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Old 10-08-2007, 10:46 PM   #201 (permalink)
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my tummy is sorta hurting.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:52 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:09 AM   #203 (permalink)
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this poison ivy is driving me mental!

so itchy!!

on my ankles finger...........ggu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

can't scratch!
Want a recipe to rid yourself of the Ivy?

1 tsp of peroxide
1 tsp of iodine
1 tsp of lysol
1 tsp of epsom salts
1 tsp of baking soda

Add to 1 cup of water.

This recipe was given to me by an old Indian Woman and she told me to pass it on when ever I could. I've tried this on numerous occasions and it clears up the chicken pox as well as poison oak and ivy.

Enjoy!

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Old 10-09-2007, 01:17 AM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:48 AM   #205 (permalink)
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My sister is butt ugly and has the biggest mouth in the northern hemisphere!
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:37 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:26 PM   #207 (permalink)
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My sister is butt ugly and has the biggest mouth in the northern hemisphere!
Yeah, she can fit a lot in that mouth.
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:29 PM   #208 (permalink)
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Want a recipe to rid yourself of the Ivy?

1 tsp of peroxide
1 tsp of iodine
1 tsp of lysol
1 tsp of epsom salts
1 tsp of <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=92&k=bak ing%20soda&st=1" onmouseover="window. status='Search for: baking soda'; self.ql_skeyphrase=' baking%20soda'; if(window.event) self.ql_sevent=windo w.event.srcElement; self.ql_timeout = setTimeout('ql_doMou seOver(1)', 1000); self.ql_isOverLink=t rue; return true;" onclick="if(self.ql_ timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; ql_closeiframe(); self.ql_skeyphrase=' baking%20soda'; window.status='Searc h for: baking soda';return true;" onmouseout="window.s tatus=''; if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; setTimeout('ql_close iframe()', 1500); ">baking soda</a>

Add to 1 cup of water.

This recipe was given to me by an old Indian Woman and she told me to pass it on when ever I could. I've tried this on numerous occasions and it clears up the <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=92&k=chi cken%20pox&st=1" onmouseover="window. status='Search for: chicken pox'; self.ql_skeyphrase=' chicken%20pox'; if(window.event) self.ql_sevent=windo w.event.srcElement; self.ql_timeout = setTimeout('ql_doMou seOver(1)', 1000); self.ql_isOverLink=t rue; return true;" onclick="if(self.ql_ timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; ql_closeiframe(); self.ql_skeyphrase=' chicken%20pox'; window.status='Searc h for: chicken pox';return true;" onmouseout="window.s tatus=''; if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; setTimeout('ql_close iframe()', 1500); ">chicken pox</a> as well as <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=92&k=poi son%20oak&st=1" onmouseover="window. status='Search for: poison oak'; self.ql_skeyphrase=' poison%20oak'; if(window.event) self.ql_sevent=windo w.event.srcElement; self.ql_timeout = setTimeout('ql_doMou seOver(1)', 1000); self.ql_isOverLink=t rue; return true;" onclick="if(self.ql_ timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; ql_closeiframe(); self.ql_skeyphrase=' poison%20oak'; window.status='Searc h for: poison oak';return true;" onmouseout="window.s tatus=''; if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql _timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; setTimeout('ql_close iframe()', 1500); ">poison oak</a> and ivy.

Enjoy!

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:39 PM   #209 (permalink)
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wtf is wrong with that quote^

wtf is wrong with that home remedy?^

might as well add some bleach to the mix while youre at it
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:55 PM   #210 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:21 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:26 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:32 PM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:56 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2007, 06:46 AM   #215 (permalink)
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EXCUSE ME?! BUT WHY THE FUCK IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $221. MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS? That is $72 higher than last month, and nothing has changed in the house as far as more usage and shit.

OHHHHH, I'M SOOOOO CALLING AT 8. Bitches.
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:20 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:25 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:27 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:28 AM   #219 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:32 AM   #220 (permalink)
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^ Yeah , I loled though.

Anyways...Randomness ...

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