YaHooka Forums http://www.yahooka.com/forum/ The Guide to Marijuana on the Internet If we unite as one voice, we will be heard! en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:26:31 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.yahooka.com/forum/images/ca_evo2_green/misc/rss.jpg YaHooka Forums http://www.yahooka.com/forum/ free Hooka?? http://www.yahooka.com/forum/feedback-forum/153174-free-hooka.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:11:40 GMT Hi I signed up for the free hooka and was wondering if anyone ever recieved it? I have been waiting a very long time and wondered if it was just a back order issue or was it something I shouldnt look for lol. Thank you for all those who reply!! " Use what God has given us....I say!!":) ]]> Feedback Forum tnt33062 http://www.yahooka.com/forum/feedback-forum/153174-free-hooka.html The most awesome charity video you’ll ever see http://www.yahooka.com/forum/general-discussion/153173-most-awesome-charity-video-you-ll-ever-see.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:52:42 GMT Please re-post this video, it's not only awesome - it's made by my friend Debbie who just came back from 7 months in India: YouTube - I Want a Goat (EXPLICIT) "I'm On a Boat" spoof for charity ]]> General Discussion cannabolita http://www.yahooka.com/forum/general-discussion/153173-most-awesome-charity-video-you-ll-ever-see.html LOL Canadians! http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153172-lol-canadians.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:49:53 GMT Saw this on a friend FB post and had to share.

This is right up there with the headline we had cut out and put on the wall of my friend bedroom.

"Mouthwatering Bar-B-Q for retarded citizens" from the Public Opinion in 1999. :lol:

]]> Free For All SageTree http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153172-lol-canadians.html Forever War http://www.yahooka.com/forum/politics-current-affairs/153171-forever-war.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:49:06 GMT I am reading this great book called Forever War, a scifi novel about a seemingly neverending interstellar conflict that has caused untold suffering and pain. The people in the books universe almost overwhelmingly want peace, but the governments of both sides have vested interest in the continuation of the war. Eventually it goes on for so long no one even remembers why they are fighting, they do it out of mere reflex, continuing a war their ancestors fought with no idea why they are there. ... I am reading this great book called Forever War, a scifi novel about a seemingly neverending interstellar conflict that has caused untold suffering and pain. The people in the books universe almost overwhelmingly want peace, but the governments of both sides have vested interest in the continuation of the war.

Eventually it goes on for so long no one even remembers why they are fighting, they do it out of mere reflex, continuing a war their ancestors fought with no idea why they are there.

The book made me think about our current situation in regard to our two foreign wars. It seems to me the moment Obama was elected the Democrats were quick to throw their anti war rhetoric overboard. Instead of hearing politicians tell us we should leave Iraq and Afghanistan now we are told we have to stay until the countries can run on their own.

One of the proudest things I can say about my constantly evolving thoughts on politics was I was against both wars before they even began, at the age of 16 I was already vehemently anti war and I have stuck to that position ever since.

I understand the arguments that the Taliban was evil, as was Saddam, I certainly don't lose sleep when despotic governments are thrown out, but is what we replaced those governments with really so much better? We have a Shia controlled government in Iraq, a country of Sunnis. We chose the Shia because they were most willing to work with us, just as we chose Afganistan's current puppet-in-chief.

The people of these countries are seeing through our pro Western puppet governments and are striking back in ever increasing numbers. They do not want us there, yet we have stayed despite this for almost ten years.

We are not in this war to help people, we are not in this war to build nations, we are not in this war to protect our own citizens, but our own governments' interests. We have colonized two sovereign countries and the majority of Americans are too goddamn stupid to understand it.

For once I would like to see my country put its money where its mouth is and stop viewing the world in dollar signs. For once I would like an end to our system of imperialism-as-aid. We are using the same arguments for staying in these countries as we used when we colonized the Phillipines. These poor brown savages cannot fathom the idea of freedom so we'll just have to stay here indefinetly until they do.

Most importantly Americans must wake up and realize that it is the Forever War that makes other nations fear and despise us, maybe then we can work to finally end it. ]]> Politics And Current Affairs Terry http://www.yahooka.com/forum/politics-current-affairs/153171-forever-war.html How Can I Spice Up My Impending Session? http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153170-how-can-i-spice-up-my-impending-session.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:32:02 GMT Without spice :lol:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa....


Anyways.

I've got surround sound music, video games if I should so please (DOOM is making a serious comeback in my life), and I'm already full so food is alright.

I'd try plugging, but I need a partner :(

Ideas? ]]> Free For All Cerpin Taxt http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153170-how-can-i-spice-up-my-impending-session.html umphreys mcgee anyone? http://www.yahooka.com/forum/music-studio/153169-umphreys-mcgee-anyone.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:31:34 GMT anybody heard of these guys yet?

they're on sci's label and if u ask me this band carries the torch for good instrumental jamming and sci-like jams better than any of the other so called jam bands out there.

just went to see them the other night and they were fucking bumpin!

YouTube - Umphrey's Mcgee - Nemo (Live)

this song kicks ass, so do their various covers .

anybody else like em? ]]> Music Studio John F. Kerry http://www.yahooka.com/forum/music-studio/153169-umphreys-mcgee-anyone.html <![CDATA[untitled "sacred singer-mind"]]> http://www.yahooka.com/forum/writers-joint/153168-untitled-sacred-singer-mind.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:24:57 GMT IMBUED with power primeval, Houvering in the Void, A mind wanders all-certain, Whom after ages Eternity finds Is hemming close his voice with the Ether. As soft froth swells beneath, His hum a torrent awakes Which guides the hum-song to then fro, And soon is steadied by his melody IMBUED with power primeval,
Houvering in the Void,
A mind wanders all-certain,
Whom after ages Eternity finds
Is hemming close his voice with the Ether.

As soft froth swells beneath,
His hum a torrent awakes
Which guides the hum-song to then fro,
And soon is steadied by his melody
Into a gurgling spring.

"Now substance has this Ether-Void,
and I a step-pool to work.
Created from the Void by my song,
To whom I and the Ether
This spring its place dually owes."

Thus spoke the sacred singer-mind,
Primordial beginner of works,
Of whose labor this same spring
Soon bore the vast Earda-sea.

"Ether, my abundant mother,
And Void, my eternal father,
Behold Earda, my beloved daughter
For whom my work is spent
And my labor well-founded."

This speech Void heard with anger,
That his son would sever so
The ancient bond of Ether-Void
And himself a child beget.

"For ever and ever now, the Ether,
Thy own abundant mother,
Has bore only thou by my own work.
Why sever now the bond which I afford thee
And sire thyself a child of the mother-Ether?"

"Ere ever thy work began, eternal father-Void,
Work some being made of thou.
Eternity I sought and Eternity I passed,
Houvering with the mother-Ether
Where once thou wandered too.

For whosoever Eternity in the Ether finds
Must one day be mother-severed,
And soon thereafter his work begin
To fall not into friutless stasis
As thou didst long ago." ]]> verklingen http://www.yahooka.com/forum/writers-joint/153168-untitled-sacred-singer-mind.html My small dick http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153167-my-small-dick.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:46:14 GMT Too much cock talk in the hot pic thread, so if you have any questions or comments post them in here. Too much cock talk in the hot pic thread, so if you have any questions or comments post them in here. ]]> Free For All osirus2020 http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153167-my-small-dick.html <![CDATA[`Detroit's new cannabis college´ - Hallelujah!]]> http://www.yahooka.com/forum/mellow-stoners/153166-detroits-new-cannabis-college-hallelujah.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:39:47 GMT Anyone here applying? :D

Quote:
It goes without saying that there's no smoking in class. But there is a good deal of sniffing of leaves, discussion of the finer points of inhaling and debate over which plant gives the biggest hit.

Welcome to Detroit's cannabis college, recently opened with courses on how to grow marijuana – and harvest, cook and sell it too – after Michigan legalised the drug as a medicine.

Students get instruction from horticulturalists, doctors and lawyers as well as hands-on experience cultivating plants and guidance on how to protect their stash from the criminal element.

more here
Students taught how to grow marijuana in Detroit's new cannabis college | Society | guardian.co.uk ]]> Mellow Stoners sevengoals http://www.yahooka.com/forum/mellow-stoners/153166-detroits-new-cannabis-college-hallelujah.html doda? http://www.yahooka.com/forum/general-discussion/153165-doda.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:31:48 GMT So I was reading the morning paper and came across this article:

Surrey Mounties seize hundreds of pounds of doda, an opium-based drug

anyone ever hear of doda before?

it's effects:
Reported effects of doda are intense feelings of pleasure followed by calm drowsiness, red eyes, slurred speech, mood swings, constipation, loss of concentration, impotence, and finally addiction, according to police. ]]> General Discussion Mikey http://www.yahooka.com/forum/general-discussion/153165-doda.html Medical Mary Jane for people who have been told they are bi-polar http://www.yahooka.com/forum/health-medicinal-use/153164-medical-mary-jane-people-who-have-been-told-they-bi-polar.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:01:45 GMT Hello, I have a friend who wishes to use medical mary jane for what docs and family say is bi-polar. He is very open and can desribe in very wonderful sensualy, at least to me or my view, how medical mary jane helps create a sense of awareness that overflows with the idea the one can act in a mien and manner that is grovvy with the world. Medical Maryjane gives a sense that one is balanced in mood and can calmly be kind and also be charismatic when wishing to be. This is an incredible... Hello, I have a friend who wishes to use medical mary jane for what docs and family say is bi-polar. He is very open and can desribe in very wonderful sensualy, at least to me or my view, how medical mary jane helps create a sense of awareness that overflows with the idea the one can act in a mien and manner that is grovvy with the world. Medical Maryjane gives a sense that one is balanced in mood and can calmly be kind and also be charismatic when wishing to be. This is an incredible improvement upon what the current practices of the day are.

May my friend be able to get medical mary jane for bi-polar in california or oregon?

Also, its very sad when people around someone will call them manic when they are elated or charismatic or simply just for a joke trying to be an actor ]]> Health And Medicinal Use celestialpillow http://www.yahooka.com/forum/health-medicinal-use/153164-medical-mary-jane-people-who-have-been-told-they-bi-polar.html a couple here... http://www.yahooka.com/forum/writers-joint/153163-couple-here.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:47:33 GMT 'swallow'

so soft and buried
buried in youre
forever head of hallucinations
once all mental
processes have ceased
not a particle
of karma is formed

so says the face
of youre past
passing by, sliding
sliding forward

and youre eyes
will fool you
lined up and
bowled over
screaming, circles
curl up and wait


'reason'

voices from the edge
of reason
spoken in tongues
tiptoeing those lines
between this and that
dividing lines of
safe and not

smirking and knowing
this is it
thrown around
in this space
and understanding
its meaning

understanding its
not all good or bad
just blurred ]]> vanilla http://www.yahooka.com/forum/writers-joint/153163-couple-here.html Typ-pwn3d http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153162-typ-pwn3d.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:01:12 GMT I'm looking for a bark-zor dogzoid, I need a loyal companion.
While looking on a pet adoption site I found this little gem, figured you guyz would appreciate it.
Attached Images
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]]> Free For All Dr. Drew http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153162-typ-pwn3d.html Post your STRIPPER stories HERE http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153161-post-your-stripper-stories-here.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:32:04 GMT I've been atotal of 3 times in my young youthful life.:D

1. Went with a bunch of girls...watched a kindergarten teacher get smashed and pole dance, then ask me to meet her son because she knew how cool I was. By the end of the night all the strippers were sitting at the table incl. Gary Goodrich....the end.:D


2. My night before prison...I mean marriage had all of my aunts and mother and mother in-law, and lots of girlfriends.
Had my forehead beat by a fireman's giant penis, thanks to my mother in-law, watched my mom's breasts get groped by Mr. Hawaian tropic, almost threw up, then watched my husband's aunt almost rape a young man.

3.Went out on a drunken binge...showed up at a female strip club in big ass skidoo boots a pink shirt and a hat made out of animal fur. Got in an altercation with 2 big bald neck tatooed bikers...went outside and got jumped by a stripper, fought my way out of it and drove home crying like a baby in fear that I could have been mortally wounded.

Scared because a man had been murdered in the same parking lot a year prior.

OMG! ]]> Free For All turmaline http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153161-post-your-stripper-stories-here.html blocking digits http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153160-blocking-digits.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:06:46 GMT why is it that virtually every service provider for cellulars charge extra fees to block calls/numbers?!
should i have to dish out more on top of phone bills just because irritating people found out what my number is and need to be blacklisted? i'm not getting why ignoring certain numbers/people = skin off AT&T's back.
oh yeah! because it fucking isn't.

can you block unwanted phone numbers from your cellphone free of charge/standard with plan? i'm thinking i should convert my service to a company that's more understanding of this sentiment. ]]> Free For All The SARS Volta http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-all/153160-blocking-digits.html