Post your gross stories here.

05-05-2007, 10:21 AM

I'll post mine after i see how gross you guys are.

The stories have to be true too.

**v3d4** · 05-05-2007, 10:26 AM

like how gross? what kind of gross? like diaper change mishap gross?

Bearsy · 05-05-2007, 10:27 AM

Gross like eating-from-a-garbage-can gross or gross like getting-a-hummer-from-a-tranny-while-in-a-confessional gross?

bongobongo · 05-05-2007, 10:28 AM

we were folfasauring in this huge field and this cat was all runnin lookin for his disc right? bam tripped over a log and landed face first into a pile of warm dog shit. when he looked up I could see it all up in his teeth and nose and shit, haha was so funnny

fuckin in hotels too... ill cum all over the walls and bed sheets and shit, cause theres a extra bed yakno?

anonymous49 · 05-05-2007, 10:28 AM

i masturabited in school in like grade 10.

05-05-2007, 10:34 AM

Okay I'll go. This friend of mine from publuic school. I used to hang out there cause her parents didn't care if we smoked or not. So, they lived in a small3 bedroom apartment above a live bait shop. There was my friend, her mom and dad, her sister, her other sister and husband and kid. Her own boyfriend and her kid, and her brother. They had 2 house dogs, a cat, a pig, 2 rats and chickens in their house. The apartment was about 800 sq. feet. Great people but not the cleanest...her brother would piss on the wall in the bathroom. Her sister would wipe her ass on the towels in the bathroom, and leave it for days so when you walked in you didn't touch anything. They would let the dogs poo in the house and they wouldn't clean it up. At one point while walking in her sisters room my friends boyfrind stepped on a used pad and it stuck to his foot....not the sticking side either. Her mom showered once a week and one time while running home from the store in the dark, laughing and scared at the same time my friend peed her pants. When she got home she changed, and minutes later her mom comes out of the bathroom wearing the pants she had her unfortunate accident in....kinda gross i think.

btw I'm not trying to degrade my friend she's great, but the situation is gross so i posted it.

**v3d4** · 05-05-2007, 10:39 AM

woah, thats gross!

Bearsy · 05-05-2007, 10:39 AM

I think Turm just owned the thread...

The SARS Volta · 05-05-2007, 10:40 AM

Most recently...
This acquaintance (I can't really call her my friend) was saying she found a condom inside her five days after she had sex and had no idea it was in there until she was in the shower and it came out.

How could someone NOT know!?

05-05-2007, 10:42 AM

oh i meant once a month her mother showered.

that"s sick bongobongo...cum on the walls.

bongobongo · 05-05-2007, 10:42 AM

damn, no shit thats fucked up...

why would you even use a condom????????

05-05-2007, 10:45 AM

another...

my sisters friend was in the city...she waked into a public washroom and there was this big blacl lady with one leg up on the sink...wiping globs of yeast infection or something off with paper towels....sicvk!

05-05-2007, 10:51 AM

this kid I knew in public school used to eat scabs for nickels.

Bearsy · 05-05-2007, 10:54 AM

this girl in 7th grade would find any scab on someones arm and try to pick it... i picked my own once and it had jut started to bleed and she came up wiped her finger on it and licked her finger.

then like 2 months later she had her period in Music class but she didn't get up to go to the bathroom she just sat in it and there was blood all over the seat.

The SARS Volta · 05-05-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by bongobongo

why would you even use a condom????????

It's better than the alternatives of paying child support or genitalia-related turmoil?

The SARS Volta · 05-05-2007, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Methotrexate

this girl in 7th grade would find any scab on someones arm and try to pick it... i picked my own once and it had jut started to bleed and she came up wiped her finger on it and licked her finger.

then like 2 months later she had her period in Music class but she didn't get up to go to the bathroom she just sat in it and there was blood all over the seat.

She must've been GG Allin's daughter or something

Burner of trees · 05-05-2007, 11:04 AM

i once saw a white horse fall in the mud

05-05-2007, 11:07 AM

A friend of mine recently had to put one of his cows down, seems the bull damaged it's back while trying to mate with it. So anyways, he buries it and a couple of days later when the frost hits, he goes out to the barnyard and the ground has shifted. There is a dead rotting cow leg sticking up out of the ground. He calls up some of the guys, and after trying to hack it off, and gagging puking all over the place, while the hoof falls off from decompostion, my other friend takes the saw and saws away till the rotten foot of the cow finally is gone.

the end.

Bearsy · 05-05-2007, 11:10 AM

Goddamn it Turm... you're making me not want to move to Canadana(sic)

Flamingnun · 05-05-2007, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by turmaline

He calls us up, and after trying to hack it off, and gagging puking all over the place,

what a noob farmer

I remember in wales, we found this ditch like 30mx25m filled with dead rotting cows, sheep, cats, and anything else you could imagine living on a farm. t'was like animal farm meets auschwitz, smelled like shit too.