how to pass a urine test - Page 9

30_Units · 10-08-2007, 06:17 AM

I just would like to mention that I've had many years on probation and this tek has always been what I've used, without fail. Once again, many thanks Jesum.

reames · 10-17-2007, 12:21 AM

does anyone know of something to do on a daily basis to keep you detoxified if one was smoking every three days or so

30_Units · 10-17-2007, 07:33 AM

No. That's retarded.

Mr. Puff_A_Lot · 12-17-2007, 02:33 PM

i just passed my drug test using someone else's piss....used 2 white owl blunt tubes(just barley reached the line on the cup..u might wanna use 3!)...wrapped a pain relieving heating pad around em..stuck em between two pairs of briefs ..and bang

passed

-Illfaded- · 12-22-2007, 06:46 PM

i just passed a drug test.... without doing anything but drinking water. i couldnt have cheated if i tried, they made me strip naked and wear a gown with it open in the front. ha

tailindil · 01-13-2008, 12:36 PM

God, tests seem to be frequent in the states!

I've had a few jobs in England and France and never have had to take a test

I think the only time they test us is if you are driving, but they cant tell whether you were high or you had smoked like 2 days before, so they stopped it and now try to use another sort of test...

freshley snipes · 01-23-2008, 01:23 PM

I was really worried about my UA for my new job.. I mean, if I didn't get it I'd be evicted and hungry! haha. I was a running a bar, managing and bartending for about 2 years.. smoked everyday.. atleast a couple bowls during the day before training (muay thai around 1pm, and bjj later around 5).. then go to work, get out at 3am. smoke a 1 gram blunt with the boys or lady friend.. pass out, do it again the next day. I know.. livin the good life haha...
Due to some issues with the city and surrounding residents we were forced to close the bar down.. ever since I was scouring the city for a new bar job... no dice, everybody is staffed up and don't give a shit about my credentials. Luckily I had a couple homies working for a huge beer distributer whom I met through the bar.. I go and talk to them and a week later I'm called for an impromptu urine analysis!!! holy shit

I told them I had a prior engagement and rescheduled for 3 days later... Now, I teach muay thai and boxing at a local mma club, and also train 6 days a week as well.. so I'm pretty active, I hang out about %15-%18 bodyfat, 6 foot, 195.. so I'm in pretty good shape.. I stopped smoking for 11 days all together..
the day before, about 12 hours out I began drinking water, slowly made my way through a gallon.. then a 32 oz gatorade.. then sipped water til about 6 am (I'm a night owl).. then took a nap (I planned on just an hour and a half or so.. BUT OVERSLEPT!!) I thought for sure that I fucked myself when I woke up to see 9:30 on the clock.. I only had 1 hour to get pissin again..
I chugged another 32oz gatorade and 4 20oz glasses of water.. then drank a 16oz can of ROCKSTAR energy drink on the way up there.. I think I must have pissed 5 times before I got there... then they made me wait another 30 minutes to piss when I arrived, I thought I was gonna explode!! haha

3 days later, I get the call, UA came up clean and I start this weekend!! can't wait to start workin again.. but most of all, cant wait to spark that

haha, thanks to everyone who contributed to this post, ITS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

modest stoner · 01-31-2008, 11:22 PM

this thread can def be used to my advantage

crayfishman · 02-03-2008, 09:36 PM

When you quit consuming pot it will stay at a very high level in your system for 4 or 5 days. After that it will drop off to a low level that may be detectable for up to several weeks. Therefor, it will greatly increase the effectiveness of any flushing method you use to abstain for at least 4-5 days before testing. This is not normally a problem for job interviews or scheduled probation testing. Smoking right up to the test would require charcoal flushing which some hospitals use for poison treatment but I dont have the energy to go into right now. If you smoke right up to testing probably the best bet is substitute urine or urinators which again is a whole nuther chapter. Good Luck.

JonBlaze · 02-04-2008, 10:29 AM

Okay been gathering info both "factual" and "fictional", cuz there is some much out there.

Been blazing for about 8-10 years on and off. I've been fortunate enough to pass the UA test in the past through substiting but because of pre-employment screenings I can't do that anymore because it's being sent off to a lab and too many problems with keeping it warm and other problems with that. So I've been forced to run my own trials regarding this subject.

I am 6'1 about 190# and I exercise 7x a week. Running about 20-24 miles per week as well as weight training 3x a week. So my metabolism is above average.

Okay so heres the experiment 36 hours prior to testing <~ I know real short notice!!!!

Drank 1 gallon of water in one sitting and later in the evening 2 liters of Seltzer.

On day of test
2x16oz Starbucks black coffee, then 64oz water, followed by a mixture of 64 oz Gatorade & 2 packs of Sure gel.

Peed about 2x times prior to the actual test. At the actual test site I peed into the cup mid stream. The color wasn't a bright or dark yellow, but a light yellow.

I'll update in about 2-3 days. Hopefully w/ good results.

What do the pro's think?

crayfishman · 02-04-2008, 11:51 AM

Sounds like you have a good chance of passing. If you want pretty good info thats fairly up to date I would suggest looking at the High Times website or the NORML website.

JonBlaze · 02-05-2008, 11:30 AM

Tested Negative, but too diluted. I thought it look too light shit need help with this,whats the word on Vitamin b? What is the general consensus regarding dosage. I've got a re-test on Thursday with a chance they may request a hair sample but I am hoping they won't.

JonBlaze · 02-11-2008, 12:10 PM

Re-took the test, came up positive. Legal cutoff limit is 13% I thought it was 20% (WTF?) I had 18% but possibly more considering how dilutes the sample was.

I drank a shit load of soda (instead of h20) and a few gelatin packs prior to test. Big mistake stick to water, drink more vita-b and play your odds. Next time I'll get synthetic.

Praise Jah · 02-12-2008, 11:52 AM

sit in a sauna for a few hours.

maryjane08 · 02-19-2008, 12:51 PM

i went to court and the judge gave me unsupervised probation. will i get drug tested if my charge was not drug-related and was charged as a youthful offender? if so i was clean when i went to court on 2/15 and i smoked to celebrate that night. i smoked 2 blunts a day on 2/15, 2/16, 2/17, and 2/18! i have my first meeting with my p.o on 2/28. will i get drug tested? i have no kind of previous record at all. i haven't smoked since 2/18. i been drinking plenty of water and sports drinks and i also cheer so that will burn my fat and i am 5ft 3 and 135 pounds. on the day i go in i will drink some sure jell also. my friend does it all the time and she is on supervised probation for a drug charge. any suggestions???

thestick · 02-20-2008, 12:03 PM

I don't know jack about probation...but just in case you should be slamming water and Gatorade like there's no tomorrow, or at least follow the directions that Capt. Murphy gave when he started this thread.

I also have a question for anyone who may be able to help. I smoked once or twice just about every day for a few months. I stopped for 24 days and passed a piss test two weeks ago...was that luck or did all of that water and Gatorade do the trick? I smoked for a week after that, and now I haven't smoked for another week. I have a test on Friday...what's a guy to do?

JonBlaze · 02-25-2008, 11:14 AM

Unsupervised probation isn't as strict but probation regardless of the type is no joke it can go from freedom to the slamma quick of you fuck up. Don't the crime if you can't d the time. Don't risk it until you know what your getting into. Don't use for a few days the longer the better drink more fluids and on day of your "meeting" drink tons of fluids make sure you give a diluted urine or substitute but that maybe risky unless you know if your being supervised or unsupervised urine test.

Ken=myFriend · 03-05-2008, 01:54 PM

have you guys ever heard of pickle juice? all you need to do is eat then drink a cup full of pickle juice and then drink about 2 gallons of water and then go to sleep. reply if you need more instructions

darkangel · 03-05-2008, 03:23 PM

Idavisa,

i went thru a hair test and used your receipe, but i cannot find VO5 shampoo w/alone, so i used normal shampoo mixed with Alone Vera Gel. (i put a lot alone gel in it) Not sure if that works, but the rest were exactly as you mentioned.

Good thing is they didn't even look at the rest of my body but from my head directly.
i haven't been smoking for 1 month ,but still worried as hell, it's killing me.

darkangel · 03-05-2008, 03:33 PM

is the psymedics corp. you guys mentioned the same of psychemedics corp in CA?