how to pass a urine test

[pokeybob]

ya all i smoke on is da chron bro and i just passed one yesterday after only 39 hours clean i flooded my shit prolly pissed 30 times then did one box sure jell with 32 oz water 4 hours before test then again 2 hours before test also at the the two hour mark i drank a ProTox toxin cleanser. Drank two more 20 oz of water and passed for probation. Im 6'3'' and 185 lbs, hope this helps

peace, pot, and microdot
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[Nelsonspride]

has anyone ever tried his method along with fast orange hand degreaser that is used to get chemicals and grease from ur hands.....i just used it in my hair and it burned like a beast...i diluted it a bit with water and put a crap load in my hair. left in for five minutes and i could bearly bear the burn lol...worst then maccujo methods burn it has alot of aloe jojoba oils and other stuff ...heres contents
water,pumice,dipente ne,ethoxylated c11-c16 Alcohol, triethanolamine, Carbomer, Glycerin, dimethyl hydroxymethyl pyrazole, methylchloroisothiaz olinone methylisothiazolinon e, lanolin, aloe barbadensis, jojoba(buxus chinensis) oil, and a few others


here's a link Buy our Fast Orange Hand Cleaner Pumice Lotion, 15 oz. by Permatex

[Nelsonspride]

has anyone ever tried his method along with fast orange hand degreaser that is used to get chemicals and grease from ur hands.....i just used it in my hair and it burned like a beast...i diluted it a bit with water and put a crap load in my hair. left in for five minutes and i could bearly bear the burn lol...worst then maccujo methods burn it has alot of aloe jojoba oils and other stuff ...heres contents
water,pumice,dipente ne,ethoxylated c11-c16 Alcohol, triethanolamine, Carbomer, Glycerin, dimethyl hydroxymethyl pyrazole, methylchloroisothiaz olinone methylisothiazolinon e, lanolin, aloe barbadensis, jojoba(buxus chinensis) oil, and a few others


here's a link Buy our Fast Orange Hand Cleaner Pumice Lotion, 15 oz. by Permatex

its just a thought...anyone think this could work too..i got a d test on tuesday and its saturday so that gives me like 3 days....last time i smoked was like 6 days ago...anyone can help me here

[chachiwayne66]

I failed my first hair test on 022609 thinking it was going to be the normal urine test, well I was mistaken! I take alot of different things, weed, oc's, xanax, domes, etc..... and need to know if this is the real thing or am I wasting my time here, I tested a 29 on some scale that I have no idea how it works and live in Indiana but the hair was sent to Cali. How true of a time line does your hair contain?

[CyllahAnn]

HELLO!

So, I'm sitting here.... Got a Hair test coming up.... I think I got bout a Solid week... Been clean for bout 5 days.. I use WHITE GURL< mind you... Last time I hit "da cabbage" was some time in January... Maybe?! or Feb.. Not sure.. BUT... I have done 2 Mac Methods. and intend to add this one into the mix..

Can't hurt right?


BUT, I can't find anything with Aloe in it, and am not even sure bout' using that considering I could jus' use the T/Sal that I had already purchased... Any thoughts on that... I mean, isn't the allow used to begin repairing the hair?? Not sure..


PLEASE HELP with ANY input or thoughts!

[Headshot]

Ok... I had an interview today at 8:00 am. I walked in the door and there in bold letters was a sign that read: NEW APPLICANT DRUG SCREENING IS MANDATORY. Now I'm a long time smoker and kind bud is ~all~ I smoke. So the potency levels are high (no pun intended). I filled out the appropriate paperwork and afterward was given a slip to take to the testing facility just a mere two miles up the road for a 9:00 am screening. Thinking quickly I said my daughter is sick and my ex-wife who is a nurse is unable to get her from daycare, can you schedule it for a bit later. My new appointment was at 1:00 pm. I drove home, googled "how to beat a urine test" and read all 12 pages of postings here. I went to the local convenience store, bought three 32 oz. bottles of Gatorade (one lemon-lime and two orange). Drank an orange, refilled it with water and drank that too. Drank two cups of coffee. Drank the remaining two Gatorades. I pissed three maybe four times before I hit the road to make it to the testing place. Mind you... I drank all this between 10:00 am and 12:30 am. I walked in, filled out the paperwork being cheerful and polite and waited to be called and man-o-man did I have to piss. I was called back, made a comment about nothing to eat since I left the gym earlier (I do not work out) but a bottle of Gatorade and was given my cup. As directed by Capt. Murphy I began pissing, collected a sample after pissing for a few seconds, set my sample aside and finished pissing. It had a nice pale yellow color and smelled like piss too. Gave my sample to the nurse, finished the paperwork and left. It is now 5:15 pm and 30 minutes ago I got a call from the employer asking me if I can start the day after tomorrow.

Keep in mind again... I'm a daily smoker of high-powered shit. I'm 6' tall and weigh 200 lbs. I'm 40 years old and have been smoking regularly for years, many many years.

My piss looked and smelled right and was the right temperature and I had a little over 3 hours to get prepared. Three 32 oz Gatorades cost me $7.00.

There is NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER of passing a drug test except for long term abstinence. However Capt. Murphy's technique worked for me with only three hours to prepare.

Good luck and be cool.

[petkim]

Does anyone know how long xanax shows up in a hair follicle test?

Thank you

[faded]

all drugs in a hair test show up for 90 days (3months), .5 inch length of hair represents 1 month of drug history.

[faded]

I have a pre-employment drug test that will be scheduled between April 6-10. OMFG I need to beat this thing. The thing that sucks is that I had this job for 5 years then my company got sold to a new corp and now I will get xfered to an outsource IT company that needs me to take a hair drug screening. I smoked one joint 2 weeks ago. Did 2 pills of ectasy on valentine's day. Smoked an 8th of weed to around that week as well. Before that I was clean for 6 months. What a fuggin bummer. Anyhow, I am going to use all the methods I have read in this forum and hope for the best! Pass or Fail I will post my results here later. Wish me luck all!

[gonzo]

I passed using extra strenght head and shoulders 1 to 2 times per day. I do not know how I passed. I smoke 2 to 3 j's per day, I also took a piss test the same day. I passed that with some clean urine I aquired. I was very worried about passing the hair test and almost told my supervisor. Until he told me Everything was good. Thats what happens with luck.

[alaska420green]

i always found if you carry a little bit of laundry detergent in your pocket you can sprinkle a little in the cup you are about to piss in...I have done this with comet cleanser and tide with bleach powder. I passed both times. but you don't want to add a whole lot of else the bleach will be too strong and it will be an invalid sample.

[K]

no body monitors this forum appearently.

lots of bad advice.

and one who was obviously not tested for pot ,but other drugs.


not a good call for a drug testing discussion board.

[alaska420green]

just passing along what has worked for me in the past.
didn't mean to give bad advice but hey it worked for me and the green is the only thing I will do.

[K]

not to worry.

It was meant for the moderators who are obviously NOT doing their jobs.

try this mate.

The Offical How To Pass a DT - Grasscity.com Forums

[alaska420green]

since i'm sick of seeing people asking this question about urine testing, i'm copying this from a previous post i made awhile ago... if a mod would make this sticky it would probably save a lot of repeated posts...

when testing UAs they detect a metabolite which is basically what your body produces while a substance is travelling around your bloodstream. the minimum amount to be considered a positive test is when it is 50+ parts per million. diluting your piss means that in the sample there will be more water and less metabolites. if a test however is too diluted ( i.e. all water no other natural waste material that your kidneys filtered out from your bloodstream ) most will count it as a positive, or at the very least make you retake the test.

in order to get around this, instead of just drinking all water, drink about 33% water and 66% gatoraide. don't take any b vitamins... they don't do shit for your urine gravity except make your piss turn a bright neon yellow... when they see that they will know you were trying to get around it. the day before your test eat a light breakfast and an early lunch, and drink a large glass of water. the next day, try not to eat anything, but if you are really hungry just eat a little something at least 3 hours before your test. about four hours before your test drink like three-four gatoraides (16 oz bottles) and one-two glasses (16 oz = one glass) of water.

when you are taking the test, first piss in the toilet for a couple of seconds, fill the cup, then finish pissing in the toilet. most of the waste material is in the very first stream of piss, and the last little bit. if by chance you actually did dilute the piss too much, just tell them that you run/play sports a lot and easily get dehydrated... drinking that much fluid is normal for you.

again, let me reiterate; THERE IS NO PILL/DRINK/CHANT/ADDITIVE THAT WILL MAGICALLY MAKE YOU PASS A DRUG TEST. ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES LIQUIDS LIKE WATER AND GATORAIDE ARE A WASTE OF YOUR MONEY.

hope this helps.

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something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system...

now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system.

now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system...

the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again.

now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean.

now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me...

since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day...

then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above...

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10-08-07
UPDATE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING READ APPARENTLY

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you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.

also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

and please, don't drink "gallons upon gallons upon gallons" because you can die. if you chose to do so, please see above.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING ENOUGH LIQUID TO DILUTE YOUR PISS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

I was clean for about a month or so then smoked about 4 or 5 bowls a day for 5 days. how many days should it take to clean out of me since i was clean and only smoked a few days? i may have a sales job position and will probably need to take a drug test in a week or so.
at this time I have been clean for 3 days again. thanks for any useful information.

[faded]

Well I submitted my 1/2 inch hair specimen today. Test company is Psymedics. Used Ida's method for 4 days. Bleached my hair blonde then dyed it back dark brown. Used 1 & 1/2oz Selson Blue with Aloe and 1 tablespoon bleach with 1 tablespoon peroxide x 3 per day. That shit burned like hell but whatever works! I also used T-Gel to clean my scalp and head and shoulders to prep before I applied Ida's mixture. Now the waiting begins......good or bad I will keep you all posted.

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[theartfulbadger]

Hi, I'm new here and possibly facing a drug test from my school (I already passed one by going clean for 3 months)

I have had marijuana twice recently (in relatively small amounts), MDMA once a weekend for a month or so, and Ketamine (although this isn't tested for)

Does anyone know about products that can be purchased in the UK for this kind of thing?
What if i can't find V05 with Aloe?
Clorox bleach isn't sold here, what should I use?
Any particular brands of hydrogen peroxide bleach to use?

And is the 'conditioner' referred to in previous posts the zydot conditioner that comes with the 'Ultra Clear' package?


many thanks

[theartfulbadger]

and also, what kind of hydrogen peroxide should i use? i hear they come in different concentrations