failed if not for poeple on this site helping others out.

Cheers to Darkangel!

[yungsmoke]

Chill out bro. He also added a few other ingredients to the concoction that would logically serve to some use, such as the hydrogen peroxide. What works for others may not for another person. Also, toxins can be found in the hair follicle/hair for a window of up to 90 days. Don't ridicule the original poster just to ridicule him.

[ldavisa]

Chill out bro. He also added a few other ingredients to the concoction that would logically serve to some use, such as the hydrogen peroxide. What works for others may not for another person. Also, toxins can be found in the hair follicle/hair for a window of up to 90 days. Don't ridicule the original poster just to ridicule him.

Amen to that...ty youngsmoke

[Tr3n7]

Ad Hominem attacks are not an effective way to prove people wrong.

In legitimate debate, an ad hominem attack on your opponent generally results in your disqualification from the debate for being irrelevant and rude.

I haven't had to take any drug tests recently, but I'd always wondered about hair tests and thought I should check this out. Especially because I have REALLY long hair. (Oops, I used random caps....there's the ellipsis, I must be ldavisa.)

I appreciate this information, and if I am ever worried about taking a hair test, THIS (oops, more proof I'm ldavisa) is the method I'll be using.

[darkangel]

I got the result today, ALL NEGATIVE. definitely i am gotta thank you Idavisa i wont pass the test without finding ur receipe online. I think it really works, but you know what peopel chose to believe what they want to. I am just telling eveybody who suppose to find this receipe it works, sure they will see all those dumb asses' threads too sure they might hesitate but they finally gotta make the decision to believe it and try or not. To those who chose not to, i just feel sorry.

It won't superise me if some annoying froggies jump out and point at my nose say i am one of ur alt names, cuz i don't give a damn. they can say whatever they want but i only got one word for them" pathetic".

i said what i wanted which is thank you. that's all

[ldavisa]

I got the result today, ALL NEGATIVE. definitely i am gotta thank you Idavisa i wont pass the test without finding ur receipe online. I think it really works, but you know what peopel chose to believe what they want to. I am just telling eveybody who suppose to find this receipe it works, sure they will see all those dumb asses' threads too sure they might hesitate but they finally gotta make the decision to believe it and try or not. To those who chose not to, i just feel sorry.

It won't superise me if some annoying froggies jump out and point at my nose say i am one of ur alt names, cuz i don't give a damn. they can say whatever they want but i only got one word for them" pathetic".

i said what i wanted which is thank you. that's all

Darkangel; I thank you for taking the time to post your results here regarding your recent hair test conducted by psymedics corp. I really don't care about the people who have posted before that were so quick to discredit this method. You are now the 4th person since the thread was started who used this method and passed their hair test. There has not been one person (that I know of) who followed this method and failed. I am not trying to pat myself on the back here; the information posted was taken from a collection of methods I found on the net and I combined a little bit of them all together to form this method.

Congratulations buddy; I know that the past few weeks have pobably been hell for you, but in the end I'm glad you passed. That is what this site is for: people helping out other people when they need it the most.

I could care less about receiving credit for this, after all the informtion was taken from a variety of different methods; all I wanted to do was to help out other people in time of distress who need to pass a hair test. Everywhere I looked people said it was impossible; so I guess it is possible if done correctly.

And thank you for setting the record straight re: alt names and self promotion.

[ml2f]

I've been searching for days regarding this type of treatment to pass a hair test, I plan on using this very soon, haven't got an exact date for the test just got the heads up the day the hired me that it would be approx 2 weeks from last Monday, I know this board refers to cannabis and likes to keep it all cannabis related, I'm not worried about failing for testing positive for cannabis, lets put it this way its more pharmaceutical and occasionally snowy based products, I would appreciate not getting slammed for commenting on the types of products, as I have read the boards and seen this often, yes I know what type of forum this is thank you very much, but I also know there are other people who are looking for the same info I am. So long story short, I'm going to give this a try and will keep everyone posted on my results, wish me luck.

[yungsmoke]

I've been searching for days regarding this type of treatment to pass a hair test, I plan on using this very soon, haven't got an exact date for the test just got the heads up the day the hired me that it would be approx 2 weeks from last Monday, I know this board refers to cannabis and likes to keep it all cannabis related, I'm not worried about failing for testing positive for cannabis, lets put it this way its more pharmaceutical and occasionally snowy based products, I would appreciate not getting slammed for commenting on the types of products, as I have read the boards and seen this often, yes I know what type of forum this is thank you very much, but I also know there are other people who are looking for the same info I am. So long story short, I'm going to give this a try and will keep everyone posted on my results, wish me luck.

We are primarily marijuana-based website and forum, however we do have an Other Highs forum that is populated heavily. Also if you need insight on how long your "other highs" take, on average, to dissipate from your system then visit Erowid. They have a nice convenient list, and good luck bro.

[ldavisa]

@ Ml2f:

I understand, weed was just a fraction of what I was doing; like yourself it was more pharmaceutical (amphedemines; opitates) also snow amongst others.

Please feel free to PM me on your specifics and I can help you through this process. (i.e. male/female; how often of what drugs in particular; how long hair is currently, etc.)

You should have nothing to worry about if you follow the method exactly as written.

PM me with any questions.

[ml2f]

@ yungsmoke thanks for the comments, I'm pretty well aware of how long these pharm's take to get out of your system if tested the traditional way via urine and am quite familiar with the Erowid site, I just wanted to post up to let others know that I will be trying the formula that ldavisa posted originally because the test I am taking will be a hair test, and thanks for the heads up on the other highs forum I'll be looking into that as well.

@ Idavisa here's my stats: female, hairs short prob 3 or 4 inches dyed blonde, slow ass metabolism, last date used the white was Friday night not a large amount (yeah yeah I know), the pharm's vary from vic's to xanax and were pretty much taken on a daily basis up until last week, cept for the 2 xanax saturday morning... .I can prob pull off the vic's because I had a previous script for them back in December, no script for the xanax though. Ok I think that covers it....off to look for this "other highs" section...

[leggyredhead]

I was reading through this thread and I would like to know who is testing you guys and telling you your urine is "too diluted." I used to be a flight attendant and had to pass for a FAA drug test and a drug test for the airline and I drank so much fucking water for two days straight. I had to pee so bad by that part of the physical came around and it looked like straight up tap water. No one ever told me it was too diluted. Also, I may end up with probation for driving on a vicodin. I know, we live in a fucking police state. Anyway, if I get reporting probation, I'm just going to dilute my fucking piss. What will they do? Ask me to come back in to test? I would think if the F.A.A. didn't mind, the local cops won't. Any advice?

[ldavisa]

Ok;

You are in good shape; I thought you were gonna say that you had hair down to your waist .

As for the xanax; you won't be tested on that-hair test conducted by pshymedics corp are 5 panel (most employers are too cheap to have the 10 panel test done as it is nearly triple the cost). Don't worry about the xanax. As for the Vic's-this is somthing that I can relate to as opitates, white, and other types of speed (Ritalin, Adderal, etc) was the issue at stake wtih me and should be the things you should concern yourself with as well: the white and any other speed related drugs (i.e. ritilan, adderol or any amphedimines) and also the vicodin. This was exactly my issue the 1st time I had to take the hair test.

Since you are a woman, it is safe to assume that you have minimal body hair? If not trim in specific hair growing parts of your anatomy get a clippers and trim down to at least 1/8 inch min.

I don't think that the hair coloring/dying was the main and most important step; but the way I looked at it was that it couldn't make it any worse. The fact you have shorter hair is a plus; your metabolism will not be a factor if you follow my method b/c you will be stripping all drug related metabolites from your hair folicles from both the hydrogen peroxide, bleach, and aloe shampoo (I used V05 w/ Aloe) as well as the detox shampoo (if you choose to purchase any); but as you can see from Darkangel's posts-he used a basic shampoo and dumped/mixed a crap load of Aloe extract in it, then mixed hydrogen peroxide and bleach to his aloe shampoo to wash his hair prior to taking the test (I'd do this a few hours before leaving to take test). Since you have longer hair I would double up on the shampoo mixture as my friend did (explained in update on my 2nd post on this thread) in which he sub'd tablespoons in for teaspoons and used a cup vs. 1/2 cup of shampoo w/ aloe and do this 4 cycles vs 3 cycles (20 mins total time in hair; 4 x 5 = 20 mins vs. my recommendaton of 15 mins 3 x 5=15 mins; for shorter haired persons <2 inches). My best advice for this step is to find some pure Aloe Extract (pure aloe with no other substances in it or minimal ingredients in the aloe as aloe is the substance that is needed (the more pure the aloe is the better). So look on the back of the Aloe product you purchase and make sure that the Aloe is listed in the first several substances pertaining to the ingredient listing.

It is your choice on purchasing a detox shampoo, if you cannot afford it then so be it....(I used the Zydot both times when tested) and I used it right after shampooing with the mixed blend; that is not to say that is the reason I passed-I truly believe that it was the bleach, hydrogen peroxide, aloe shampoo mixture and conditioner left in hair that helped me get the negative result, however I cannot be positive which is why I listed everything I did prior to the test b/c at the very least one of the treatments used in my method worked so I listed everything I did in perpartation for the hair test.

My advice is to saturate your hair with conditioner (the more the better) as explained in the last step and DO NOT wash it out; let it air dry. If all else fails the conditioner will corrupt the test thus making it negative in all panels-they won't know that the hair is corrupted via the conditioner; it will just come back negative.

As a reference to go by, when I 1st took my intial hair test I had done enough white and amphedinines (as well as opiates) for a party of 5 or enough to kill a horse just weeks prior to testing. I did exactly what I posted and came out negative. It took them over 10 days to get me back the results which according to the place where tested was unusual (usually takes 3-4 days); so I would say that if you don't hear back w/in 3-4 days, take it as no news is good news. The longer it takes them to get your results back the better in my opinion as this happened for both tests (one test took 10 days the other took almost 2 weeks).

You will be fine and Good Luck! When is your test? How long do you have?

[ml2f]

ldavisa thanks for all the info, I haven't gotten an exact date yet, waiting on background checks to go through, I did find the aloe rid shampoo it was at Sallys Beauty Supply in case anyone else went looking for it as well, I haven't started the cleansing as of yet, do you thing I should wait till the day before the test or start now?

[ldavisa]

ldavisa thanks for all the info, I haven't gotten an exact date yet, waiting on background checks to go through, I did find the aloe rid shampoo it was at Sallys Beauty Supply in case anyone else went looking for it as well, I haven't started the cleansing as of yet, do you thing I should wait till the day before the test or start now?

I started the cleansing process the day of testing. Although I can't imagine it doing any harm in starting to use the aloe shampoo for now. That's what I would do in preparation. Everything else just wait until you know of exact time as to when you test will be.

[alucard-dalv]

It's Friday and I have a urine test at a Dr's office for Wal-Mart on Monday. I was a quarter to a half ounce a week smoker until early-mid Jan. I have gone stretches of one to two weeks between smoking. A week ago I took two bong hits each with a liquid tab worth of marinol dripped on. Since, I have scraped the resin a few times and smoked it with stems mixed in. Does anyone know if marinol stays in your system like regular weed. I only smoke bong hits, is this better? Any suggestions?

[Swifty76]

I have a test on the 20th of this month. I went for one on the 6th and was positive. I haven't smoked for about 3-4 weeks now and think I should be fine. When I applied for college I had to go for a medical. I smoked almost 2-3 times a day and smoked the day before the test and drank tons of water that night and still passed. I didn't do this for the test that came up positive and smoked a week before but it was all rez. This is for a job thats a shit load better then Walmart. I have to go to a specific doctor for this test that only does testing for the Marine industry. The positive test was sent to my employer and I talked to the president and he scheduled me for another test. I'm going to try the gatorade and water dilution and see how that works out. I'll let you guys know.

[JonBlaze]

Dilution works if they aren't doing a send lab, but either way I'd use synthetic and swap out.

[kalwhat]

Hey Captain Murphy: You have said what I have been saying for years but people being what they are, don't believe because it's too easy. Anyone wanting to pass a urine test for drugs and doesn't take this man's advise is dumb fuck.

[leapfrog]

since i'm sick of seeing people asking this question about urine testing, i'm copying this from a previous post i made awhile ago... if a mod would make this sticky it would probably save a lot of repeated posts...

when testing UAs they detect a metabolite which is basically what your body produces while a substance is travelling around your bloodstream. the minimum amount to be considered a positive test is when it is 50+ parts per million. diluting your piss means that in the sample there will be more water and less metabolites. if a test however is too diluted ( i.e. all water no other natural waste material that your kidneys filtered out from your bloodstream ) most will count it as a positive, or at the very least make you retake the test.

in order to get around this, instead of just drinking all water, drink about 33% water and 66% gatoraide. don't take any b vitamins... they don't do shit for your urine gravity except make your piss turn a bright neon yellow... when they see that they will know you were trying to get around it. the day before your test eat a light breakfast and an early lunch, and drink a large glass of water. the next day, try not to eat anything, but if you are really hungry just eat a little something at least 3 hours before your test. about four hours before your test drink like three-four gatoraides (16 oz bottles) and one-two glasses (16 oz = one glass) of water.

when you are taking the test, first piss in the toilet for a couple of seconds, fill the cup, then finish pissing in the toilet. most of the waste material is in the very first stream of piss, and the last little bit. if by chance you actually did dilute the piss too much, just tell them that you run/play sports a lot and easily get dehydrated... drinking that much fluid is normal for you.

again, let me reiterate; THERE IS NO PILL/DRINK/CHANT/ADDITIVE THAT WILL MAGICALLY MAKE YOU PASS A DRUG TEST. ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES LIQUIDS LIKE WATER AND GATORAIDE ARE A WASTE OF YOUR MONEY.

hope this helps.

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something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system...

now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system.

now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system...

the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again.

now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean.

now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me...

since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day...

then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above...

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10-08-07
UPDATE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING READ APPARENTLY

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you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.

also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

and please, don't drink "gallons upon gallons upon gallons" because you can die. if you chose to do so, please see above.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING ENOUGH LIQUID TO DILUTE YOUR PISS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

goddamn

Your and idiot and your full of shit. test cleaners work. i've used them the day after i've smoked and pissed clean. all gatoraide does is add electrolytes to your system and water just dilutes your piss. the only reason you passed is cuz you were pissing water that was infused with vitamins and electrolytes from the gatoraide. and if you say they don't work, then why do people that smoke everyday all day pass a piss test after drinking one of the drinks. get your facts straight before you go off trying to tell people how to live and what does and doesn't work. you're just making yourself look stupid.

[leapfrog]

have you guys ever heard of pickle juice? all you need to do is eat then drink a cup full of pickle juice and then drink about 2 gallons of water and then go to sleep. reply if you need more instructions

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!! drinking 2 gallons of water in 24 hrs is a real good way to kill yourself. it's called hydronic poisoning. all the nutrients and vitamins and the stuff that makes you live gets flushed out of your body. idiot.