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Old 01-22-2008, 09:20 PM   #1081 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:06 PM   #1082 (permalink)
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i don't think there's a difference between a catholic bible and a protestant bible...it's just the bible.
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:25 PM   #1083 (permalink)
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I love when I ask someone if they're Catholic, and they reply:"No, I'm Christian."

and I be like,"Bitch, you small-time."
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:35 PM   #1084 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:00 PM   #1085 (permalink)
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SWIM bottled some homebrew last night. 46 bottles, even. SWIM is kind of pissed because SWIM expected to get at least 2 cases out of SWIM's setup and preparations.

SWIM informed me that SWIM has to wait 3 weeks before SWIM can drink the heavenly brew.
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:45 AM   #1086 (permalink)
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i don't think there's a difference between a catholic bible and a protestant bible...it's just the bible.
Different translations are endorsed by different churches, some of them include books the others don't, some translations include the apocrypha and some don't.
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He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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Old 01-23-2008, 11:08 AM   #1087 (permalink)
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wow that was the most smelly shit i have ever took.
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it's true i need some matronly melons with pancake nips to make me look like i'm lactating for my second litter
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #1088 (permalink)
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more money equals more problems, they wanna stick me for my riches, leave me deep in ditches. and i cant take it, but im gonna make it
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:52 AM   #1089 (permalink)
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broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
so how feel about havin another little brother?
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it's true i need some matronly melons with pancake nips to make me look like i'm lactating for my second litter
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:29 PM   #1090 (permalink)
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my kid says last night...to my other child...


"I know my daddy has a butt crack"

it was very funny, you had to be there.
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:36 PM   #1091 (permalink)
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i don't think there's a difference between a catholic bible and a protestant bible...it's just the bible.
apocrypha man, tell me how many protestant bibles have the book of Macabees in them?

Answer, none.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:26 PM   #1092 (permalink)
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Some flaítes (dirty street youth, but they rob/assault/murder people daily here) hit me up for change on my walk back from the call center. I shook my head and the fucker sitting on the bench is like,"Dthank yooo, feo." I gave him the bird. Mildly buzzed and pissed off with a 2 and a half inch folding piece of Gerber stainless in my pocket, I almost wished they'd come at me. This is in the most crowded pedestrian area of the city, too.

Just heard a dog screaming in pain for ~2 minutes. Then some kids laughing. Hyperactive burgular alarm a block and a half away. Every time I start growing fond of this place something reminds me that it's not my backyard, and probably never will be.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:47 PM   #1093 (permalink)
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i think people who ride the bus should take a shower every now again



also it would be nice if you bus riding fucks would wash your hands, so i could use the rails to get off the bus without having to absorb (and consequentially catch AIDS) your bodily grease from who knows where on your anatomy



fuck you smelly bus fuckers
you know in new york there is no law against riding the bus with no pants on...so thank god you dont live in the US huh?
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:58 PM   #1094 (permalink)
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just cuz theres no law explicitly stating you cant doesnt mean you can. it falls under the umbrella of public indecency, just as force-feeding someone thumbtacks isnt explicitly outlawed, but it falls under the umbrella of murder.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:31 PM   #1095 (permalink)
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i stand corrected
damn all those smarter than me
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:38 PM   #1096 (permalink)
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^Not smarter, just a smartass :spliffl:
Also that was jsut an assumtion, i could be completely wrong!


on a random note:
Religious skeptics have typically been highly critical of Revelation, often considering it the work of a mentally ill author. Typical in this vein is nineteenth-century agnostic Robert G. Ingersoll, who famously branded Revelation "the insanest of all books".[28] Notable among those who have dismissed the Book of Revelation is Thomas Jefferson, who omitted it entirely from the Bible he edited, and wrote that he "considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams".[29]

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Old 01-23-2008, 08:12 PM   #1097 (permalink)
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My ap english teacher jr. year of hs said he knew of scholars who were fairly convinced Revelation was written under the influence of psychedelics. More specifically, a psychedelic mushroom that grew in the goat pastures of the island where the book was written.

I've always liked that theory. It's the one I pimp whenever people start talking about that particular book.
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Old 01-24-2008, 06:43 AM   #1098 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:54 AM   #1099 (permalink)
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next time you take acid, bust out a lazer pen and try to make a circle in a completely dark room. just twirl your wrist until it looks like a red halo on the ceiling ( not a dot you have to do it fast enough to make a complete circle ) and try to see how long you can keep it up... i did it for 4 hours with my sisters boyfriend listening to pink floyd and a little bit of metal, pretty intense lol
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