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butters046 · 01-02-2008, 08:34 PM

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**AlteredStateGrl** · 01-02-2008, 09:24 PM

My son and my husband are outside with the telescope checking things out. It's so awesome to just sit here and hear them talk. I'll join them shortly. It's cold outside...I'll wait til they find something. <3

SmokeSomeDoja · 01-02-2008, 11:07 PM

my cats sleeping in a chair in a curled up ball. its awesome seeing him there with his poo butt, purring away.

ill join him shorty, because its cold outside, and you gots to get to snuggling with the wee furry creatures to keep warm. ill wait until he licks his butt clean.

Lloydy · 01-04-2008, 07:57 AM

I need a haircut but ive had the shits all morning, I dont fancy filling me kegs with rusty water while sitting in the barbers chair

Krunk · 01-04-2008, 11:12 AM

Blue_Dolphin · 01-04-2008, 11:27 AM

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SublimeStylez · 01-04-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

I need a haircut but ive had the shits all morning, I dont fancy filling me kegs with rusty water while sitting in the barbers chair

i had to read this like 5 times before I even knew what it meant. and I still may be wrong.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 01-04-2008, 11:32 AM

^Me too. I think he's saying, he's had the shits, and still has them, so he doesn't really want to go sit there and let his ass cavity full up with the shits, while getting a haircut. That's along time clench his asshole....some may slip out.

Thats what I got out of it anyway.

OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut.

01-04-2008, 11:47 AM

kegs are pants...i think.

Blue_Dolphin · 01-04-2008, 11:48 AM

keds are shoes.

Lloydy · 01-04-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut.

correct

Waves · 01-04-2008, 03:50 PM

lol lloydy to english translation krew up in here

badgoalie85 · 01-04-2008, 04:04 PM

the cashew is superior to the pecan

kamikazi89 · 01-04-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Dolphin

keds are shoes.

sneakers

Logan's Heroes · 01-04-2008, 04:19 PM

I'm looking at a picture of my dad's old 1968 Pontiac GTO. I wish I had that car. My mother crashed it before they were married. I wish I could buy him another one, just like the one he had.

kamikazi89 · 01-04-2008, 04:26 PM

maybe keds did make a shoe, now that i think about it(buster browns

Krunk · 01-04-2008, 11:44 PM

-i want it to be girl scout cookie season again.

-i won $100 tonight in a home game of poker. My friends can't play cards for shit. Luckily they want to play again tomorrow to "win their money back".

-tv sucks.

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SublimeStylez · 01-05-2008, 08:28 AM

i smell of strippers, booze, cigarettes, and weed.

Now thats a cologne worth marketing.

01-02-2008, 08:34 PM	#921 (permalink)
butters046 Sad Panda Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 1,332 Thanks: 43 Thanked 17 Times in 12 Posts	whiskey dick ftl __________________ RIP Gov

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AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,774 Thanks: 472 Thanked 227 Times in 160 Posts	My son and my husband are outside with the telescope checking things out. It's so awesome to just sit here and hear them talk. I'll join them shortly. It's cold outside...I'll wait til they find something. <3 __________________

01-02-2008, 11:07 PM	#923 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 18,453 Thanks: 163 Thanked 362 Times in 204 Posts	my cats sleeping in a chair in a curled up ball. its awesome seeing him there with his poo butt, purring away. ill join him shorty, because its cold outside, and you gots to get to snuggling with the wee furry creatures to keep warm. ill wait until he licks his butt clean. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,774 Thanks: 472 Thanked 227 Times in 160 Posts	^Me too. I think he's saying, he's had the shits, and still has them, so he doesn't really want to go sit there and let his ass cavity full up with the shits, while getting a haircut. That's along time clench his asshole....some may slip out. Thats what I got out of it anyway. OH WAIT! I read it again. I think he's saying he doesn't want to shit himself while getting a haircut. __________________

01-04-2008, 11:47 AM	#929 (permalink)
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01-04-2008, 04:19 PM	#935 (permalink)
Logan's Heroes Heroism...dirt cheap Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Two weeks from everywhere... a geographical oddity Posts: 62 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 13 Posts	I'm looking at a picture of my dad's old 1968 Pontiac GTO. I wish I had that car. My mother crashed it before they were married. I wish I could buy him another one, just like the one he had. __________________ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waistes and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

01-04-2008, 11:44 PM	#937 (permalink)
Krunk Forum Modulator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2up2down Posts: 835 Thanks: 92 Thanked 100 Times in 70 Posts	-i want it to be girl scout cookie season again. -i won $100 tonight in a home game of poker. My friends can't play cards for shit. Luckily they want to play again tomorrow to "win their money back". -tv sucks. __________________

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01-05-2008, 08:28 AM	#939 (permalink)
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