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08-27-2006, 08:05 PM
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if you had your own tv show
if you were given a half hour of prime time tv every week, what would you do with it?
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remember our Governor Ken Gorman
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08-27-2006, 08:09 PM
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probalby make it a debate show. I would get all my anger out and really show what the majortiy of the public can not express. Kinda similar to Real Time With Bill Maher
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"Our bodies are prisons, for our souls. All flesh decays... death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul."
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08-27-2006, 08:11 PM
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If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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08-27-2006, 08:24 PM
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"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear?"
Arthur Jensen --------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------
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08-27-2006, 08:24 PM
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I would walk on stage, plop my ass on the chair, break open my sack and smoke joint after joint while saying nothing. People would just watch.
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08-27-2006, 08:27 PM
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It would be something like Waynes world..........
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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08-27-2006, 08:42 PM
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Lucid dreaming techniques.. drugs.. all the ways to alter ones state of consciousness. The best ive seen in my lifetime are a documentary on ganja.. and a program where this guy visits tribes and uses things like DMT. Its very sad.
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08-27-2006, 08:48 PM
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I would put three Palestinians, three Jews and a Lebanese in a house together and make them live with each other for a few months.
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08-27-2006, 09:09 PM
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Dont forget a few "infadels"
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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08-27-2006, 09:28 PM
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former junky turned junky
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fill it with porn.
its what the people want.
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The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen.
A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels.
the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.
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08-27-2006, 11:46 PM
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my show would be like boy meets world. but more sex, pot, girls yeh
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08-28-2006, 01:27 AM
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A late night show.
Everyone would love me
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Rise and Fall.
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08-28-2006, 11:33 PM
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claymation reality tv series
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do you have another opinion
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08-29-2006, 01:04 AM
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"who wants to marry a yahookan"
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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08-29-2006, 03:41 AM
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Nothing beats that "MxC" but they need a North American version with crazier shit.
With all the "reality" shows, I can't believe no one has done that yet.
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08-29-2006, 03:48 AM
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I'd use endoscopes, and entice viewers to "Guess that orifice" for prize money.
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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08-29-2006, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Flamingnun
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I'd use endoscopes, and entice viewers to "Guess that orifice" for prize money.
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ahahaAHAH 
Is that ear wax or a yeast infection? 
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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I know a woman who would be upset if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg
"Condoms are stupid" - some dirty ho
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08-29-2006, 06:17 AM
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music.
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08-29-2006, 06:22 AM
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i'd just smoke lots of weed and get video tapes of me doing crazy shit while travelling the world. Like that one show with that guy who had to do those challenges wherever he went, but if he failed had to do even crazier shit but with a lot more drinking, and weed involved. but it wouldn't be like challenges just like fun stuff to do in other countries like eating wierd food and attending fucked up events.
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