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[Seeds&Stems]

Why not just crash right into her wagon, lol.

Originally Posted by Shaggy_420

hehy turmn imj soiio druck righty niow
alcohiol is soiooooooooooo goood

well that convinced me to get back on the bottle.

[Flamingnun]

One little drink never killed anyone.

lol

[Logan's Heroes]

When I become a multi-millionaire, I will commission a team of scientists. They will be the top in their field, the best of the best. Their work will be held second to none, and will warrant multiple nobel prizes.

The world will marvel, one day. The markets will stop. Time will essentially freeze, as my team of scientists with me at their helm will make the announcement that they have discovered the reason, whether chemical or biological, why...


...people only like the smell of their own farts and detest the smell of other peoples farts.

[Shaggy_420]

holy shit
my mom and my sister are already asleep and its only 10
shits cazy

[Mango]

Fuck getting deffered from the college because I'm fucking out of state. Ridiculous.

[Terry]

pwnt?

[R1bal]

Im an atheist, i believe in evolution.

But i still wonder how our universe started and how it will end (im not a fan of the whole "big rip" theory sounds liek a load of crap)

[Shaggy_420]

el diablo created the universe

[Mango]

Originally Posted by Terry

pwnt?

Its not so much pwnt, but more, you gotta suffer and wait a month longer to find out if you got in.

[Shaggy_420]

well tell us your status in a month
so terry can try to tell you that you got pwnt

[№1]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

[Mango]

Well I guess there is a little pwnt involved, and that being my parents moving us to Texas. Actually yeah, that is a big pwnt.

[Shaggy_420]

everyones parents move when their kids are either 17 or going to college
wtf is going on here

[_tyranT]

I lost my ipod damnn it.

2 more hours till i get to go work yay dishes!!!

[E-Clipz]

if god banished satan to hell---then maybe satans the good guy?

[Krunk]

Advanced Auditing is fun. I can't wait to do this for a career.

Originally Posted by René Guénon

It dharma is, so to speak, the essential nature of a being, comprising the sum of its particular qualities or characteristics, and determining, by virtue of the tendencies or dispositions it implies, the manner in which this being will conduct itself, either in a general way or in relation to each particular circumstance. The same idea may be applied, not only to a single being, but also to an organized collectivity, to a species, to all the beings included in a cosmic cycle or state of existence, or even to the whole order of the Universe; it then, at one level or another, signifies conformity with the essential nature of beings

Dharma owns existence.

[LHM]

It's gonna happen lol!!!!!!!!!

[Яedking]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.