how to pass a urine test

[gustercc]

there is such thing as drinking too much water. it dilutes your serum sodium which can lead to "water intoxication" A couple of years ago kids were doing it as a form of hazing. They would get kids to slam 2 gallons of water with in an hour. Two of them died. One gallon should do you just fine two hours before the test. two gallons the day before is good too. just don't over do it.
ps i'm a nurse.

[BREN]

I have to test Aug 9,06 quit aug 2 spent 500.00 on passyourdrugtest.com Total body cleanse and hair. I will behaving hair blood urine they guarantee ill pass its a huge job promotion. has any one had all these test at once its for oil company need the money!!

[yungsmoke]

there is such thing as drinking too much water. it dilutes your serum sodium which can lead to "water intoxication" A couple of years ago kids were doing it as a form of hazing. They would get kids to slam 2 gallons of water with in an hour. Two of them died. One gallon should do you just fine two hours before the test. two gallons the day before is good too. just don't over do it.
ps i'm a nurse.

If you're a nurse you'd know it's called "Hydronic Poisoning" And it only happens after high endurance activity followed by high water intake.

so I have a drug test today (probation). Last night I drank a gallon of water and a quart of cranberry juice. This morning a had about 16 oz. of water, and another quart of cranberry juice. I just polished off a 64 oz. Gatorade. And about an hour, hour and a half before the test, I'm going to drink at least a liter of Pepsi.

I haven't smoked for 11 or 12 days. I had smoked 3 or 4 bowls of weed, and like 4 or 5 bowls of resin. We'll see if this shit works.

[LuLu_Loves_Tofu]

If you're a nurse you'd know it's called "Hydronic Poisoning" And it only happens after high endurance activity followed by high water intake.

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so I have a drug test today (probation). Last night I drank a gallon of water and a quart of cranberry juice. This morning a had about 16 oz. of water, and another quart of cranberry juice. I just polished off a 64 oz. Gatorade. And about an hour, hour and a half before the test, I'm going to drink at least a liter of Pepsi.

I haven't smoked for 11 or 12 days. I had smoked 3 or 4 bowls of weed, and like 4 or 5 bowls of resin. We'll see if this shit works.

worked, but for future referance drink 2 liters of cola.

[hisgurl]

has anyone heard that pickle juice and pleny of water works?

[NORWAY]

Hm, I thougt that taking Speed( amf) cleard youre
system and made you clean from Smoking?? You, say
thats bullshit?

[passanydrugtest]

You can not set a time there are a lot of factors.30-40 days {heavy user}
www.passyourdrugtest2.com

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* Certo
* Urine “cleansers” such as bleach -- either consumed or added to urine samples
* Drinking beer to rid oneself of THC
* Drinking excess water or vinegar
* Herbal teas
* Smoothies, drinks, shakes etc.
* Herbal supplements (e.g. goldenseal)
* Niacin
* Any type of food
* Excessive exercise and/or sweating
* NOTHING else works, either!!

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[Lazfro]

Wait, it's not really a question of getting RID of it, cause i'll accept my consequences, but i inhaled (directly) second-hand smoke..........throu gh tunneling it to me, now i did dat about 3-5 tiems, will dat show up on a hair folicile test?

[Mini]

Oh shit, i just realized i got drug tested like a month ago and i didnt even think anything of it. I get bronchitus and pneumonia a lot and i went in for testing to see if i had been smoking and i had to piss in a cup...... I guess i passed then.... woohoo (i drink lots of water, 6-8 bottles a day)

[K-Man420]

Does starving urself for a day n drinking alot of water n gatorade n like one hour be4 ur test just drink alot like 4 glasses of water n like 4 gatorades help?

[K-Man420]

I didnt exercise i went into a sauna with a swetshirt n started sweting does that make a diffrence since i drank like alot of water n gatorade n then went to sauna at the gym n swetted for like an hour(I Smoked 11 days Ago)

[Lazfro]

to respond to that, there's three ways to pass, i suggest you do both of these, the last one is another option.....first, drink four "red bulls" the day before you have one......also, when you piss in a cup the stuff that is dirty is the first bit of piss and the last bit, so go in the cup sometime in the middle of it, it'll help ALOT......and last, take a shot of straight vinegar before you go to bed (day before ofcourse, along with some water after it) then another shot.......wake up, take a shot, drink some water, then do this one more time followed by water, REAL harsh, but it worx....as for me, i get hair-tests, i don't know how to pass those, so anyone got tips on those fucking tests, i jus' got out of juvey for failing a test, PLUS i had to pay like $65.......fuck it, i say jus' drink and trip (btw, watch out if ur on hair test and u think 'cid don't show up, don't worry it usually doesn't, but sometimes it'll show up as an opiet, depending on what type you take......besides that, most cid don't have it, so that, shrooms, and alcohol) peace out

[Htownsmoker]

hello all i'm jsut double checkin to make sure i'm going to be clean well for 6 months i was clean and looking for a job but noone would hire me so a couple days before christmas i smoked 2 1 hitters then the day before newers eve i smoked another 2 and now my aunts getting me a job at wal mart so i wanted to know am i gonna be clean for a test maybe tomorrow or within the week

[Kangar002]

im so pissed i went clean for a month to pass this ua and i took it and didint hear results for about a week then went up to the mountains to board and i thought i was safe to smoke so i smoked a couple bowls of chronic and a couple joints of shwagg and i find out that they lost my piss and i have to retake it...... i think they were shocked i passed it so they're makin me retake it lol. but ive drinkin alot of water and about a gallon of cranberry juice and its been 4 days my test is tomorrow any chance ill pass???

[zoltron]

What I need is a way to pass a drug test showing you're taking your pain medicine, but not having THC show up.
I have to not block opiates & benzos, but something that DOES block THC. They're checking to see that you're not selling your meds & are taking them as prescribed...but aren't too thrilled about weed showing up. Doc jokes about it & is really cool about toking, but it would be nice to cover my back. bongsmilie

[HrbSmkr]

hey zoltron, I have the same problem. Last two tests for me I used this detox stuff for 4 days to clean out the weed then my meds showed up on the test and no dope showed

[zoltron]

Man, that is perfect, HrbSmkr!! Many thanks!! I'm going to order some immediately.

Which 1 did you use? The methadone & benzos need to show, but not THC.

I certainly appreciate the info though.