how to pass a urine test

[Štulic]

^ C'mon dude, you're think we're all stupid or what?

I frankly don't care about the products you're advertising whatsoever, but it's plainly obvious that usernames XYX123 and thingfish are nothing but your alts, not only because of the join date but more about the identical posting fashion using random CAPITALIZED words and inserting ellipses in sentences.

Like I said I don't care about you and your products but it pisses me off that you assume we're stupid enough to believe you.

[ldavisa]

LDAVISA....you are a GODSEND!!!!!!!!!

I did exactly what you said in your post regarding how to pass a hair test.

I had a hair test coming up and was FREAKING out (I had been using THC and COKE regularly) and thought I was screwed for a great paying job that required a hair test.

Everyother site said that passing a hair test would be impossible; until I read your post.

I followed your instructions to a tee and the test came back today with negative results in all panels (10 panel test) by Psymedics Corp.

KUDOS to you....it REALLY works.

I owe you man...thanks again.

Hey XZY,

I appreciate your comments, however there seems to be some speculation that your testimonials among others (not including you) have created suspisicion that I have put you up to writing those; also I have been accused of actually being you among others to make it look like I am promoting products resulting in my credabilitly being in limbo.

I now you were just trying to let others know that the method worked, but for the sake of the this thread, unfortunately I have to politley ask that you remove your post so that SOME members will realize that this is not an adverstising campaign and that this is actually a forum to help members out.

I know it seems silly, but some accuse me of this b/c the people who have responded in my post (most of them) have join this month. I know that you were a guest and was not able to reply or comment until you became a member which is why you registered this month but according to some members, it appears suspect. I know, I know, it's stupid.

But for the sake of the credibility of the information provided I have to ask you to delete your posts pertaining to me.

Sorry about this, but some people are cynics on this site and I want to make sure the information stays credible.

Thanks.

[Štulic]

Miraculously straight after Idavisa logged off, guess who logged in?

[XYZ123]

I don't understand. All I was trying to do was make people aware of how well your system worked.

I will delete the post as I can see from above that you are getting shit from some people. I will report them and the situation to the administrator and moderators. They should know about this and hopefully take action. These people are mistaken and should reap what they sow.

I thought that this site was for informational purposes and not politics. I will report Štulic and Dragonmood High after I delete my posts.

Sorry I have caused these problems for you ld. At least know that you helped me out and I am grateful.

[XYZ123]

I get intsant notifications on my threads ass-hole. As soon as I get an email on my BlackBerry I log on.

I logged on as soon as there was a reply (as always). Dude, you taking this way too far and starting to piss me off.

[Štulic]

That's a neat feature in v-bulletin, I didn't know you can get notifications when somebody mentions your handle in a thread.

[XYZ123]

If you are subscribed to a thread, no matter who replies you get instant notification via email.

Are you this dumb? You have been a member since 2005 and still haven't grasped this?

It took me less than a day to figure it out. Sorry about your learning disability pal, I didn't know. I am sorry I said the things I did. I'm not the kind of person to make fun of someone's disabilities.

My apologies. You didn't know about this feature.

[Štulic]

That's almost the self-ownage '07.

[thingfish]

You guys need to lay off the bud. Apparently that s*#t is making you paranoid. I cant' speak for XYZ123, but I can assure you that I am NOT someones alt name. As far as endorsing a product, read the posts. ldavisa says specifically in his second post that his coworker DID NOT use the zydot product he mentions. What kind of "spammer" would post a message claiming that the product he was endorsing was not needed? Štulic, get off mommies couch and get a life. When people post, they use random caps and ellipses. IN FACT, users are free to check YOUR posts and will find this:

" I thought it wasn't YOUR thread. lol"

Notice your random caps? Maybe your so high you don't realize that you, too, are in fact one of ldavisa's alt names. OR MAYBE you are an employee of Psymedics and dont want this info in public hands??

XYZ123 is correct about the email notifications. I get one when anyone posts to this thread, whether or not they are replying directly to me or not.

[Štulic]

When people post, they use random caps and ellipses. IN FACT, users are free to check YOUR posts and will find this:

" I thought it wasn't YOUR thread. lol"

Notice your random caps?

I'm glad you've noticed, because that's what it was INTENDED for.

[slunt]

Watching you boys play together was my first laugh of the day. While in my opinion this thread and the info provided has not yet crossed the spam line, it is rather humorous that all members but stulic have signed on in August , all post with the same style, and no two are ever on at the same time, and yet all managed to find their way to this thread.
Whatever, Jimmy Crack Corn...and I don't care.
Just keep it civil!

[testclear.com]

Concerning Testclear Alts:

We don't have any alter egos that promote our products. We are doing well enough that we dont have to stoop to inferior marketing tatics. Being in business for 12 years should be a telling indicator that we take care of our customers.

I love it with people's imagination goes wild on pretending to know something.

[JonDough]

You have to ADMIT, that having 3 users (registered this month) all talking in the same manner and CAPITALIZING random words endorsing products is a little suspect.

That's all.

[None2None]

You have to ADMIT, that having 3 users (registered this month) all talking in the same manner and CAPITALIZING random words endorsing products is a little suspect.

That's all.

(None having a signature, avatar, or any info entered... two of them only posting in this thread or ones about it, the other ONLY posting in the drug test forum )

...Yea, it's suspicious, but seems like good info none-the-less... I would believe doing all that would help one pass a hair test, him posting on multiple accounts or not.

[ldavisa]

I don't care who thinks what; if my post helped at least one person than I am happy.

XYZ-a little aggressive but i can assure you that I am only one person with one name and am not spamming.

I guess this is what you get for trying to help out poeple with knowledge on beating hair tests.

If it helps you, good. If not, look at another post.

Thanks to thingfish and testclear.com for informing all who think this is suspect to basically get screwed.

[slunt]

You do realize that I can see the IP address of yourself and XYZ123. I don't think testclear told anybody to get screwed, but I will say that as long as you continue to contribute in a positive manner you will be welcome here. If you are thin skinned and easily offended you probably will not last long. Enough of this patting yourself on the back all over the forums. Get out, mingle with the crowds and loosen up a bit. Now that you've said your piece on hair testing, try talking about something else.

[Mercury]

Concerning Testclear Alts:

We don't have any alter egos that promote our products. We are doing well enough that we dont have to stoop to inferior marketing tatics. Being in business for 12 years should be a telling indicator that we take care of our customers.

I love it with people's imagination goes wild on pretending to know something.

Manchurian Candidate, anyone?

[ldavisa]

Well put Slunt. Thanks for the advice and I will take it to heart-really.

I appreciate you being direct and fair (as I will do the same).

Thanks

[slunt]

There is always room for a member who is thoughtful, literate and positively contributes to the forums. Yahooka is like no other place on the net, and takes a bit of getting used to. Wait til you try a post in FFA and someone asks for you to post a pic of your tits before they will answer.

[jesus]

goddamn reading this thread has made me so depressed


you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.


also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING LIQUIDS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

goddamn