how to pass a urine test

[sixties_stoner]

I know a 100% effective sure fire way to pass a urine test. Don't smoke. I had to do it for a year to keep from going to jail and it was easy to adjust to. I just got drunk more because they're more than likely NEVER going to catch you for alcohol.

[stonermom122]

Back in 1999, I bought powdered urine and passed my test. This was for employment in AZ, and the lab used was Quest. I don't know if they use the same chemical agents that detect or not, but if they don't, perhaps you should try using powdered urine, at a temperature of 95 degrees, storing it under your armpit or in your crotch.

[ptaylor420]

I think quitting for 3-4 weeks and lots of exercise and fluid will work best!Thc is not water soluble it stays in your fat tissue and is slowly broken down and ekits via your piss!So getting your metabolism going and flushing your bladder and kidneys works good also Fiber laxatives help it redirects the thc away from the kidneys and into the colon,plus fiber will make you feel 10 pounds lighter,trust me!Whatever you do dont try synthetic urine espeacially DrGreens!The labs pretest urine now for gravity and creatine,I used it and the lab called and said they found only .5mg of creatine when normal piss has about 2mg or more,dont believe these guarantees of 200% these companys know it is your projected employers or probation officers choice to send you results and this is required for a refund!They are scammin all of us!Those Bastards!

[ptaylor420]

Back in 1999, I bought powdered urine and passed my test. This was for employment in AZ, and the lab used was Quest. I don't know if they use the same chemical agents that detect or not, but if they don't, perhaps you should try using powdered urine, at a temperature of 95 degrees, storing it under your armpit or in your crotch.

Quest now pretests samples for creatine levels of 2 mg or higher alot of synthetics/powders dont even have enough I know because my test was not completed due to the pretest only showing.5mg so they wouldnt do the real test,the synthetic I used was DrGreens and was double your money back if fail but you need to send them the results which they know are hard to get due to the fact that it is the employers or P.O.s choice to send you them!Please spead the word about this so no one else gets screwed!Thanks and burn it for me cause I quit 3 weeks ago to try to pass for real on my retest bongsmilie

[NatashaMichelle]

And I should be contacted by the employer within the next 15 days, to get a drug test.

Am I in the clear?

Before I smoked last week, I hadn't smoked for about 3 weeks.

[StillbornSavior]

Hehehe, I drink at least a gallon of water a day. I get random piss tests, and I'm still smoking at least once a week. I have yet to fail a single one.

Go me.

[smokngrl]

Ok. thats right, i am new. but i have been chekcing out the site, & it is very cool. Now, on to the problem at hand.

Has any1 tried that stuff they sell from passyourtest.com.

I understand all that metabolite BS, cuz i use to be the freaking Tester. Damm myself. (dont hate me, i helped peeps out as much as i could)

I got a drug test next week for a big time job. I dont know if its gonna be hair, urine, or what. (should i ask my prospective employer? i think not. lol)

Its a full physical with drug test, so i may not be able to substitute urine, and i cannot fake my hair.

I have read all the posts here, but no one has mentioned the shampoo and body cleansing stuff they sell.

Please let me know if any1, an1 at all has tried this ~

[frampy123]

look on norml they talk about shampoos and the differnet ones that work better than others

[Krave]

I smoked just a little a couple of days ago, maybe a joint and a half and then 1 hit lastnight. Before that i didnt smoke for like 2 years. And now just like I thought I need a second job. how hard would it be for me to get that shit out of my system. does it matter the amount that you smoke.

[justamike]

EVERY ONE READ.....

yes...it matters how much you smoke
Yes...it depends on your metabolism
Yes...it depends on your size and body fat %

Krave use the 32oz gatorade and 2 boxes of suregel method. Many of my friends including me have used it and it works...

...still skeptical, get a sister or a girlfriend or relative or friend orsome one to piss in a ziplock for you.

all else fails friggin give up smoking. Its not worth all the hastle and what not. meet a nice girl/guy and only think of them when you get an urge.

...peace

dilution is the key, but at my drug testing place, they even test the dilution level.


If I were to water down another sample I would be "staffed" whatever that is.

[notinamillion_0]

In lab tests they can get ya as low as 15ng/mg... read on

Hi,

I’ve been a daily smoker for years.

Here is some info that I hope will be helpful to all concerned.

I used AZO just to see, bc of the rumors about it, and then took an atHome Drug test that I purchased
From a local pharmacy…My results on the strip test were
“preliminary” so I sent it off anonymously to the lab…here’s the results.

Positive: 11-Nor-9-carboxy delta9-THC = 21 ng/ml

The screening test is designed to detect several of the drug breakdown products (metabolites) present in the urine after drug use. The laboratory analysis, by contrast, is designed to detect only ONE or TWO of the major breakdown products. Therefore, the minimum amount needing to be present in the urine is lower (in most cases).

After marijuana use, urine contains as many as 8 different breakdown products of THC. All of these combine together to cause a SCREEN test to read preliminary (or positive). At the laboratory, the confirmation test is designed to detect only ONE. The one substance must be present at 15ng/mL in order for the lab to consider the urine positive. If the substance is present at 14ng/mL or lower, the urine will be considered negative.

So no AZO does not work for completely….some drug tests require the level
To be 50 ng/ml to come up positive, but if your getting hit w/ a more detailed lab analysis AZO isn’t gonna cut it.

When I did have to go in and take my real employment drug test I used
A newer product made by the same co. that makes Vails…it’s called ProTox.
It contains 500mg of creotine……I passed the employment drup test w/ the ProTox……DO NOT TRUST AZO ALONE….THE RESULTS MAY NOT BE GOOD, but the ProTox did the trick.

[uncappy]

I passed drug testing for 6 months at a Rehab Clinic using the simple flushing method. My drug test was every Monday, so I'd be smoking constantly Tuesday-Friday (an occassional hit or two on Saturday).

During this time I'd be drinking a good amount of water daily (about 10-12 glasses), and come Saturday night I'd begin flushing my system. Before I went to bed I would down as much water as possible before I felt like I was going to puke or die. I'd wake up on Sunday and drink as much water as possible that day, and do the same thing as last night before I went to bed.

Finally, on Monday, I'd start drinking mostly Powerade, with an occassional water throughout the day. Overall I'd drink about 96 oz's of Powerade and 60 oz's of Water through out the day.

My drug testing was at 3:00 PM. I'd be in, bullshitting the councillor for an hour about how much I've changed, and I'd be out by 4:00 to start toking the sweet ganja.

Never failed a test. A few came back as diluted specimen, but I told him my doctor reccomended to drink half my body weight in fluid oz's of water every day to keep a healthy diet. If I can pass weekly drug tests for 6 months, you can.

[bumfighterBFK]

I have a drug test to take within the next couple of days, and I am a HEAVY smoker. First off, lemme say that my dad works in corrections (looking after inmates in jails) and he is a certified drug tester. Not only does he work the small little test strips you dip into a cup of piss(much like the home testing kits that you can buy), but he is also certified to use and uses the official machine that they use to test to make sure it is not a false positive (mass spechtromy or something like that, I can't spell it...). He told me that there is NO chance to contest a positive result from this machine to ANY court. So, he is quite quallified and KNOWS what he is talking about.

Ok, so this is what my dad has told me to do about my upcoming test, and also what he has told my brother to do to pass his test(which he did in fact pass). He told me you simply have to drink ALOT of water, and when I say alot, he EMPHASIZED ALLLOOOOTTTT. He told me obviously to stop smoking right away, and to start drinking HEAVILY to help flush out your system. The day BEFORE the test you need to drink LOTS of water, he told me you gotta drink until you're gonna puke. You should be drinking/pissing ALL DAY, ALL LONG, NON-STOP. Gallons upon gallons upon gallons is what he told me to do. There is no such thing as too much water. Before you go to sleep the night before your test, slam a gallon jug of water or some large amount to make sure you're gonna wake up in the middle of the night to take another piss, and when you go to take that piss, slam another jug of water before you go to sleep again. When you wake up the next morning, start your water chugging again, and do not eat ANYTHING until after the test. If you're starving and hurting from hunger pains, deal with it, the cramping will pass away. You really want your piss to be as diluted as possible. You ideally would want to take at least a full 6 pisses before you go to take the test on test day, so if your test is in the morning, wake up early enough to piss that much before the test time comes.

So, the key is to flush your system and dilute your piss as much as possible. Again, there is no such thing as drinking too much water, drink until you think you are gonna puke. When you go to take the test, chances are you are gonna have a full bladder to unload. You need to piss the first stream in the toilet, because that will be your dirtiest urine. When you feel you are coming to the end of your load, let that fill up the cup to the fill up line, because that will be your cleanest urine. Then you just cross your fingers and hand in your cup(a prayer couldn't hurt either lol, but I'm atheist =P).

Like the first post of this thread has said, the best bet to pass your test is simply to dilute your urine as much as possible. There are many reasons that your piss could be diluted, not just to avoid a positive test result(if they happen to bring the dilution up). You could have excercised heavily that morning, could have been sick and have been drinking lots of fluids, anything. Just act confident and as though you KNOW you are clean. Don't go calling your employer to find out if you did in fact pass the test or not, let them call you.

Today I failed a drug testing kit my dad got for me from work, and my test is tomorrow. He seemed pretty confident that I would pass the test tomorrow if I follow his directions. He's gonna grab another test kit for me to use before I go to take the official test, just in case I need to reschedule or something if I fail again(yes I know I'm lucky to have the luxury of being able to reschedule and having a cool dad).

So... start chugging away =). I must have pissed atleast 10 times in writing this here =P.

[Governor]

I've had over 500 piss tests - no fails (and they watched!). Just look em in the eyes and they'll look away.

Water flush (until you're pissing every 30 minutes or so) the day before the test.

Morning of test take 2 aspirin, 500 mg vitamin C, and gatoraide for at least 3 hours before the test.

[bluejeanbb]

I am new to this site and really have enjoyed reading all the interesting stuff that blubbling out of your minds......my boyfriend has passed soooo many tests. Mostly with gatorade and sure gel. Thats the best. justamike has great advice!!

[108DemonStars]

My friends told me if u drink half a class of Vinegar it will be out of your system in 2-3 since vinegar makes you piss alot but I have not tried this method so I dunno.


I heard Cranberry(sp) juice or something like that will help you as well.

[schlagdaddy11]

Ok, I think im going to try what captain Murphy suggests but I have a couple questions. If anyone has any answers please post.
Will doing this work for a test through counseling? Its pretty hardcore, about 11 things it tests for including gravity and water percentage i believe. It detects the canibinoids per millilter, and i have to be below 20 in order to pass/
second, should i not eat dinner or anything after the early lunch the previous day?
finally, should I not piss at all after drinking all the gatorade and water?
these questions probably sound ridiculous, but I really dont want to go back to jail.
Any help is greatly appreciated.

[canabliss]

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dude, seriously u shud just quit, if ur gonna get crept on that much than jsut give up the herb.i know its hard but ive been of it for 3 months (my boss is a real dick head). one thing that satisfys my maryjahuanna needs is looking at some pix of good herb over at www.hightimes.com

also, idk if any of u have noticed but drinking a TON of fluids isnt good for u. my suggestion, sure gel...even tho it tastes like shit its worth passin.

one more thing. try a different drug, perhaps shrooms? they only stay in ur system for about a 48 hours.

[schlagdaddy11]

yea i cant smoke anymore i get tested every 2 weeks, shrooms dont come buy often but when there here i get as much as i can afford