These Things are Manly - Page 5

**Captain Cannabis** · 05-30-2007, 03:45 PM

chopping or swinging an axe in general

demolishing things

rocking out

lighting fires in the rain
using said fire to cook meat on a stick
eating said meat directly off stick

driving a truck through a field

fixing things

being sweaty and gross from exertion (minus points for daily exertion like going up stairs or walking to your car)

not showering, or else just scrubbing yourself down with a handful of sand

insect repellent as a cologne

**Canuck Wisdom** · 05-30-2007, 03:54 PM

I approve of so many of these manly things;

Judging the cleanliness of clothing by smelling it.

Waves · 05-30-2007, 03:59 PM

Oberst · 05-30-2007, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems

sawing off your arm with a pocket knife when its wegded between two rocks

James Kim was also a manly man. Fucking Oregon mountains.

James Kim - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The movie 'Commando' has basically all that is manly..

Continue.

Waves · 05-30-2007, 04:06 PM

hunting giant pigs with guns is childs play.

Burner of trees · 05-30-2007, 04:11 PM

this thread
greasy things
ashing in cans
spitting
taking over iraq
dropping food on the ground then citing the 3-second rule
being a clepto
knocking a bird out of the air with a rock
eating said bird without cooking it
fending off diseases from bird because manly immune system so damn strong
stopping a fan with your tounge
installing satellite dishes

osirus2020 · 05-30-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom

Not using the provided instructions because you know you should be able to build things on your own.

Hell yea.

who need instructions...

Jonas · 05-30-2007, 04:21 PM

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

05-30-2007, 05:30 PM

eating steak.....alot.

Former President Hayes · 05-30-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonas

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

on that note: one-punching a camel

shai_hulud · 05-30-2007, 06:14 PM

bottling people in the face

chopping lumber

razing a village

Snake-Eyes · 05-30-2007, 06:18 PM

Screaming "...TONIGHT.... WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

and pretty much everything else in the movie 300

toastyroach · 05-30-2007, 06:25 PM

see sig pic

Lloydy · 05-30-2007, 06:27 PM

doctor martens

osirus2020 · 05-30-2007, 06:27 PM

stabbing bears to death

A tribute to real men.

Dank-O · 05-30-2007, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake-Eyes

Screaming "...TONIGHT.... WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

and pretty much everything else in the movie 300

I agree.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 05-30-2007, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

hunting giant pigs with guns is childs play.

YES. The original trophy.

Flamingnun · 05-30-2007, 07:33 PM

showering in the dark and pretending you're on a submarine thats been hit

05-30-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

stabbing bears to death

A tribute to real men.

lol

**Canuck Wisdom** · 05-30-2007, 07:56 PM

Ah and of course

Having sympathy but respectfully not talking about feelings.

05-30-2007, 03:45 PM	#81 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 346 Thanked 272 Times in 191 Posts	chopping or swinging an axe in general demolishing things rocking out lighting fires in the rain using said fire to cook meat on a stick eating said meat directly off stick driving a truck through a field fixing things being sweaty and gross from exertion (minus points for daily exertion like going up stairs or walking to your car) not showering, or else just scrubbing yourself down with a handful of sand insect repellent as a cologne __________________ fuck the monkeys

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Snake-Eyes YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,099 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Screaming "...TONIGHT.... WE DINE IN HELL!!!" and pretty much everything else in the movie 300 __________________ "Nothing happens for a reason. Life is just a series of meaninglessly painful and humiliating fuckups, until something fucks up bad enough to kill you." -Woods

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toastyroach ya'll niggas ride? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	see sig pic __________________

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turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	eating steak.....alot.

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shai_hulud uh huh Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 777 Thanks: 24 Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts	bottling people in the face chopping lumber razing a village