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SpankyMcLankey · 11-02-2009, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by herbinator45

HAHAHAH-- is joe her dad? and isn't volvo owned by ford now?

Yes, it's safe to assume Joe is her dad considering they share at least 2-3 of the same first letters of their last name.

Jesus herb, you are such a fucking not-bright person some times.

herbinator45 · 11-02-2009, 10:33 PM

could be an uncle. could be a grandfather. could be an older brother.
don't be one to assume. it leads to assumptions. it's safe to assume you don't know the chick, or her life situation, yadda yadda yadda.

poop dick.

herbinator45 · 11-02-2009, 10:35 PM

PETA is PISSSSED over this:

hahahah

notepad · 11-02-2009, 10:37 PM

lul

least joe's on top of his game.

gotta stomp out them mud sharks

edit: yea herb, fuck peta. that crazy argintine just palmed that thing outa the air; that was badass

doubedit: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4618253 <--- bat ended up flying away outside and manu had to get rabies shots

herbinator45 · 11-02-2009, 11:15 PM

i think i got salmonella tonight..

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-03-2009, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Jesus herb, you are such a fucking not-bright person some times.

there's something wrong with this

SpankyMcLankey · 11-03-2009, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by herbinator45

could be an uncle. could be a grandfather. could be an older brother.

but that wouldn't be very funny if it was her uncle or brother would it be?

it's supposed to be a JOKE. J-O-K-E I wouldn't be surprised if it was all the same person either. It's an entensity ffl.

Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

there's something wrong with this

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

421 · 11-03-2009, 02:29 AM

i have no id to get into bars for my 21st b-day, and i just realized that even if i go this week they wont have it mailed to me before saturday

notepad · 11-03-2009, 02:34 AM

in my old state they printed off your id at the dmv and you got to walk out with it

but here they mail it to you. but while its being mailed they give you a paper id thing that you can use. just have some form of photo id with you

421 · 11-03-2009, 02:50 AM

yeah its the same way here, they used to just give it to you right there but now they have a shitload of new security features so i guess they gotta have the shit made somewhere else...i dont have any other picture id, i should figure something out, i'll prob have that temp. paper and hope someone feels bad enough to let me drink

SpankyMcLankey · 11-03-2009, 05:40 PM

On my way back from the pet store I was a couple block from home going about 35mph in a 40mph zone(stoned lol). I was in the middle of an intersection during a yellow light cause there was a blind person on the corner and was making sure he didn't step out. So as I'm going down this two lane road I heard a motorcycle screetch by me at at least 90mph. It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced. For about a hundreth of a second before I actually saw something come flying out of the corner of my eye. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

I am NEVER doing that, I'm glad I have never done that. I was just cruising and there was a bus a couple cars in front of me that could have easily killed him by just going into the left lane without looking. You couldn't hear him until he got passed you(a stock YZF).

I seriously thought some one was ripping the metal off the side of my car. Fuck that shit man. I play my music loud and everything and he still scared the FUCK out of me and probably a lot of other people.

Waves · 11-03-2009, 06:06 PM

drive slow nigga

421 · 11-03-2009, 06:16 PM

just voted...made it to the polls with 2 minutes to spare

herbinator45 · 11-03-2009, 06:23 PM

^ thanks button

NickNasty · 11-03-2009, 09:42 PM

Just won patriots tix!

Mafoo · 11-04-2009, 12:56 AM

just saw a woman pissing in front of 711!

Bearsy · 11-04-2009, 01:10 AM

When I was about 13 I was waiting in the car while my mom ran in to Walgreens for something.
An old lady was bumming for change and madukes was like "I don't have any money" the old bitch was obviously pissed off so she walked away.
As soon as my mom walked into the building, bitch came back and pissed on the side of our van.
Fucking scared me to death man.

**SageTree** · 11-04-2009, 01:12 AM

Smoking some hash around midnite.

421 · 11-04-2009, 02:51 AM

just realized i got my green name, i feel accomplished

Mafoo · 11-04-2009, 09:32 AM

shakey cam, but damn deadmau5 is a dirty mofo.
i was probably 80 feet forward and to the right of the camera person for this video.