how to pass a urine test

[ldavisa]

So if I get a call tomorrow with a date for a hair test (say Friday)... when is it best to do this? Does it have to be Friday right before the test?

From my experience in doing this 2 times I would suggest to do all of it the day of testing; 3 hours before should suffice.

Only things that I would recommend doing prior to the day of testing would be to:

1) Shave down hair with a clippers to 1/8 inch (everywhere you have hair) with the exception of your head hair.

2) If you choose to have your hair colored as I did, which is also mentioned in the method, you can have done anytime prior to testing-and if you have shorter hair; try to get hair cut slightly below the 1.5 inches (90 days); perhaps cut it around to 1.0 to 1.2 inches if possible.

3) Start shampooing your hair with an "aloe" shampoo as soon as you can; the more times washed the better. I would even say to go as far as to try and find some pure "aloe extract" and add it into the aloe shampoo if possible.

Hope this answers your questions.

[Smoke Break]

Awesome. I've been clean for a month so far, and think the test will be coming this month. I've started using aloe shampoo and plan on using this method JUST TO BE SURE with the test. I'll let you know how it goes.

[zwank]

Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?

[sonnyday]

Hey, nothing yet on my hair test. I did the vinegar thing once, but with the aloe rid for a few days and those other products that I got online. Zydot and Ultra Cleanse. Like you said, nothin I can do now, but sit back chill and wait. The other parties attorney wrote a big letter wanting the results, but they wrote back to her and said no, go to the court for it. The company also said that although it may cvome up positive for certain things they can only get the level, not the frequency or last time used. oh well hoping for clean, but maybe low levels..........Puff , Puff, Give

[s0meone]

The test that I mailed in on my own came back negative, so that's a relief. I will also post the results from the official test administered by the agency that does it for my job.

[stonerswife]

I joined here so I could thank you and post my husband's experience with his urine test. I posted it here Passed urine test :-)

Thank you so much Capt. Murphy and everyone else here. My husband passed his urine test at work.

He didn't pass the home test and ended up having to buy a product because he didn't have enough time to do all the fluids. The test was the next day. Either the fluids worked, the product worked, or they worked together because he passed and is now at work.

BTW he told me that they watched him urinate so he would not have been able to use the fake stuff that I wanted to buy him.

[lonelywanderer]

I have read a lot of threads not only here but on other forums and found that there is really not a lot of helpful information out there. The only thing you can find is really not helpful. I have had to take both supervised and unsupervised drug tests for the probation, the military and jobs. What I have found for myself is that all of the quick detox drinks do not work for me. They may work for you but who knows. One thing that I do know for sure is that if you have an unsupervised drug test for like DOT or a job then Quick Fix 4.0 is the way to go. You can find it all over the net. As long as you follow the instructions on the paper inside to the T you will pass. I have used it more than 10 times and it has always come out perfect. I was a little worried at first but after the first couple times I used it I knew I had found the perfect solution. In fact I ordered some today for a test I have coming up in a couple of weeks!bongsmilie

[ldavisa]

Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?

This method is intended for people exactly in your situation zwank; that is, with very little time to prepare. It doesn't matter when you used last; if the week before or 75 days prior to testing. That being said, if you followed the method (focusing primarily on the shampoo mixture of Hydrogen Peroxide, Bleach and Aloe Shampoo & the conditioner part) then I feel you should be OK. The mixture will STRIP the drug metabolites permanently from you hair and the conditioner you leave in will help in corrupting in the testing process. I am assuming you were not able to purchase and use any detox shampoo or color your hair but you did everything I would have done on such short notice (shave body hair down on body, and use the mix shampoo method). I really think you will be ok here.

Post back and let us know if you did end up taking the test and let me know what you actually did to prepare; then I can give you a little more feedback. But from what you posted its looks as if you should be good to go

Hey, nothing yet on my hair test. I did the vinegar thing once, but with the aloe rid for a few days and those other products that I got online. Zydot and Ultra Cleanse. Like you said, nothin I can do now, but sit back chill and wait. The other parties attorney wrote a big letter wanting the results, but they wrote back to her and said no, go to the court for it. The company also said that although it may cvome up positive for certain things they can only get the level, not the frequency or last time used. oh well hoping for clean, but maybe low levels..........Puff , Puff, Give

I hope everything works for you pal; looks like a viable/suitable alternative to my method. I wish I could give you more feedback-however I am unfamilair with the vinegar method; but if it works then mo power to ya pal!

Post back when you get your results.

The test that I mailed in on my own came back negative, so that's a relief. I will also post the results from the official test administered by the agency that does it for my job.

Well now this a good sign friend; this should ease your mind that this method works, as stated I have not yet heard of anyone using the method described in this thread and NOT passing. The home test you took in which you used this method and passed should at least for now give you reassurance on the validity of this method and provide sound testimony that this method works-no matter your level of drug use with any and/or all drugs. Since you also used another method (vinegar) with my method it would impossible to to know what method provided the best results. But from the above post; we should have an answer to that shortly as sonnyday only used the vinegar method and should have results back shortly. We then can determine if the vinegar method works as good as using only the method described in this thread.

However, this method still stands at an astounding 100% success rate (currently 25 out 25 users who followed the method mentioned in the original post have passed negative in all panels regardless of level of usage (this data taken from PM's to me on several different sites including this one)).

I wish you luck on your 2nd test; Good Luck and post back with results!

[demize]

What's up everyone. I have read this entire thread....front to back. All of the advice is appreciated. I have a test tomorrow afternoon before I go back to my job. I quit there, and they hired me back. Anyways, last time I smoked was the 10th (10 days ago). I would normally smoke everyday...2 bowls a day. I'm a 23 year old white boy. I'm about 6 feet tall. The scale reads around 200 lbs. I enjoy sports, but I'm not INCREDIBLY active. I don't lift weights. I don't excersize. The only running I do is from the cops.

With each 32oz Gatorade I drink, I follow it up with about 16-20oz of water. I am also taking something called "Airborne". Anyone ever hear of it? You just drop one of the capsuls (about the size of a bottle cap) into some water and drink up. It doesn't taste too bad...kinda like watered down orange juice. Let me tell you what it has in it...and let me know if you think it's a good idea.

Vitamin A (100% DV*)
Vitamin C (1,670% DV*)
Vitamin E (100% DV*)
Riboflavin (170% DV*)
Zinc (55% DV*)
Manganese (150% DV*)
Along with a proprietary blend of maltodextrin, lonicera, forsythia, schizonopeta, ginger, Chinese Vitex, isatis root, and echinacea.
(*- Daily Value)

Yeah, I don't know what half that shit is, either. But it's gotta be good for you.

The last thing I'm going to do before I go to bed is eat some asparagus. When I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna pound down the Gatorade and water, take another Airborne, and chug a couple Monster's on the way to the clinic. Is there ANYTHING else I can do? I'm not sure if I need to get a detox drink from Walgreen's or anything. I think I am taking a pretty good approach.

[s0meone]

...The home test you took ...

Just to be clear, this was not just a home test kit, but a test that I sent in to Quest diagnostics and got the results back through an MD.

[ldavisa]

Well I'll be damned; nice one. I'd say that you are in the clear than m8! Do exactly what you did-you should have no problem passing.

Congratulations as Quest does the same type of test procedure as Physmedics. You should be fine.

Glad to hear this...you should have a ton of relief now as well!

Post back with 2nd test results!

[thedudeabides]

just signed up to let some of you know what i did to hopefully pass test. Failed a random at work and had to join the EAP program to keep job. Mind you I have been suspended w/o pay until I can pass clean. Got notice 25 of March and continued burning trend. the followoing monday I met with some counselor who thought that since I have been smoking for so long and almost everyday, that it would be impossible to clean up on my own. She recommended to my EAP that I join a group(similar to PTI). OMFG. I made two mistakes early. The first being that I should have used QF 4.0 on the first go round. 2nd, never spill too much info to these people. Act like it was a simple mistake. That is how my employer handled it, but they use another company to directly handle all benefits, PTO, drug free workplace,etc. It was out of their immediate hands. I did get clean au natural in just less than 14 days and passed random test on 3rd week of group/class. Yeah, they test too. I drank a ton of water after they told me, and the test showed 2 very distinct lines, so I knew I was good. My next hope was that EAP would let me go back to work based on that test. No go. Had to go back to Labcorp for protocol. I then got nervous that I may not pass LC test b/c I felt the one I just passed my be too diluted for their standards. I may be wrong, but I do believe their (LC) tests have more integrity. Not sure home tests pick up creatine levels, level of gravity and Ph. and things that make dilution(?sp). That is when I started doing more research on these sites and seems that for unsupervised test, QF4.0 is the way to go. Got it overnighted, studied it, practiced it, became it. Now I only hope results backup my new beliefs. Will let u know.

better yet ,do not apply to businesses (for employment) who drug test.


works for me every time.




And................. I have no idea what most of the abbreviations you used meant ,rendering your post meaningless for the most part.
What I gleened from it.......
You work for someone who does not trust you.You proved them right in their mistrust. Now you believe you've fooled them. What do you want...

congratulations..?

[thedudeabides]

I PASSED! Heading back to work now!

Hey Roach...you are a douche, a complete ass clown. It is obvious that with 4807 posts, you type more than you read. And businesses that don't test, usually don't pay squat. I wanted to keep my kush job. And the business does not distrust just me, but everybody. That is why it is a random. You see businesses do these tests to protect themselves from scum like you who likely make fraudlent workers comp claims and insurance claims. Now, what do you want.....effin loser.

[s0meone]

Title says it all. I went in for my test required by my job this past Wednesday. I was a casual smoker, smoking about once a week to once every two weeks. I stopped as soon as I knew that I had to take a test which was about 1 month in advance.

Here is the exact method I followed the day of the test:

10AM: soaked my hair in vinegar for 20 minutes followed by scrubbing it with the astringent by Clean and Clear for 5 minutes. this was followed by washing my hair with tide for another 5 minutes. Washed it all off with Aloe Rid gentle clarifying Shampoo followed by the deep clarifying solution.

Noon: Began the method mentioned in this thread. Mixed bleach with hydrogen peroxide and an aloe shampoo. Did three 5 minute sessions, one immediately after the other. After that was done I used a single stage detox shampoo called "clean Screen". I purchased it from 1stopdetox.com Immediately after that I used a two stage detox shampoo that i purchased from testclear.com called "clear Choice". The label on these shampoos tell you not to use any other hair care products after their use. They tell you to not even blow dry your hair. Despite their recommendation I then applied some condition that I did not wash out. As soon as my hair was dry, I headed to the testing facility.

I hope this helps someone out in the future!! Best of luck

[peterxx]

I am going in us this summer and i am woried that i might have a HAIR drug test. For last time i have smoked weed on 13th or March before that 20th February... in fact january and decenber were the mounths when i smoked 3 times a week... But now i am clear from 44 days and if we add the days left to my work starts the days will be near 70(72-73).. I am 180lbs and 6.1 high, i have low body fat and i am drinking alot of water and vitamine c, i am sporting(sweating) and i am going to sauna(not often)... Can you tell me what can i do on the days left to clear my body from the toxins? P.s. i have bought ZYDOT ultra clean shampoo... Thx guyz...


If this will help you i will be a landscaper in MA (if someone wokred or work there he can tell me are there hair drug test). Once again Thank you...

[snakeskin]

Hi again, it's been a while since my last post on this thread. Updating to say I ended up being dilute again (for the 3d time) and I didn't get the job. I was offered to go retake it but I had enough and told them I found something else... So after this dissapointing turn of events after I had stayed clean for a month I collected some of my own pee on 4/19 and have it stored in the freezer. After this was done I celebrated 4/20 in the usual way.
Does frozen really work? How do you thaw it out, do you have to filter it? What do you put it in to go take the test? I am thinking of ordering some synthetic for back up. I know I'll have to get tested again sooner or later every job here seems to do it.
I am just pissed I kept coming up dilute. Are there just differences in how strict these labs are? It seems that much gatorade would make it dilute too.

[phatkat]

Hey everyone, I have a quick question regarding the definition of "heavy pot smoking".

I realize that smoking 2-4 times a day is considered habitual, but my question is..if you smoke 3-5 times a day for 3-4 days of the week and then smoke nothing for 3 days of the week..every week..does this pattern of usage make any difference in how long THC will remain in the body? I can only assume that if you smoke 2-4 times every day of the week, it will remain in the fat cells longer, but when I am searching sites that define "low" "medium" and "high" drug usage, I am not completely sure where to categorize myself.

Any thoughts are appreciated, thanks.

[EMG831]

i fucked up i have done meth about 5 or six times in the last month i dont know when i have my test but its for cps and im pretty scared right now i need to know will this work the whole clorox thing and aloe shampoo with the hydro peroxide please some one re assure me

[ozone]

Lots of people shave all their hair, why not just shave all my hair... fuck em!!!

bongsmilie