how to pass a urine test

[Kangar002]

im so pissed i went clean for a month to pass this ua and i took it and didint hear results for about a week then went up to the mountains to board and i thought i was safe to smoke so i smoked a couple bowls of chronic and a couple joints of shwagg and i find out that they lost my piss and i have to retake it...... i think they were shocked i passed it so they're makin me retake it lol. but ive drinkin alot of water and about a gallon of cranberry juice and its been 4 days my test is tomorrow any chance ill pass???

[zoltron]

What I need is a way to pass a drug test showing you're taking your pain medicine, but not having THC show up.
I have to not block opiates & benzos, but something that DOES block THC. They're checking to see that you're not selling your meds & are taking them as prescribed...but aren't too thrilled about weed showing up. Doc jokes about it & is really cool about toking, but it would be nice to cover my back. bongsmilie

[HrbSmkr]

hey zoltron, I have the same problem. Last two tests for me I used this detox stuff for 4 days to clean out the weed then my meds showed up on the test and no dope showed

[zoltron]

Man, that is perfect, HrbSmkr!! Many thanks!! I'm going to order some immediately.

Which 1 did you use? The methadone & benzos need to show, but not THC.

I certainly appreciate the info though.

[itsmeluigi420]

hey whats up has this worked for u becuase i have a test in less then 16 hours and i cant afford to fail.. would vinger help anything at all pls let me no..

[itsmeluigi420]

heres the deal i hit the joint one time on friday and had a shit load to drink. and my test is on monday between 4-6 pm they dont send it to the lab they pour something in the piss. right now its 12:31 am on monday morning and im drinking water and vinager. any suggustions on what i should do to pass this test....pls help meee someone

[Wheezy420]

so basically im totally fucked. i had my probation meeting at 10:30 where my p.o. told me i had to take a piss test... for the past 5 months i havent had to take a piss test so i figured i could smoke again. i smoked 2 days ago and once again 2 days before that. i told her i had a test in some class and she told me to go back at 3:00. i have fucking 2 hours now to cover that shit up. i went and got knox gelatin and ive been drinking a shit load of water. this is the ultimate test of knox... im totally fucked. supposedly knox will work if i drink a packet an hour before the test and piss 3 times before it. if i fail this shit im going to jail, for a while... rgr. ill reply the results when i get them.

[ds2adm]

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT WHAT THE STATE DOES FOR DRUG TESTS:

Keep in mind, these all happened during my time as a minor.

They check for creatin in your urine, and them temperature must be between 93 and 99 degrees, otherwise they say it's tampered with.

If your urine is too diluted, they can't tell so long as it looks, smells, and has the same amount of creatin as regular urine.

So here's what I do, and it works every time.

Drink at least a gallon of water a day, for at least 7 days before the test.

Eat 3 sticks of asparagus after every meal.

Take B Complex pills 40 minutes after every meal.

The asparagus gives the urine scent AND creatin, and the B Complex pills give it color (even if it's neon yellow, blame the light fixtures)

A trick to use if you are using someone else's piss:

Put it in a small bottle with a visene-like tip, so you can squirt it out, but it won't drip, use a hand warmer (sometimes they work, sometimes they don't), OR, If you are a girl, stick the heated bottle under your breast, between the bottom of the breast and the chest, that regulates the temperature of the urine to body temperature. If you are a guy, same technique, only strap it to your inner thigh. Then again, the inner thigh thing can work for women, too.

Anyways, that's all I've learned from experience. Happy toking.

[greahed15]

can you pass any kind of bud test in 24 hours

[Lady J]

I have been a hardcore smoker for 10 years (4-5 a day). I stopped for 77 days starting this past December. Then I smoked one a day for 10 days in March. Home drug test came up negative (faint line) before the 10-day smoke in March. After the 10-day smokefest in March, I stopped again for 11 days. Now it's April and I smoked one a day last Friday, Sat., Sun. & Monday night (9th). Today is the 11th and I may have a test next week. I have been drinking LOTS of water and taking a Gaia herbal supplement (today is the 2nd day of that) and drinking a lot of water (to lose weight). Will I be okay for a urine test next Friday (for a new job) if I just keep drinking plenty of water, an occasional Gatorade, and juicing apples & carrots? Your answers are appreciated.

Oh yeah, I'm 5'4" about 185lbs. with slow metab (I think).

[zoltron]

That's a tough call. Being 5' 4" & 185 lbs is definitely a slow metabolism. THC is stored in your pudge [no offense].
See if you can drop about 70 lbs by Friday & you should be OK

[greahed15]

is it true that if u take a shot of viniger ur system will get cleared of weed

[tokinGLX]

go to your local health center, buy some bentonite.


now go get some green tea. drink the tea on a regular daily basis and follow the directions on the bentonite.

get some cranberry juice. drink that when youre not drinking tea

EXCERSIZE!!!! that is one of the most important things to do.

and if you have access to a sauna, sweat it out.

and be sure to take a multivitamin.

[ThatDude]

I think I am fine but just checking
Its been awhile since I have taken a test

But I found out I actually got an extra week. I smoked on 4/19 and had to stop that day. I smoke about 1-2 bowls a day and eat brownies here and there. In decent shape and not much fat.

I am planning on taking the test friday 5/4. I have been drinking LOTS of liquids, and I already have to take Niacin, aspirin and fish oil pills daily for my cholesterol. from what I can gleam from this thread,(which is fucking long) I need to drink a lot of gatorade and water, Sit in a sauna a couple times in the coming week, and buying something like "The Stuff" from GNC or a other health store and using it the day of would not hurt as well.

Is that about right?

Should I be worried?

I saw on post in hear from PhishPhan that he smoked days before the piss test and used the drink from GNC and passed just fine.

Help me out guys????!!!???
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[Dr GreenThumb]

Originally Posted by greahed15

is it true that if u take a shot of viniger ur system will get cleared of weed

nope not true. I haven't tried the Bentonite but if you need to pass quickly and have only a few days the best drink to try (if you have a store near you that carries it) would be VALE SOLUTION. This drink has passed me through alot of UA's. Its a Dietary Supplement, 16 oz. It won't clear your system but it will "mask" your urine. Don't smoke weed, drink alcohol or take any medications 48 hours prior to drinking this product, and drink plenty of water to flush your system.

[inrockitrust]

got a ut at 4 today, i smoked 3 days ago, iam doin this method (drinking water and gatorade) tomorrow ill update with the resulst and details

[meg]

Originally Posted by Kangar002

im so pissed i went clean for a month to pass this ua and i took it and didint hear results for about a week then went up to the mountains to board and i thought i was safe to smoke so i smoked a couple bowls of chronic and a couple joints of shwagg and i find out that they lost my piss and i have to retake it...... i think they were shocked i passed it so they're makin me retake it lol. but ive drinkin alot of water and about a gallon of cranberry juice and its been 4 days my test is tomorrow any chance ill pass???

i dont think so!!! thats the funniest thing ive ever heard.

[fsuCOSMO]

so i just found out today i have to take a urine test by friday for nursing school, i thought it would not be for at least another month and just smoked yesterday. i smoke about 3-4 bowls a day and do not have the money to buy detox. if anyone has any tips, i am 5'1 and about 125. i have been drinking water and gatorade and exercising. if anyone has anything i would greatly appreciate it.

[oldirtybastard]

okay gents, I'm new here but Ive been on probation for 4 years and have gotten out of some hairy piss test situations. I didnt read all 7 pages, but I read a few and I figured Id offer what I know.
First off:
-Vinegar doesnt work.
-You dont DRINK the bleach, you're supposed to drop a half a teaspoon into your piss.
-Trying to burn the dirty fat off if you are a heavy smoker is a bad idea.

I'll elaborate on the fat thing. When you smoke regularly, you get layers of tainted dirty THC soaked fat, which your body expels in your piss, which makes you come up dirty. If you want to spend a couple weeks completely detoxing your body, then yes, sweating lots and eating less and working out helps. But if you smoke a lot and need to pass in a pinch, dont stop eating or start working out, as it only keeps your body turning over dirty piss. Instead, stop smoking and start eating fatty food, when you pack the new clean fat on, that's what your body will turn over more of instead of the dirty shit.

Dropping bleach in your piss will fuck up a drug test, but it is dangerous and hard to get away with seeing as how it stinks and makes your pee foam up. If you have absolutely no other choice, do it.

Also, there is no need to buy four giant bottle of gatorade. Gatorade is gross. I've smoked the day of my urine tests and passed. It can be done, but I recommend stopping 2 days before your piss test.


Now, what works 90% of the time for me is the following routine.
METHOD ONE - Lets say i have a urine test at 12 in the afternoon on friday. I stop smoking wednesday. I dont change my eating habits. I wake up at 7 or 8am on friday. I pee right when i wake up. NEVER GIVE THEM YOUR FIRST, SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH or SIXTH PISS OF THE DAY. Ever. So basically drink water until you pee every 5 minutes. Keep it up. Fuck what anybody says take vitamin b6 and b12, just dont overdo it. Those vitamins are legal, they wont say shit if you tell them you take a multivitamin every day. That is if they even ask. SO, drink mad water, pee A LOT, eat some vitamins. And about 45 minutes before your test, drink a monster energy drink and a sobe no fear. Pee once, twice, or even three more times between drinking those and your test. Energy drinks have a lot of the same concentrated vitamins that the 25 dollar detox drinks do, and help mask your urine almost as much. Pee a little bit into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet. The first and last parts of your cock juice are the dirtiest. And ta-da. The same thing can be done using an omni detox drink instead of the energy drinks if you want to be absolutely safe.

A few friends of mine told me about something else they do that they say works, but I cant testify to is effectiveness personally. Theyre super-hippie vegan motherfuckers and dont believe in energy drinks or unnatural chemicals, so they go natural. According to them, you should stop smoking at least 30 hours before your test. Boil two large pitchers of water with plenty of chopped up lemons and ginger root. Drink one pitcher of it the day before, with plenty of water as well, and drink the other the day of, with a few bottles of Jamba juice.

Theres the quickest, easiest ways I know of. Trust me, if youre on probation, either buy a wizzinator or lay off pot for a while, because you never know if they're gonna make an unnanounced visit or ask you to come in all of a sudden. I had my PO wake me up at 9am for a urine sample, and pop tests and have police search me randomly all the time. I've been locked up for a total of about a year and a half, and I'm currently just not smoking until my legal troubles are over.

Basically just be safe and be carefull and dont give your PO a reason to think you're lying. And if youre getting tested by your parents, tell them to suck cock. Youre supposed to be a rebellious little fucker anyway. And if its work, go with bleach, since work tests are not supervised and the lab technicians usually dont do too much investigation into the purity of the sample after analyzing the 300th little cup of piss of the day.

Sorry this post was so long, and sorry if any or all of it has already been said. I'm just trying to help.

Good luck.

[reames]

that is some very useful information, thank you