how to pass a urine test

[leapfrog]

Originally Posted by bluntsallday4ev

ok so look i have a drug test (rurine test) for pot in about a week or 2 now ive been a heavy smoker for about 3 years now almost every day about at least a gram a day and im talking some fire ass chronic no joke so ive been grounded for about a month now since feb 20th get off tomorow march 20th been smoking almost every friday i.e 2/22, 2/29 skipped 3/7 and smoked on 3/14 and about 1 blunt of some crazy droon those fridays what should i do to pass my piss test i dont get watched or anything i have ability so sneak in someone elses piss but im kinda skeptic should i use leg warmers or whatever to warm up the piss or should i just drink alot of water and gatorade or should i go out and buy some detox shit?!
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stoner in need of help here!
any info wuld be much appreciated

p.s if i dont have leg warmers or anything couldnt i just put some hot water in the cup?

you could get a detox drink, they work. or, you could just drink a lot of water, but not too much, and drink a couple energy drinks high in creatine. when i took mine today i drank a detox drink and two 16oz bottles of water and a sobe nofear and i passed.

[rippedgrom14]

i smoked 5 blunts on saturday and had 4 hits of a bubbler on sunday....its now 11 days later. do you think i'll pass i'm 5'5 115 pounds.....i have been drinking water and i lift weights daily

[leapfrog]

well, it's been 11 days, thc levels start to go down after about a week. i'd still recommend the whole water/energy drink thing. you just want to make sure your pee isn't completely clear when you go to go pee.

the only sure fire way to pass a piss test is to not smoke. it all depends on your fat ratio. someone with no fat on their body could go in the day after they smoke and pass, however, someone that goes in that has, say, a 20% body fat ratio, would most likely not pass for a couple months.

[rippedgrom14]

^^^^^ yea i did that i just took the test about 20 minutes ago i think i'll be ok my piss was like neon yellow but they didn't say anything but i'll let you know if i passed when i get it back

[bluntsallday4ev]

ok so leapfrog say i have a test at like idunno 8 in the morning should i wake up at like 6 drink te detox drink then chug some water and then drink the energy drinks all in one sitting?
and do u reccomend any certain energy drinks for the creatiin or whatever and
what detox drink shud i get
sorry i no im a noob at this but ive never really got tested and plus i smoked the yesterday n the day b4 that n i got a week or 2 to go soi shud be good rite?!

[flyingpinklama]

WowZA okay so i just read all 10 pages and so many people really are just dumb asses... but either way there are some really good tips in here. ALSO remember it takes 40oz of water/liquid to piss that may help some of you out instead of just guessing by gallons haha so just make sure after piss to just keep refilling that little bladder of yours. And to the contrary of most belief azo has worked for me many of times now. One time i did use it but it came back slightly positive and they sent it in for further analysis and it came back clean, i don't know if i had God on my side or what but meh. Either way water is always a good route along with gatorade, sodas, or energy drinks. It does have to do with weight, metabolism and all that jazz, but whateve. Oh and surprisingly enough, the detoxing foot pads really do work, they also make you feel really good after the 2nd day, it cleans all sorts of shit out of your system. BUT I wouldn't suggest them on short notice, 5-6 days at least. Just use them each night for 4 days, and drink plenty of fluids. Either way, take my advice of piss on it i don't give a shit. Happy drug testing to you all!

[reames]

well the last time i had to test for a job i just quit for about a week and a half, drank about a gallon and a half (maybe) of water for a few days before and just drank a lot of water and took a multivitamin. the vitamin helps replace the water soluable vitamins that come out in your piss.

that is essentially what those drinks do, they also have creatine which helps clean out your system.

in addition, a good b vitamin complex is a good thing to take for a week before (or just a couple multivitamins a day) this helps because one of the effects of b vitamins (b 12 and 6 more specifically) is that they boost your metabolism, and also give you energy (this is mainly what is in those five hour energy's as well)

cranberry juice has a good concentration of natural antioxidants, but i cant really attest to its sucess, but i think the original dilution advice is great, but dont diss the b vitamins, they can help burn some of it out if used pre-emptively

[000000000]

just went in and passed my test.

i wanted to respond to this thread and thank captain murphy for his method. i drank 128 oz's of gatorade and 32 oz's of water in the five hours prior to the u.a.

during the first hour i drank 48 oz's of gatorade and 16 oz's of water.

for the next four hours i sipped on the remaining 80 oz's of gatorade and 16 oz's of water.

i know this wasnt exactly how he did it since i ended up drinking four times as much gatorade as water, but it worked. (i thought it made the piss look a little more realistic) also i ended up skipping dinner the night before the test. so in total i went about 26 hours with no food. it should be noted that im slightly overweight, fairly active, and i only quit smoking for a week prior. i smoked frequently, and it was potent. also the test was just one of those three dollar ones so be careful if your's is gonna be sent to the piss scientists.

my first test (i passed it too) was sent to the lab. i smoked a week before it. i wasnt smoking frequently then, and i drank lots of water, so im not sure specifically why i passed it.

good luck fighting the war on drugs kids. oh, and too much water... it can kill you.

[chongkey]

Hi. I just took a urine test at 2pm today. My employer did not inform us that the drug test will be today. I'm a regular user, smoking at least one joint a day for the past nine years but I stopped smoking three weeks ago... I drank lots of water before I took the test and urinated two times before giving my urine sample. Do you think I'll pass the test? My employer might fire me.=(

[Swifty76]

Well I passed my urine analysis the second time around, I drank 4 gatorades and a glass of water the night before. when I woke up for my test I had to drive 45 minutes on my motorcycle with a full bladder. It was so close I was surprised I didn't piss my pants. Only problem that I saw was the fact that my urine was almost crystal clear. It had a little color in it, I wasn't sure if they were going to accept it. Is there anything I can drink to get the color back in it so they don't get suspicious. Instead of using all the gels and crap just drink gatorade and water, it worked for me.

[snakeskin]

Hi...I just got my second pre employment test results back. Both times I had followed the advice on this thread to drink a lot and try to dilute the urine and both times it tested negative but too dilute. They said I can try one more time on Mon but this is my last chance or I don't get this job. I'm getting sick of this! I have stopped for a while, there was a a little three day binge two weeks ago and before that it had been two months since I smoked. I think I might just be able to pass since it has been a couple of weeks but it is going to look really bad if it is too dilute again. The worst thing is this time they are making me pay for it. LOL I hope I pass! I hope 2 weeks clean will be enough to pass I am slightly overweight but not fat.. This place sends the pee to a lab and they can tell when it is too watery so I am afraid to drink a ton of water beforehand and be too dilute again

[gijoint]

Hello,

I am clean now, just quited smoking and it worked out for me; had several urine tests and they all came clean.... problem is a friend of mine

he's a heavy duty smoker (daily use 2-3 bowls for the last 6 years).. he is unemployed and wants to get a work but he's afraid of the urine tests...

he stopped smoking about 30 to 35 days ago..

When will he be ready for taking a urine test and come negative?

he is tall about 5'9 and skinny

any suggestions?

[RetroviraSound]

5'7", 135 pounds. 7% body fat. Work out daily. Drink lots of water. Pee ALOT on a normal basis without diluting. Been taking a multivitamin for about 6 months, as well as high concentration protein and creatine. Very active, very athletic build for my size.

For the past 2 years I have taken on average one drag (no more than 2) off a bowl of some really fine bud a day. I used to be a much heavier smoker years ago, but usually one hit off a bowl will get me high for a little while, especially with the weed i get.

Anyway, I have an interview thursday around noon. There is a slight possibility I will get tested then, if not I'm 100% sure I will in the next 10-14 days. I have been pounding water, working out, and started drinking some cranberry juice as well.

INCASE I were to get tested thursday. 3 days after I quit completely, do you think i will pass? It should be noted that last week I actually didnt smoke at all. Ive probably smoked three times in the past two weeks.

[spicoli]

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned 'Ready-Clean,' but that shit works.
I've taken it for at least 3 or 4 drug tests, even for my life insurance, and it works. I am a very heavy smoker, too. So check into it. I'm living proof the shit works.

[sherm25]

I have a UA in what will be approx. 16 days since i last smoked. I used to be a chronic smoker but have only smoked one weekend out of the past month. I go to the gym at least 5 times a week and have been pounding the water, takin niacin everyday, and taking cranberry pills. Will i have to dillute to pass? and how accurate are the at home tests compared to lab tests? ( i took one today without dilluting, 7 days since last smoked and failed miserably)

[SHMOOGLYp]

ok...So let me get this straight...

According to capt. murphy, let's say I take my urine test tommorrow(Saturday) at around 3pm...

If I eat a light lunch now(1:15pm) and drink a lg glass of water with the small lunch THEN don't eat ANYTHING until 11am tommorrow(meaning DRINK 4(16oz) gatorades and 2(16oz) glasses of water) I should be fine?

[Lyn420]

I just joined to share my recent experience.. took a pre-employment UA and passed using synthetic urine. I tried a detox drink as well as some detox pills.. those did not work for me at all. I failed 5 home tests so synthetic was the only way to go, in my case.

It really depends on a lot of things and each person is different.. I have been smoking for 10 years now and pretty much toke on a daily basis. I think it is obvious I had to sub..

I start my new job next week and I don't have to quit smoking.. Good luck to everyone!

[stonerswife]

I joined here so I could thank you and post my husband's experience with his urine test. I posted it here Passed urine test :-)

Thank you so much Capt. Murphy and everyone else here. My husband passed his urine test at work.

He didn't pass the home test and ended up having to buy a product because he didn't have enough time to do all the fluids. The test was the next day. Either the fluids worked, the product worked, or they worked together because he passed and is now at work.

BTW he told me that they watched him urinate so he would not have been able to use the fake stuff that I wanted to buy him.

[lonelywanderer]

I have read a lot of threads not only here but on other forums and found that there is really not a lot of helpful information out there. The only thing you can find is really not helpful. I have had to take both supervised and unsupervised drug tests for the probation, the military and jobs. What I have found for myself is that all of the quick detox drinks do not work for me. They may work for you but who knows. One thing that I do know for sure is that if you have an unsupervised drug test for like DOT or a job then Quick Fix 4.0 is the way to go. You can find it all over the net. As long as you follow the instructions on the paper inside to the T you will pass. I have used it more than 10 times and it has always come out perfect. I was a little worried at first but after the first couple times I used it I knew I had found the perfect solution. In fact I ordered some today for a test I have coming up in a couple of weeks!bongsmilie

[demize]

What's up everyone. I have read this entire thread....front to back. All of the advice is appreciated. I have a test tomorrow afternoon before I go back to my job. I quit there, and they hired me back. Anyways, last time I smoked was the 10th (10 days ago). I would normally smoke everyday...2 bowls a day. I'm a 23 year old white boy. I'm about 6 feet tall. The scale reads around 200 lbs. I enjoy sports, but I'm not INCREDIBLY active. I don't lift weights. I don't excersize. The only running I do is from the cops.

With each 32oz Gatorade I drink, I follow it up with about 16-20oz of water. I am also taking something called "Airborne". Anyone ever hear of it? You just drop one of the capsuls (about the size of a bottle cap) into some water and drink up. It doesn't taste too bad...kinda like watered down orange juice. Let me tell you what it has in it...and let me know if you think it's a good idea.

Vitamin A (100% DV*)
Vitamin C (1,670% DV*)
Vitamin E (100% DV*)
Riboflavin (170% DV*)
Zinc (55% DV*)
Manganese (150% DV*)
Along with a proprietary blend of maltodextrin, lonicera, forsythia, schizonopeta, ginger, Chinese Vitex, isatis root, and echinacea.
(*- Daily Value)

Yeah, I don't know what half that shit is, either. But it's gotta be good for you.

The last thing I'm going to do before I go to bed is eat some asparagus. When I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna pound down the Gatorade and water, take another Airborne, and chug a couple Monster's on the way to the clinic. Is there ANYTHING else I can do? I'm not sure if I need to get a detox drink from Walgreen's or anything. I think I am taking a pretty good approach.