how to pass a urine test - Page 2

superstoner420 · 06-06-2005, 08:42 PM

I drank bleach one tiome in order to pass a test one time. Too bad it didn't work. I drank the bleach four hours before the test. Nedless to say I got sick and everything tasted like bleach. its sucked ball and I will never drink bleach again.

DankMoFo · 06-06-2005, 08:57 PM

Ive looked everywhere for SURE GEl and i havent found any forums about it. I heard some mixed reviews on sure gel and i was wondering if anybody knew some facts about it. Not stories of a friend of a friend who passed their test. Because i heard a lot of people in the military use this method and i need to pass a test for work.

Also, is it true if you use sure gel a few hours before your test they will know your piss has been to diluted.

Comment back.

deftonesdea · 06-12-2005, 01:27 PM

im going to try this method, its sunday, and i smoked yesterday....so...su n, mon, and most of tues i will be clean (tues at 5 pm is my test) i will try this method and HOPE it worx...if not... i need to practice not dropping the soap..i will let u all know what happens

jesus · 07-03-2005, 07:55 PM

thx to whoever made this wonderful old thread of mine sticky...

something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system...

now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system.

now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system...

the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again.

now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean.

now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me...

since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day...

then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above...

you know, i should just edit my first post to include that...

07-04-2005, 07:20 AM

holy crap...so you mean all passing a drug test is....

.....common sense?

nahhhhh brah, herba-kleen420XXX is this drink they make, works everytime. you just stay clean for 2 days before the test, drink the bottle of the stuff they have (about 40oZ) and refill the bottle ten times the day of the test.

again, good thread maing, helped me get out of sooooo much trouble soooo many times.

**~~pappynoodle~~** · 08-01-2005, 12:15 PM

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

Invisible Wardog · 08-01-2005, 12:50 PM

I used a detox drink and a gallon of water in 45 minutes to pass a quick test. The line on the test became progressively darker with each trip to the bathroom (in this case, solid line means negative, no line means positive). Seven urinations later I was told I could pass the real test, but there was a chance they might send it to the lab if the result wasn't clear enough. Lucky for me, I have the choice of waiting.

abcd · 08-01-2005, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by pappynoodle

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

You can find out for yourself, they sell home drug tests online for as low as $2 you can check e-bay as well. Find out which method works for you and go with that.

..gzagenius · 08-22-2005, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by pappynoodle

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

see...what people dont realize is...this/any dilution method doesnt get you clean, it doesnt rid your system of any thc metabolites, it only makes it to whereas you can pass a urine test, hence the title of the thread

you dont have to be clean to pass a UA......only the piss that comes out does

another test this week for me....ill be taking it on my 8th(7 full 24 hour days) day clean or my 9th(8 full days) day clean

alien8ed · 10-14-2005, 06:02 PM

Or you can buy a urine test kit, find a person that will give you their pee, put it in the sample cup, put that in one sock, and heating packs in the other.
And walk in, pour the urine in the sample cup, and break heat packs to heat the urine to >90 degrees and hand them your sample when you come out.

And if you live in California where they look at your penis, buy the whizzinator.

..gzagenius · 10-15-2005, 11:29 PM

^well most people that use this are takin ua's for probation

so they always watch your dick

**~~killthecats~~** · 10-25-2005, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by ..gzagenius

see...what people dont realize is...this/any dilution method doesnt get you clean, it doesnt rid your system of any thc metabolites, it only makes it to whereas you can pass a urine test, hence the title of the thread

you dont have to be clean to pass a UA......only the piss that comes out does

another test this week for me....ill be taking it on my 8th(7 full 24 hour days) day clean or my 9th(8 full days) day clean

did u pass? ive been clean since the 17th. start of day 9 clean here.

i drank like 2 big glasses of water yesterday and a lot of alcohol last night at friends party.

drinking a bottle of water with morning. took a piss already. i even bought a home drug test kit

hope i pass..

..gzagenius · 10-25-2005, 10:31 PM

i passed yea but i was on and off smokin, like smoke for 2 quit for one (weeks) over and over

years on end, 9 or so days might not be enough

good luck

killakali44 · 11-14-2005, 07:35 AM

Alright im tryin ta pass a ua in 3 days i smoke like 10 blunts or more 3 days before an tryin ta find the fastest way to get it out my system without spending money i already drink alot of water and take nison pills that make you burn an drink water with water purification pills but they havent been workin in 3 days and my level is still over 130 im tryin ta be all clean so hit me back an let me know whats up

PhishDude · 11-14-2005, 11:56 AM

quit smoking now if you want to pass.

these will help:
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http://www.erowid.org/experiences/su..._Testing.shtml

russ0r · 11-26-2005, 12:28 PM

from what i see here it seems easy to pass a UA being clean for about a week using this method.. ive seen NO negative posts here saying they failed.. so im going to try it and hope i get this job! thanks for this post, and i hope it works.

edit: i forgot my question, heh. I don't know exactly when my test is going to be, but is it pointless to drink nothing but lots of water while im waiting? i was hoping i could clean myself up as much as i could before the test.

ColtEtish · 11-26-2005, 02:45 PM

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..gzagenius · 11-26-2005, 05:19 PM

the main thing that determines if youll pass is how much you smoked beforehand..

and nobody here knows that, only you do..and like if the weed was good or not and shit...

bismak · 11-27-2005, 11:57 AM

Fuck!! I just found out that I may take a urine-test this week.. I am so fucking nervous I could die..! Last time I smoked was on friday.. And I have no idea when my test is gonna be.. I'm not that kind of a person that smokes every day.. Just one or two days during a week..

I am in so deep trouble if my test turns out positive.. If it turns out positive I may not ever speak or see my girlfriend ever again

And then I could just lie down and die..

But.. If i have understand right.. I have to drink alot of water, eat alot of fruit and exercise??
Is this true?

..gzagenius · 11-27-2005, 02:17 PM

yeah drink alot of water and gatorade the day before and the day of the test yo

chill