how to pass a urine test

[russ0r]

I am in so deep trouble if my test turns out positive.. If it turns out positive I may not ever speak or see my girlfriend ever again And then I could just lie down and die..

why, is your girlfriend making you take the test because she doesnt want you to smoke pot?

[PipeDreams]

Hahaha!!! A couple weeks ago my sister called me at work and told me to meet her and that she didn't want to say why over the phone. I got there and she told me she wanted to get a job at WalMart and needed me to piss in a cup for her (she knew I'd been on vacation and hadn't had any pot for a long while, even before). My sister is big on speed.

I took the papers (folded so the name couldn't be seen) and the cup to the desk and asked if I needed ID. She said yes so I said I left to get it out of my car... and I never returned.

She got the job at least.

[bismak]

why, is your girlfriend making you take the test because she doesnt want you to smoke pot?

No, but her bestfriends mother just found out that my gf and her daughter had been smoking. So she asked if I was willing to take a test to prove that I never touched anything called
If the test turns out positive she will call my mother, and I suppose I will never ever see my gf again..!

[..gzagenius]

thats wack

[SmokeSomeDoja]

this sucks, i have a 2nd interview for a graphic designing job and they drug test. ive been smoking awesome home grown bud daily up untill last night. the 2nd intervew is this friday then the drug test will most likely be shortly after that, like the same day or on monday. i wish they would understand us 'artists' are creative for certain reasons.

and another thing that sucks is at my last job i was the hardest worker and made the least amount of money. im a daily smoker, i smoked on breaks and everything. i can work fine, if not better under the influence.

thats fucking shitty man, sorry. another tale of oppression in the land of the free.

[woodman4201962]

I smoked the day before i took it and i passed all i did was went to the store and got KNOX GELATINE you can get it by the jello it comes in a small box and inside it is 4 envelopes take 1 envelope in a big class of water mix it real good and drink it 1 hr before the test dont give them your frist one and you will pass I know it worked for me and im a big man. IT DOES WORK . bongsmilie

[killacam420]

hey, i read everything you wrote, im still wondering if ill pass an at home drug test. im drinking a shit load of water, taking vitiams and also 500mg of nician each night. i started this sunday the 12 and im being tested (at home) on the 20. i smoke on average 3-5 times a week. the last time i smoked was this weekend. if u have any info let me no. thanks
smoke weed everyday

[LordCJ]

I smoked the day before i took it and i passed all i did was went to the store and got KNOX GELATINE you can get it by the jello it comes in a small box and inside it is 4 envelopes take 1 envelope in a big class of water mix it real good and drink it 1 hr before the test dont give them your frist one and you will pass I know it worked for me and im a big man. IT DOES WORK . bongsmilie

Where can I buy this Knox Gelatine and for how much?
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bongsmilie

[-Illfaded-]

^i doubt it works. just drink water. same thing, without the jello mix.

[loatarz]

I just took a drug test yesterday and passed without the help of any drink or gelatin. I smoked daily for years and quit for three weeks before my drug test. What people fail to realize that you don't release the most toxins through your piss. You need to change your eating habits for the time being and eat more fiber in your diet. Try and go #2 about twice a day on top of drinking a good ammount of fluids. The day of your test, wake up a bit early and make sure to take a pee right then. Drink at least 20oz of water and then sip on a cup of coffee before your test. You could also go to Walgreens or CVS or anywhere with a pharmacy and they all carry home drug test kits. I bought one just to make sure. It's only $15 dollars for one that only tests for weed. Is your job or girlfriend worth $15? bongsmilie

[schlagdaddy11]

i get tested monday, ive smoked today yesterday and tuesday, i smoked about 2 bowls to myself total. it tests for 20cannibinoids per ml. will i be straight if i take niacin saturday and sunday, exercise and piss monday. it also tests for stuff like niaicin. do i have a chance to pass. diluting is not an option. any help would be appreciated. thanks -colin

I might get drug tested today....


I smoked last night at ohh say 12:30. I'm going to use the Knox Gelatine method. If I do actually have a test, I'll let you all know the outcome.\



edit - if this were to actually work......Revolution ary.

[FatherBud]

The last time I had to test was in 1999. A good friend of mine had his 7 year old son pee in a cup for me a couple of days before my test. I placed the cup in to fridge to preserve the urine so it would not spoil. Now for the way i got around it. In Cali they cannot watch you pee, at least in 1999 they could not view you.

So I used a travel size shampoo bottle (purchase one for .49 cents at Wal-Mart or Target use one that has a screw on cap) poured the pee in it and then put on a Jock-Strap and placed the bottle where the cup should go (wear a nice pair of Dockers, usually fit failry loose in crotch to avoid detection).

This way the urine will warm up to natural body temp (best bet is to do this about an hour before the test to get it to body temp). Needless to say all went well and I passed the test.

One more agenda to take note, if you are going to piss for a new job, make sure you dress very professinal, this will elminate most the suspicion from them, the job I went for was for a Network Tech position and got the job with out a hitch. Also be nice, but not over nice if you know what I mean. make small talk but leave it at that.

My only concern now days , this may not be possible if they are allowed to watch one urinate. Does anyone know of a site where the laws are listed per state? If so that would be nice to post as well.

C-ya
Father Bud

[DrChronic]

if you quit for a month, you will have nothing to worry about.

I had a friend (who was a heavy smoker) that quit for over a month but still failed his test!

[Toker1979]

It all depends on each individual person. If he smoked daily for a long period of time then it's possible a month wasn't long enough. I can pass stopping for a month smoking daily for several months. Mabye that's because my on-going cycle is to smoke for months, then quit for months?

[RJTials]

Hi, im just like everyone else here i wonder if i'll pass my drug test given my current situation. Well i smoked alot about two months ago then stop and just took a hit from a joint 1 month ago(i didn't finish it just one hit and that was all) and havent been smoking since. I drink a lot of water b'cuz I live in tropical country. After reading the posts here it sounds like I hav a fair chance on passing but I'd still like anyone's opinion on my situation. By the way my test is today.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO! (man I've been worrying all night i usually dont smoke for three months before a test but this was unexpected) Damn pre employment drug tests!

by the way I know the thread is called how to pass a urine test but i was wondering if anyone had info on blood tests???

[oldsmoker]

This method has worked for me several times.

Go to the grocery store and look for Sure Gel. Sure Gel is used for making jelly so look in the baking section. Ask if you have to, it took me forever to find it the first time. Make sure that it is SURE GEL brand. The box will be about the size of a Jell-O Box. Buy 4 boxes.

1. The afternoon before start drinking a gallon of water. Drink it slowly so that you can urinate allot that day. You don’t want to be too watered down the day of the test.

2. 6 hours before your test pour 2 boxes of Sure Gel into a 32 oz Gatorade. Lime seems to taste the best with it.

3. 2 hours before your test pour the remaining 2 packages of Sure Gel into another 32oz Gatorade.

I am not a doctor or scientist, so don’t ask me how it works. All I am is a guy who had to pass allot of UA’s through the years and this method has always worked. Keep in mind, my test where scheduled so I did not smoke 2 weeks before.

[..gzagenius]

Keep in mind, my test where scheduled so I did not smoke 2 weeks before.

lolol


thats why you passed, fuck the other shit...

[Nicodareus72]

Hi. I have to take a urine test within' the next 5-7 days. I stopped smoking about 9 days ago (4/20 was the last day that I smoked) when I found out that I'd need to take it for a job. Before then I was a daily smoker (roughly 2-3 bowls a day). I'm 18 years old and roughly 165 lbs. I exercise 3 times a week (cardio and anabolic) and take metabolizing fat burners (stacker 3s) daily. I drink a lot of fluids habitually, nothing outside the norm of my daily routine, and I generally drink water, gatorade, and diet soda. I bought a vial of "Urine Luck" from a head shop down the street (it's a chemical you add to the urine sample and it's supposed to re-align the chemical structure of the THC and make it undetectable) but on the off chance that I'm not able to use it... what are the odds that I'm going to pass this test? Should I even bother?

[Bob1012]

So i got a new job, but they gave me a drug test. I took the test on 4/26, and i took a few drags of a blunt on 4/2 and 4/5 and one hit of a gravity bong on 4/7. So I had been clean for 19 days prior to the test and I don't smoke very much at all, the last time b4 4/2 was a month and the time b4 that was in december, and I had been drinking plenty of water and some cranberry juice, and also for about 5 or 6 days out of the 19 did a nice long 2mileish run and played some bball and exercised. I'm 5ft. 11 inches and weigh 157lbs with a farelly quick metabolism. It was a urine test. Also the night b4 i drank a hell of a lot of water and same the day of the test while taking about 3 pisses b4 the actually test which i took at noon on 4/26 Please help me and let me know what you think and hopefully the news is good so i can calm my nerves so let me know what you think!!!! So yeah it'd be really nice for some responses! Thanks