how to pass a urine test - Page 11

leapfrog · 03-18-2008, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by yungsmoke

If you're a nurse you'd know it's called "Hydronic Poisoning" And it only happens after high endurance activity followed by high water intake.

you're wrong

alucard-dalv · 03-19-2008, 06:41 AM

Drink Stinger 1 Hour Detox, follow directions. I pulled tubes all afternoon Sat. and passed urine test on Mon., and it was a Haze/Diesel. Stinger only cost me $22.00. All the just drink water advice is just bad advice. You will not pass without help from a detox drink. I was actually going to join the Army in 2002, the recruiter said to quit for a week and drink a gallon of tea before the physical, I did and I still had "disqualifying amount" of THC. Dilution does not work on its own, anyone who says or thinks so is a fool, I know from experience. The whole thing about synthetic, or using someone else's urine sounded like a hassle to me, so I got the detox, drank it and oh my God it worked. Don't make things harder than they are just get the drink.

alucard-dalv · 03-19-2008, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by Capt. Murphy

again, let me reiterate; THERE IS NO PILL/DRINK/CHANT/ADDITIVE THAT WILL MAGICALLY MAKE YOU PASS A DRUG TEST. ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES LIQUIDS LIKE WATER AND GATORAIDE ARE A WASTE OF YOUR MONEY.

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you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.

Sorry fella, but you're a fountain of misinformation. It may not be magic, it's probably biology and detox drinks work.

alucard-dalv · 03-19-2008, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by leapfrog

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!! drinking 2 gallons of water in 24 hrs is a real good way to kill yourself. it's called hydronic poisoning. all the nutrients and vitamins and the stuff that makes you live gets flushed out of your body. idiot.

And it drowns your brain

leapfrog · 03-19-2008, 04:51 PM

and to further what i said, i smoked less than 48 hours ago, drank a detox drink this morning along with two bottles of water and a sobe nofear and passed my piss test. :P

bluntsallday4ev · 03-19-2008, 06:38 PM

ok so look i have a drug test (rurine test) for pot in about a week or 2 now ive been a heavy smoker for about 3 years now almost every day about at least a gram a day and im talking some fire ass chronic no joke so ive been grounded for about a month now since feb 20th get off tomorow march 20th been smoking almost every friday i.e 2/22, 2/29 skipped 3/7 and smoked on 3/14 and about 1 blunt of some crazy droon those fridays what should i do to pass my piss test i dont get watched or anything i have ability so sneak in someone elses piss but im kinda skeptic should i use leg warmers or whatever to warm up the piss or should i just drink alot of water and gatorade or should i go out and buy some detox shit?!
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stoner in need of help here!
any info wuld be much appreciated

p.s if i dont have leg warmers or anything couldnt i just put some hot water in the cup?

leapfrog · 03-19-2008, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by bluntsallday4ev

ok so look i have a drug test (rurine test) for pot in about a week or 2 now ive been a heavy smoker for about 3 years now almost every day about at least a gram a day and im talking some fire ass chronic no joke so ive been grounded for about a month now since feb 20th get off tomorow march 20th been smoking almost every friday i.e 2/22, 2/29 skipped 3/7 and smoked on 3/14 and about 1 blunt of some crazy droon those fridays what should i do to pass my piss test i dont get watched or anything i have ability so sneak in someone elses piss but im kinda skeptic should i use leg warmers or whatever to warm up the piss or should i just drink alot of water and gatorade or should i go out and buy some detox shit?!
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stoner in need of help here!
any info wuld be much appreciated

p.s if i dont have leg warmers or anything couldnt i just put some hot water in the cup?

you could get a detox drink, they work. or, you could just drink a lot of water, but not too much, and drink a couple energy drinks high in creatine. when i took mine today i drank a detox drink and two 16oz bottles of water and a sobe nofear and i passed.

rippedgrom14 · 03-20-2008, 01:18 PM

i smoked 5 blunts on saturday and had 4 hits of a bubbler on sunday....its now 11 days later. do you think i'll pass i'm 5'5 115 pounds.....i have been drinking water and i lift weights daily

leapfrog · 03-20-2008, 01:38 PM

well, it's been 11 days, thc levels start to go down after about a week. i'd still recommend the whole water/energy drink thing. you just want to make sure your pee isn't completely clear when you go to go pee.

the only sure fire way to pass a piss test is to not smoke. it all depends on your fat ratio. someone with no fat on their body could go in the day after they smoke and pass, however, someone that goes in that has, say, a 20% body fat ratio, would most likely not pass for a couple months.

rippedgrom14 · 03-20-2008, 03:24 PM

^^^^^ yea i did that i just took the test about 20 minutes ago i think i'll be ok my piss was like neon yellow but they didn't say anything but i'll let you know if i passed when i get it back

bluntsallday4ev · 03-22-2008, 11:00 AM

ok so leapfrog say i have a test at like idunno 8 in the morning should i wake up at like 6 drink te detox drink then chug some water and then drink the energy drinks all in one sitting?
and do u reccomend any certain energy drinks for the creatiin or whatever and
what detox drink shud i get
sorry i no im a noob at this but ive never really got tested and plus i smoked the yesterday n the day b4 that n i got a week or 2 to go soi shud be good rite?!

flyingpinklama · 03-23-2008, 10:41 PM

WowZA okay so i just read all 10 pages and so many people really are just dumb asses... but either way there are some really good tips in here. ALSO remember it takes 40oz of water/liquid to piss that may help some of you out instead of just guessing by gallons haha so just make sure after piss to just keep refilling that little bladder of yours. And to the contrary of most belief azo has worked for me many of times now. One time i did use it but it came back slightly positive and they sent it in for further analysis and it came back clean, i don't know if i had God on my side or what but meh. Either way water is always a good route along with gatorade, sodas, or energy drinks. It does have to do with weight, metabolism and all that jazz, but whateve. Oh and surprisingly enough, the detoxing foot pads really do work, they also make you feel really good after the 2nd day, it cleans all sorts of shit out of your system. BUT I wouldn't suggest them on short notice, 5-6 days at least. Just use them each night for 4 days, and drink plenty of fluids. Either way, take my advice of piss on it i don't give a shit. Happy drug testing to you all!

reames · 03-24-2008, 09:20 PM

well the last time i had to test for a job i just quit for about a week and a half, drank about a gallon and a half (maybe) of water for a few days before and just drank a lot of water and took a multivitamin. the vitamin helps replace the water soluable vitamins that come out in your piss.

that is essentially what those drinks do, they also have creatine which helps clean out your system.

in addition, a good b vitamin complex is a good thing to take for a week before (or just a couple multivitamins a day) this helps because one of the effects of b vitamins (b 12 and 6 more specifically) is that they boost your metabolism, and also give you energy (this is mainly what is in those five hour energy's as well)

cranberry juice has a good concentration of natural antioxidants, but i cant really attest to its sucess, but i think the original dilution advice is great, but dont diss the b vitamins, they can help burn some of it out if used pre-emptively

000000000 · 03-26-2008, 01:53 PM

just went in and passed my test.

i wanted to respond to this thread and thank captain murphy for his method. i drank 128 oz's of gatorade and 32 oz's of water in the five hours prior to the u.a.

during the first hour i drank 48 oz's of gatorade and 16 oz's of water.

for the next four hours i sipped on the remaining 80 oz's of gatorade and 16 oz's of water.

i know this wasnt exactly how he did it since i ended up drinking four times as much gatorade as water, but it worked. (i thought it made the piss look a little more realistic) also i ended up skipping dinner the night before the test. so in total i went about 26 hours with no food. it should be noted that im slightly overweight, fairly active, and i only quit smoking for a week prior. i smoked frequently, and it was potent. also the test was just one of those three dollar ones so be careful if your's is gonna be sent to the piss scientists.

my first test (i passed it too) was sent to the lab. i smoked a week before it. i wasnt smoking frequently then, and i drank lots of water, so im not sure specifically why i passed it.

good luck fighting the war on drugs kids. oh, and too much water... it can kill you.

BLCMJN · 03-28-2008, 05:49 PM

Idavisa, thank you so much for all this information. I have been freaking out since learning I have to take a hair test before I start my job...and every other site I've visited says there is absolutely NO way to pass the test! My hair is about shoulder length, and I am really worried that the clorox and hydrogen peroxide will completely kill it. Has this been the case with any of your friends with longer hair? I am female so there is no way I can cut my hair to 1 inch...unfortunately ! I am so worried about failing this test I am willing to try anything...I can't lose my job! Please let me know if you have heard of anyone having severe damage to their hair because of this process...and thank you again for all your help!!!!!!

chongkey · 03-29-2008, 09:02 AM

Hi. I just took a urine test at 2pm today. My employer did not inform us that the drug test will be today. I'm a regular user, smoking at least one joint a day for the past nine years but I stopped smoking three weeks ago... I drank lots of water before I took the test and urinated two times before giving my urine sample. Do you think I'll pass the test? My employer might fire me.=(

Swifty76 · 03-29-2008, 03:20 PM

Well I passed my urine analysis the second time around, I drank 4 gatorades and a glass of water the night before. when I woke up for my test I had to drive 45 minutes on my motorcycle with a full bladder. It was so close I was surprised I didn't piss my pants. Only problem that I saw was the fact that my urine was almost crystal clear. It had a little color in it, I wasn't sure if they were going to accept it. Is there anything I can drink to get the color back in it so they don't get suspicious. Instead of using all the gels and crap just drink gatorade and water, it worked for me.

snakeskin · 03-29-2008, 07:27 PM

Hi...I just got my second pre employment test results back. Both times I had followed the advice on this thread to drink a lot and try to dilute the urine and both times it tested negative but too dilute. They said I can try one more time on Mon but this is my last chance or I don't get this job. I'm getting sick of this! I have stopped for a while, there was a a little three day binge two weeks ago and before that it had been two months since I smoked. I think I might just be able to pass since it has been a couple of weeks but it is going to look really bad if it is too dilute again. The worst thing is this time they are making me pay for it. LOL I hope I pass! I hope 2 weeks clean will be enough to pass I am slightly overweight but not fat.. This place sends the pee to a lab and they can tell when it is too watery so I am afraid to drink a ton of water beforehand and be too dilute again

Smoke Break · 03-30-2008, 08:47 PM

Is this like those piss testing products where you have to do it a certain amount of time before the test? Or can you do it whenever and be clean after that?

gijoint · 03-31-2008, 05:07 PM

Hello,

I am clean now, just quited smoking and it worked out for me; had several urine tests and they all came clean.... problem is a friend of mine

he's a heavy duty smoker (daily use 2-3 bowls for the last 6 years).. he is unemployed and wants to get a work but he's afraid of the urine tests...

he stopped smoking about 30 to 35 days ago..

When will he be ready for taking a urine test and come negative?

he is tall about 5'9 and skinny

any suggestions?