how to pass a urine test - Page 2

..gzagenius · 02-10-2005, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GEARBANGER

What about niacin?

what about it?? i suggest the search options, trust me , ive read every thread in this forum, yes the whole 30 some odd pages...and its been covered many times

GEARBANGER · 02-22-2005, 05:34 AM

..gzagenius · 03-08-2005, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GEARBANGER

Thx.

no problemo mang..

**Bud Head** · 03-16-2005, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ellis D.

*works* and a bump.

I also, for marijuana at a minimum, like to add a 48 hour rule on top of this, as I know when my tests are scheduled, and my use is relatively infrequent.

Surprisingly, today I even passed for amphetamines, to which I am prescribed. However, my piss was water clear, the testers will know something is up, expect them to comment.

Good post jesuit.

I'll add some help to this... Just before you go for a test, drink some kind of cola. This will help in putting color back into your piss..

Excellent thread and post..

..gzagenius · 03-16-2005, 11:07 PM

word? didnt know that man, will do

UserName1 · 04-19-2005, 02:11 PM

does bleach work for at home urine tests? any info on bleach would be appreciated...cuz i wanna start

soon w/o worrying about passing these silly things.

..gzagenius · 04-19-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by UserName1

does bleach work for at home urine tests? any info on bleach would be appreciated...cuz i wanna start

soon w/o worrying about passing these silly things.

.

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/search.php?searchid=386712

poopinastick · 04-21-2005, 10:51 PM

ok so i passed a drug test but i think it was luck, dunno why but i think so cause i prayed to god. so i was thinkin i can get my straight edged friend to piss in a bottle and i can keep it next drug test so i was just wondering if i can just make it warm by puttin a lil bit of warm water in. i dont think my parents would see if its doluted they dont kno shita bou this. so yea. would it work? or would the test see its doluted? lol and yea im paranoid cause if i fail they will send me to millitary school.

txgreen · 04-26-2005, 11:58 AM

Okay, only smoked 2x's in a month the last time bout 2 wks ago at least, but I did some meth like 48 hrs ago and I take a test in about 2 hours! GOt the omni shit and been drinking plenty of water but I heard there's no covering meth?????? I'm a little worried cause I REALLY need this job. I got a home test just to be sure b4 I go. If that comes out good, is it a sure thing their's will? I'm bout 200 lbs and thought bout telling them i'm dieting...drinking lots of water and taking diet pills? PLEASE let me know what ya think???!!!

..gzagenius · 04-26-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by txgreen

Okay, only smoked 2x's in a month the last time bout 2 wks ago at least, but I did some meth like 48 hrs ago and I take a test in about 2 hours! GOt the omni shit and been drinking plenty of water but I heard there's no covering meth?????? I'm a little worried cause I REALLY need this job. I got a home test just to be sure b4 I go. If that comes out good, is it a sure thing their's will? I'm bout 200 lbs and thought bout telling them i'm dieting...drinking lots of water and taking diet pills? PLEASE let me know what ya think???!!!

meth sposedly gets out in 72 hours...so with a good dilution id go so far as to say your safe, but

they could pop you for too diluted

abcd · 04-28-2005, 03:04 PM

if you quit smoking weed for 2 weeks, is that enough time to have your system clean?

somedays I don't smoke, some I do, and if I do it's a bowl or 2 in the afternoon depending on if it's regular weed or not and if I have time, a bowl or 2 at night from a bong. sometimes it's hydro.

and in your post which size gatorade bottles are you talking about? those 16 oz.? how about if you drink a gallon of gatorade would that work or too much? it would be cheaper to get the gallon bottle than 3 or 4 individual bottles.

also, i'm thinking of having myself tested at one of these local drug testing centers here before my actual test so i'll know if I'm clean or if i'm detoxing myself correctly, but do they check to see if you're on probation or anything like that? reason is, the first place I talked to she was asking "what do you want to test", "it's $35 for 1" and "$75 for more than 1", and then I asked how much for a "5-panel" and she started asking, "what is this for?", I just told her it was for myself, and she asked same thing a couple times and said, "this isn't for probation or anything like that is it?", I said, no it's just for me and she said ok. but I think i'm going to try a different place, and not mention anything about a 5 panel test i'll just tell them I need to test myself for everything my parents require it for me if I want to stay at their home. only problem I'm wondering is that if they run drivers license and do a background check they can find out if i'm on probation.

so I was thinking of trying one of these home tests at: www.meditests.com
a 5-panel only costs about $5.00 but are these home tests accurate?

and on drug-testing subject I've heard drinking lotsa iced tea on days before your tests is good too, because tea/coffee has some kind of durative (don't remember exact name) that makes you piss more than usual.

Also heard that you should be eating meat or taking creatine, one of the ways they also find out if your piss is too diluted from water is not just visually, drinking lotsa water lowers your creatine levels and they check for that. I'm guessing the gatorade might take care of that since I wouldn't be drinking lotsa water, and gatorade probably has all kinds of vitamins.

i have to say i haven't tried the above methods just read about them on the net

kcaz · 04-29-2005, 09:35 AM

If you need to carry some urine, use an empty cigar tube, like one of the plastic ones. Then just tape it to your leg.

triggerhappy42 · 05-20-2005, 12:54 PM

ive smoked pretty much every day for maybe the last 5 or 6 months. im gonna apply for a bitching job at a mortuary next month and i need it because ill be making tons of cash. anyway, using your tecnique, how long should i be clean before i take it. and if anyone has any experience with those detox kits lemme know.

abcd · 05-20-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by triggerhappy42

ive smoked pretty much every day for maybe the last 5 or 6 months. im gonna apply for a bitching job at a mortuary next month and i need it because ill be making tons of cash. anyway, using your tecnique, how long should i be clean before i take it. and if anyone has any experience with those detox kits lemme know.

what are you going to be doing there? do you have to have prior experience?

triggerhappy42 · 05-20-2005, 05:25 PM

naw, the guys son works there so id be washing cars and doing random easy shit for great pay. what difference does it make?

abcd · 05-20-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by triggerhappy42

naw, the guys son works there so id be washing cars and doing random easy shit for great pay. what difference does it make?

no, I was wondering if would be able to work at one since you said it had great pay, so i was wondering what you were doing and if you have to have prior experience.

triggerhappy42 · 05-20-2005, 10:11 PM

oh, i dunno, i wouldnt use it as an example of typical mortuary work, more as rich son and friends slacking and getting paid for it.

triggerhappy42 · 05-20-2005, 10:12 PM

i just read on erowid that after prolonged habitual use thc can be detected in the wizz after up to 12 weeks, is this shit true?!?!?!

Hooter · 05-21-2005, 02:36 PM

someone said something about bleach . . . my b/f tried it awhile back and it worked for him, but it makes you hella sick. and water tastes funny for a long time afterwards. he did it about a week before his test, no idea how close to the time of the test you can come though.

i just drank a ton of water and soda for about 4 hours before the test, i was pissing like crazy, but my test came out negative.

superstoner420 · 06-06-2005, 07:42 PM

I drank bleach one tiome in order to pass a test one time. Too bad it didn't work. I drank the bleach four hours before the test. Nedless to say I got sick and everything tasted like bleach. its sucked ball and I will never drink bleach again.

04-21-2005, 10:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
poopinastick YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	piss warming ok so i passed a drug test but i think it was luck, dunno why but i think so cause i prayed to god. so i was thinkin i can get my straight edged friend to piss in a bottle and i can keep it next drug test so i was just wondering if i can just make it warm by puttin a lil bit of warm water in. i dont think my parents would see if its doluted they dont kno shita bou this. so yea. would it work? or would the test see its doluted? lol and yea im paranoid cause if i fail they will send me to millitary school.

04-26-2005, 11:58 AM	#29 (permalink)
txgreen YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do ya think??? Okay, only smoked 2x's in a month the last time bout 2 wks ago at least, but I did some meth like 48 hrs ago and I take a test in about 2 hours! GOt the omni shit and been drinking plenty of water but I heard there's no covering meth?????? I'm a little worried cause I REALLY need this job. I got a home test just to be sure b4 I go. If that comes out good, is it a sure thing their's will? I'm bout 200 lbs and thought bout telling them i'm dieting...drinking lots of water and taking diet pills? PLEASE let me know what ya think???!!!

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superstoner420 Just Left of the Right Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I drank bleach one tiome in order to pass a test one time. Too bad it didn't work. I drank the bleach four hours before the test. Nedless to say I got sick and everything tasted like bleach. its sucked ball and I will never drink bleach again. __________________ What is gonna happen to me when I die? Heaven won't let me in and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

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GEARBANGER YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thx.

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UserName1 YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	does bleach work for at home urine tests? any info on bleach would be appreciated...cuz i wanna start soon w/o worrying about passing these silly things.

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abcd YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 263 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	if you quit smoking weed for 2 weeks, is that enough time to have your system clean? somedays I don't smoke, some I do, and if I do it's a bowl or 2 in the afternoon depending on if it's regular weed or not and if I have time, a bowl or 2 at night from a bong. sometimes it's hydro. and in your post which size gatorade bottles are you talking about? those 16 oz.? how about if you drink a gallon of gatorade would that work or too much? it would be cheaper to get the gallon bottle than 3 or 4 individual bottles. also, i'm thinking of having myself tested at one of these local drug testing centers here before my actual test so i'll know if I'm clean or if i'm detoxing myself correctly, but do they check to see if you're on probation or anything like that? reason is, the first place I talked to she was asking "what do you want to test", "it's $35 for 1" and "$75 for more than 1", and then I asked how much for a "5-panel" and she started asking, "what is this for?", I just told her it was for myself, and she asked same thing a couple times and said, "this isn't for probation or anything like that is it?", I said, no it's just for me and she said ok. but I think i'm going to try a different place, and not mention anything about a 5 panel test i'll just tell them I need to test myself for everything my parents require it for me if I want to stay at their home. only problem I'm wondering is that if they run drivers license and do a background check they can find out if i'm on probation. so I was thinking of trying one of these home tests at: www.meditests.com a 5-panel only costs about $5.00 but are these home tests accurate? and on drug-testing subject I've heard drinking lotsa iced tea on days before your tests is good too, because tea/coffee has some kind of durative (don't remember exact name) that makes you piss more than usual. Also heard that you should be eating meat or taking creatine, one of the ways they also find out if your piss is too diluted from water is not just visually, drinking lotsa water lowers your creatine levels and they check for that. I'm guessing the gatorade might take care of that since I wouldn't be drinking lotsa water, and gatorade probably has all kinds of vitamins. i have to say i haven't tried the above methods just read about them on the net

04-29-2005, 09:35 AM	#32 (permalink)
kcaz YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: GA Posts: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	If you need to carry some urine, use an empty cigar tube, like one of the plastic ones. Then just tape it to your leg.

05-20-2005, 12:54 PM	#33 (permalink)
triggerhappy42 your mother Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	ive smoked pretty much every day for maybe the last 5 or 6 months. im gonna apply for a bitching job at a mortuary next month and i need it because ill be making tons of cash. anyway, using your tecnique, how long should i be clean before i take it. and if anyone has any experience with those detox kits lemme know.

05-20-2005, 05:25 PM	#35 (permalink)
triggerhappy42 your mother Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	naw, the guys son works there so id be washing cars and doing random easy shit for great pay. what difference does it make?

05-20-2005, 10:11 PM	#37 (permalink)
triggerhappy42 your mother Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oh, i dunno, i wouldnt use it as an example of typical mortuary work, more as rich son and friends slacking and getting paid for it.

05-20-2005, 10:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
triggerhappy42 your mother Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i just read on erowid that after prolonged habitual use thc can be detected in the wizz after up to 12 weeks, is this shit true?!?!?!

05-21-2005, 02:36 PM	#39 (permalink)
Hooter YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,000 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	someone said something about bleach . . . my b/f tried it awhile back and it worked for him, but it makes you hella sick. and water tastes funny for a long time afterwards. he did it about a week before his test, no idea how close to the time of the test you can come though. i just drank a ton of water and soda for about 4 hours before the test, i was pissing like crazy, but my test came out negative.

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