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Shut the fuck up ribal.
I lawled.
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Fuck off ribal.
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A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.
Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members. Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now." He said he had to leave the club about three times a night. "I am a loud farter, but there is no smell" -Maurice Fox
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ᚘ SMOKE ᚘ ൈ MORE ൈ ం FATTY ం దౡ NUGS ౡ Your wise men don;t know how it feels... The godless shall genuflect as the holy men fall from grace.
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i have this new soy candle and it's scent is "hot cocoa" and OMFG, my room smells like a huge cup of hot chocolate.
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wtf
i understand the idea of gettin kids to potty train(even asians need to learn how to shit in the toilet) but i mean wtf was up with the end where the real kid is taking a shit?
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The sky is so much more beautiful in winter.
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you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt
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A US counter-terrorism police officer who says he failed a drugs test because his wife spiked his meatballs with marijuana is suing to get his job back.
She testified at a hearing that she just wanted her husband "not to die of a heart attack or get killed" while still in service, the Associated Press news agency quotes the court papers as saying. "I wanted him to be around to help raise my son," she said. She had reportedly expected him to retire in 2004 after 20 years in the force.
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Crazy California. A few weeks ago, my husband was fighting wildfires...now they're responding to vehicle accidents because of snow. His station is right off the freeway (where it snows) and this is the first snow of the season up there. They're gonna be running calls allll night.
Slow down and drive right people!!
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Christmas bonuses -> awesome
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you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt
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you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt
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i love when i vacuum under the christmas tree and then the living room smells all christmas tree-y.
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