how to pass a urine test - Page 26

The_Irishman · 09-20-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bud Head

I'll add some help to this... Just before you go for a test, drink some kind of cola. This will help in putting color back into your piss..

Excellent thread and post..

I plan on just trying the diluting, and drinking a soda before my test. when would the best time be to drink said soda before the test?

Update: Thanks Mafoo, now how much water, and when, should I consume day of?

Mafoo · 09-20-2009, 10:17 PM

15-30 mins before you pee so that the sugar and nutrients and dyes can get into your system

The_Irishman · 09-21-2009, 10:41 PM

And, considering im 6'2" & 170, how much water should i consumer beforehand, and when?

rggeeks · 10-07-2009, 01:26 AM

but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ’sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.

Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.

LoveThatHemp420 · 10-14-2009, 06:19 AM

To naturally clean oneself of pot it takes 14-30 days depending on your usage. I am a lab tech and my profession was collecting drug urine samples. It also depends on (and i hope this is delicate) your weight. THC is attracted to fat, thats why when you bake with it you make "green butter". Its a fat soluble.

Miss_MaryJane · 10-29-2009, 07:11 PM

so, synthetic urine whats your take on that? does it work? is it too risky?

taz20 · 11-07-2009, 05:58 AM

k ive read all these posts and im no better off!!! heres my sitiuation and id appreciate anyone that can help me???
My boyfriend is due to take a pre employment medical test on monday morning at 11oclock, its now 11pm on saturday nite!
the test was short notice and even tho we havent smoked in about two weeks, we dun a self test on him and its in his system...
we have purchased zydot ultimate blend ultimate detox(has anyone used this????)>>> which is a powered drink from our local hempshop that wev been told will work by lots and lots of people if we follow the instructions prior to the test. even tho he hasnt smoked in 2weekd we were smoking fairly heavy every evening up til 2weeks ago?
Our plan at the moment is for him to take a condom in with him filled with his mates piss which is clean and add a little water to correct the temp and also take the detox as instructed.... can anyone help us or give feedback on the product or does anyone know if medical testers will usually watch you piss or search around his boxers. All the research ive done on the product has been success stories but this is for a very very good job opportunity and we wud really appreciate anyones input thanks!!!!!!!!

mzpsjuicy · 11-09-2009, 08:50 AM

I took a urine test last week using the stuff chewable. it work because i got the job. State employment. Urine test and a physical at an lab. Heavy smoker for about 12+ years. Slowed down a couple weeks and completely stopped 24hrs before test. I'm not a drinker and could not keep down any of those liquids products down so I prayed about it, got the chewable and like i said i guess it work. It has creatine, some vitamins, and proteins in it. no stomach cramps or nausea ( im real stomach sensitive). I do recommend them. This will be my way to pass. ordered more to have on hand. they might do saliva. It takes about 24hrs and some brushing, water, whatever........ The chewable, you start the day before with 6 herbal pills and the day of you chew this tablet with 2- 24oz water. I did do some homework so i started (and will countinue)to be on my diet, increase my fluid intake, yet another reason to exercise blah, blah, blah. There are some products that are detectable. do your homework. I paid about $22 including S&H. good reviews about THE STUFF products.