The BALLs Thread (i got em)

[OldSchoolStylee]

Damn zooey is like ten feet tall

[Porcelain]

Originally Posted by tedkennedy

lol...

the bahamas is feckin awsome, i have heard atlantis is good.

i went to the island eleuthera, which island is atlantis on?

did u drink any kalik beer? and yea its expensive as hell if you go to the tourist places because they are so upscale.

some bahamians basically make restaurants out of their house and you go in and they cook you a huge plate of rice with grouper or conch fritters... mmm..... spear fishing is amazing as well.

Atlantis covers most of Paradise Island but we spent most of our time in Nassau cuz we'd rent a car and just drive around looking for weed. Last day there, cops would have arrested my BF if one of the locals didn't signal him that he was buying from an undercover lol. I don't drink beer but my BF drank nothng but...he said Kalik made his pee smell funny haha. The food there was insanely delicious. I dunno what it was, but even something as simple as a grilled chicken ceaser salad tasted like a million bucks compared to the slop they serve here. A few times we ate at the restaurants on the esort but a meal there costs a minimum of $250.

[tedkennedy]

^ the natives are hilarious eh? they are almost so nice that it is uncomfortable. you might have not chilled with that many tho if you were in the upscale areas

[Porcelain]

Paradise Island was mostly tourists but Nassau had enough locals. They are, though...they're so nice it's almost weird. There was one random guy we met at the mall. We asked him the fastest way to our car and he basically led us by the hand to it hahaha. Then, ofcourse, my BF asks him if he knows where we can get any weed and the guy says his buddy across the street sells. We were hesitant about going with him cuz my BF got robbed at gunpoint in Miami under similar circumstances so we just gave him the cash for it. The guy jogged and disappeared. We waited for a few minutes and then left thinking we got jacked but as we're pulling out he comes back all sunshine and smiles lol. They're all so poopsie. Everyone says good morning and stuff...and they say hi to you everytime they walk by even if they saw you half an hour ago. It's like some alternate universe to Toronto where people freak out if you make eye contact with them.

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Paradise Island was mostly tourists but Nassau had enough locals. They are, though...they're so nice it's almost weird. There was one random guy we met at the mall. We asked him the fastest way to our car and he basically led us by the hand to it hahaha. Then, ofcourse, my BF asks him if he knows where we can get any weed and the guy says his buddy across the street sells. We were hesitant about going with him cuz my BF got robbed at gunpoint in Miami under similar circumstances so we just gave him the cash for it. The guy jogged and disappeared. We waited for a few minutes and then left thinking we got jacked but as we're pulling out he comes back all sunshine and smiles lol. They're all so poopsie. Everyone says good morning and stuff...and they say hi to you everytime they walk by even if they saw you half an hour ago. It's like some alternate universe to Toronto where people freak out if you make eye contact with them.

"they're all so poopsie"???????????? ?
hahahahahaahahahahar hahahahahhaehahhahah ahah
im sorry, im laughing with you not at you...

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Paradise Island was mostly tourists but Nassau had enough locals. They are, though...they're so nice it's almost weird. There was one random guy we met at the mall. We asked him the fastest way to our car and he basically led us by the hand to it hahaha. Then, ofcourse, my BF asks him if he knows where we can get any weed and the guy says his buddy across the street sells. We were hesitant about going with him cuz my BF got robbed at gunpoint in Miami under similar circumstances so we just gave him the cash for it. The guy jogged and disappeared. We waited for a few minutes and then left thinking we got jacked but as we're pulling out he comes back all sunshine and smiles lol. They're all so poopsie. Everyone says good morning and stuff...and they say hi to you everytime they walk by even if they saw you half an hour ago. It's like some alternate universe to Toronto where people freak out if you make eye contact with them.

like one day i was like o.m.g.! i lost my cell!I called daddy to have him buy me a new one, which he did cute white chicks always get our way

[The SARS Volta]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

This thread is getting gay...either hack the annoying guy or shaddap.
SARS, you'r looking more beautiful than ever, doll.

that's a lot coming from you so i'm flattered to the flattest. you appear to tan extremely well for a fellow albinoginger. immaculately hot as always

[JcP]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Atlantis covers most of Paradise Island but we spent most of our time in Nassau cuz we'd rent a car and just drive around looking for weed. Last day there, cops would have arrested my BF if one of the locals didn't signal him that he was buying from an undercover lol. I don't drink beer but my BF drank nothng but...he said Kalik made his pee smell funny haha. The food there was insanely delicious. I dunno what it was, but even something as simple as a grilled chicken ceaser salad tasted like a million bucks compared to the slop they serve here. A few times we ate at the restaurants on the esort but a meal there costs a minimum of $250.

I took my ex boyfriend there for a week when I graduated college. We fought a lot, but I fucking loved it down there. I won 1400 dollars on a nickel slot machine. The food was great, the service staff there was really nice and helpful....and their spa was to die for.

Did you go on the tube ride through the shark tank?

I got a FAKE tattoo. Your real one is far more awesome.

Porcelain, I truly don't know why you hide your adorable hairdo under a wig, but whatever makes you happy

edit: me kissing a fish in the big tank by the slide

[Porcelain]

Originally Posted by matthewmunari

like one day i was like o.m.g.! i lost my cell!I called daddy to have him buy me a new one, which he did cute white chicks always get our way

um...noob...

no.

[Porcelain]

Originally Posted by JcP

I took my ex boyfriend there for a week when I graduated college. We fought a lot, but I fucking loved it down there. I won 1400 dollars on a nickel slot machine. The food was great, the service staff there was really nice and helpful....and their spa was to die for.

Did you go on the tube ride through the shark tank?

I got a FAKE tattoo. Your real one is far more awesome.

Porcelain, I truly don't know why you hide your adorable hairdo under a wig, but whatever makes you happy

edit: me kissing a fish in the big tank by the slide

Sweet! I love that pic of you, too Which hotel did you stay at? I went on a tube ride but it wasn't the one through the shark tank. I also did the Mayan Pyramid one where you basically fall straight down. Lost $20 on it. Thanks about the hair...I dunno, I just get a little insecure cuz I always catch my BF looking at sexy biatches with long hair so I wanna feel "pretty", ya know?

[Jack Straw]

lit to the fullest extreme

at a sasha and digweed show.

i'm on the left

[shai_hulud]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Paradise Island was mostly tourists but Nassau had enough locals. They are, though...they're so nice it's almost weird. There was one random guy we met at the mall. We asked him the fastest way to our car and he basically led us by the hand to it hahaha. Then, ofcourse, my BF asks him if he knows where we can get any weed and the guy says his buddy across the street sells. We were hesitant about going with him cuz my BF got robbed at gunpoint in Miami under similar circumstances so we just gave him the cash for it. The guy jogged and disappeared. We waited for a few minutes and then left thinking we got jacked but as we're pulling out he comes back all sunshine and smiles lol. They're all so poopsie. Everyone says good morning and stuff...and they say hi to you everytime they walk by even if they saw you half an hour ago. It's like some alternate universe to Toronto where people freak out if you make eye contact with them.

damn I wish people were like that here. Sounds like a great time thanks for sharing

[JcP]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Sweet! I love that pic of you, too Which hotel did you stay at? I went on a tube ride but it wasn't the one through the shark tank. I also did the Mayan Pyramid one where you basically fall straight down. Lost $20 on it. Thanks about the hair...I dunno, I just get a little insecure cuz I always catch my BF looking at sexy biatches with long hair so I wanna feel "pretty", ya know?

I stayed in the coral towers (I think). It's the one next to the big main towers...we had a nice view too, even though we were on the non-beach side. Cool view of the harbor and the colorful buildings across the way. I think I have a picture of me on the balcony somewhere with the view. If I find it I'll post it.

I don't think we ever did the mayan one. Next time. I am totally going to go back at some point. It was really great.

You are pretty. No need to be insecure. But again, whatever makes you happy. I just think your short pixie hair works great with your face.

[tedkennedy]

Originally Posted by Porcelain

Paradise Island was mostly tourists but Nassau had enough locals. They are, though...they're so nice it's almost weird. There was one random guy we met at the mall. We asked him the fastest way to our car and he basically led us by the hand to it hahaha. Then, ofcourse, my BF asks him if he knows where we can get any weed and the guy says his buddy across the street sells. We were hesitant about going with him cuz my BF got robbed at gunpoint in Miami under similar circumstances so we just gave him the cash for it. The guy jogged and disappeared. We waited for a few minutes and then left thinking we got jacked but as we're pulling out he comes back all sunshine and smiles lol. They're all so poopsie. Everyone says good morning and stuff...and they say hi to you everytime they walk by even if they saw you half an hour ago. It's like some alternate universe to Toronto where people freak out if you make eye contact with them.

lol yea seriously... in eleuthera you would drive down the road and literally every native would stop and start waving to you. in person, they always introduce themselves and hug you. some of em were either really dumb or really creepy, but as a whole they are really great ppls

i guess when you have a culture where you live in paradise people are bound to be happy all the time

[Krunk]

i stayed at the atlantis a couple years ago.

nassau is where its at though. much more "authentic", and pharmacy prices are a lot more legit.

[wellfleation]

Originally Posted by JcP

not my point. My point is that you seem to think posting your computer equipment is supposed to mean something in a thread about posting pictures of yourself.

didn't mean to offend, just pointing out a pretty obvious thing

Have you seen the other shit such as cats/dogs that others have been posting. Just mixing it up like everyone else.