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11-22-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LHM

3am this morning got up to use the bathroom. Came back to bed and had a drink from my water bottle, layed there thinking when I heard something swimming, turned on the light to find a roach kicking around in my bottle. I wonder how much of it's urine and feaces I ingested.

or sperm!!!

LHM · 11-22-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Night Life

sick man, i always keep a bottle of water nexted to my bed, but i always make sure i keep the lid on it.

Oh. in oz they don't make lids for bottles.

It was a female roach btw so no semen!!!11

LHM · 11-22-2007, 08:52 PM

Movie idea...

Man decides he doesn't want to live anymore but doesn't have the balls to kill himself, so he hires a hitman for a week and tells him to watch him from a distance as he goes about his daily buisness, and knock him off at a random time of his choice, however during the week man finds something fantastic to live for and decides he doesn't want to die anymore, but despite frantically trying to contact/find the hitman is unsuccessful in his attempts and ends up coppin' it.

Bradford · 11-22-2007, 09:18 PM

I'd watch it.

But only if LHM directs it.

Яedking · 11-22-2007, 09:32 PM

well i never liked you mama, and i never liked your type of music, in fact i sold all of your cds out of the back of your car just to prove it, and i spent the money ha ha seriously on all that whiskey well that time when i puked up on the doorstep and you told me i was a monster now and i'm back to tell you that i will never end the truth i'll be back around the way soon before you ever end me and i'm through, so a killer ... that's just me a killer of a happy family and that's fine with you cause it fine with me well fine then fuck off and die

edit: just gorillaz lyrics, i'm actually quite fond of my mother and family

Bradford · 11-23-2007, 05:48 PM

I wanna go hooooommmeee

I need to take my happy pillz again..

Jimmy Coonan · 11-23-2007, 05:49 PM

I was getting a haircut today and I noticed some white hairs. What the fuck?

Jakeisuseless · 11-23-2007, 05:53 PM

I'm going to be my girlfriends boss. Fuck.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-23-2007, 10:17 PM

i just came across an hour and a half of reno 911! YES!

Weedwax · 11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

I like smoking weed.

Bradford · 11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

I quit smoking weed.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-23-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weedwax

I like smoking weed.

we're still smokin' aren't we?

kickass. bongsmilie

LHM · 11-24-2007, 02:48 AM

My moods fluctuate like two hyperactive kids on a see-saw on a daily basis. I'm fucking over it.

R1bal · 11-24-2007, 06:24 AM

I shot the sheriff.

higherthanamile · 11-24-2007, 08:00 AM

I'm pretty sure that candles are exhibitionists. On the label attached to the candle or the box they come in, it says, 'Never leave a candle unattended.'

HTAM

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-24-2007, 08:31 AM

wellll this place was dead last night. there isn't much to read this morning.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-24-2007, 12:38 PM

i think i sucked up some legos in the vacuum...

Jake_Armstrong · 11-24-2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lillarry518

I was getting a haircut today and I noticed some white hairs. What the fuck?

Welcome to the "old bastards club"

Яedking · 11-24-2007, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradford

I wanna go hooooommmeee

I need to take my happy pillz again..

the harlem back slap just happens to be my favorite, you take it from the shoulder then you take em to the pavement

**AlteredStateGrl** · 11-24-2007, 01:53 PM

i love hot showers.

11-22-2007, 09:18 PM	#644 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,030 Thanks: 66 Thanked 19 Times in 10 Posts	I'd watch it. But only if LHM directs it. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

11-22-2007, 09:32 PM	#645 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,359 Thanks: 8 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	well i never liked you mama, and i never liked your type of music, in fact i sold all of your cds out of the back of your car just to prove it, and i spent the money ha ha seriously on all that whiskey well that time when i puked up on the doorstep and you told me i was a monster now and i'm back to tell you that i will never end the truth i'll be back around the way soon before you ever end me and i'm through, so a killer ... that's just me a killer of a happy family and that's fine with you cause it fine with me well fine then fuck off and die edit: just gorillaz lyrics, i'm actually quite fond of my mother and family __________________ Last edited by Яedking; 11-22-2007 at 09:34 PM.

11-23-2007, 05:48 PM	#646 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,030 Thanks: 66 Thanked 19 Times in 10 Posts	I wanna go hooooommmeee I need to take my happy pillz again.. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

11-23-2007, 10:17 PM	#649 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	i just came across an hour and a half of reno 911! YES! __________________

11-23-2007, 10:24 PM	#651 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,030 Thanks: 66 Thanked 19 Times in 10 Posts	I quit smoking weed. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

11-22-2007, 08:52 PM	#643 (permalink)
LHM Dry Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Movie idea... Man decides he doesn't want to live anymore but doesn't have the balls to kill himself, so he hires a hitman for a week and tells him to watch him from a distance as he goes about his daily buisness, and knock him off at a random time of his choice, however during the week man finds something fantastic to live for and decides he doesn't want to die anymore, but despite frantically trying to contact/find the hitman is unsuccessful in his attempts and ends up coppin' it.

11-24-2007, 02:48 AM	#653 (permalink)
LHM Dry Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 737 Thanks: 3 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	My moods fluctuate like two hyperactive kids on a see-saw on a daily basis. I'm fucking over it.

11-24-2007, 08:00 AM	#655 (permalink)
higherthanamile Gro-Bi-Wan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 1,173 Thanks: 3 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	I'm pretty sure that candles are exhibitionists. On the label attached to the candle or the box they come in, it says, 'Never leave a candle unattended.' HTAM __________________ Hung like Einstern and smart as a horse. "Fuck the monkeys" -Ken 'The Governor' Gorman July 12, 1946-February 17, 2007

11-24-2007, 08:31 AM	#656 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	wellll this place was dead last night. there isn't much to read this morning. __________________

11-24-2007, 12:38 PM	#657 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	i think i sucked up some legos in the vacuum... __________________

11-24-2007, 01:53 PM	#660 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	i love hot showers. __________________

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