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xMSx · 02-19-2008, 09:51 PM

ozzy is great. he ate a bat

Mango · 02-19-2008, 10:09 PM

fuck, I just had phone sex with my ex. Fuck now she is going to think I have feelings for her again. Thank god I don't live there right now or I could have made a bigger mistake and actually fucked her.

xMSx · 02-19-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mango

fuck, I just had phone sex with my ex. Fuck now she is going to think I have feelings for her again. Thank god I don't live there right now or I could have made a bigger mistake and actually fucked her.

did you put on protection?

Puffman · 02-19-2008, 11:44 PM

grieves · 02-20-2008, 12:02 AM

thats cloudy after phone sex with his ex...

Krunk · 02-20-2008, 12:10 AM

or thats the ex after phone sex with cloudy

grieves · 02-20-2008, 12:19 AM

It could go either way, just like cloudy...

SublimeStylez · 02-20-2008, 04:18 AM

Lol @ phone sex in general. "Oh yay lets use words to simulate my penis going into your vagina"

Mango · 02-20-2008, 07:12 AM

its better then jacking off to nothing.

Яedking · 02-20-2008, 09:39 AM

i think someone posted something similar to this ...

NBA Halftime Proposal - CollegeHumor video

Puffman · 02-20-2008, 01:33 PM

What kind of a jackass does that unless the couple has seriously discussed marriage together. He deserves what he gets entirely.

Mango · 02-20-2008, 02:37 PM

oh god, I just got a letter in the mail from her saying that she thinks she still loves me and is sorry for everything, and blah blah blah. I really don't want to deal with that shit. Time to put ignore into action.

badgoalie85 · 02-20-2008, 02:54 PM

^i can't believe how cool you are

Mango · 02-20-2008, 02:55 PM

It surprises me too.

NickNasty · 02-20-2008, 04:09 PM

not that i am advocating Ultra's viewpoint on wanking --but why didn't ya just watch porn if you needed to get your rocks off? why risk doing anything even pseudo-intimate with someone who still has feelings for you?

Waves · 02-20-2008, 04:12 PM

hahhaahahahaha

he had phone sex

hahahahahahahahahaha ha

Flamingnun · 02-20-2008, 04:35 PM

Smaerd · 02-20-2008, 04:39 PM

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zoltron · 02-20-2008, 04:59 PM

I thought phone sex was when your g/f puts her cellphone on 'vibrate' & you just call her & let it vibrate until the operator gets on the line & announces, "OK you 2...enough's enough...now go hide the salami in mommy while the broad's still lubed!!"

herbinator45 · 02-20-2008, 05:04 PM

hahaha, for seriously zolt?

02-20-2008, 12:02 AM	#1245 (permalink)
grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	thats cloudy after phone sex with his ex... __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

02-20-2008, 12:10 AM	#1246 (permalink)
Krunk Forum Modulator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2up2down Posts: 835 Thanks: 92 Thanked 100 Times in 70 Posts	or thats the ex after phone sex with cloudy __________________

02-20-2008, 12:19 AM	#1247 (permalink)
grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	It could go either way, just like cloudy... __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

02-20-2008, 04:18 AM	#1248 (permalink)
SublimeStylez bombs 4 jesus Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Burma Posts: 2,324 Thanks: 87 Thanked 102 Times in 44 Posts	Lol @ phone sex in general. "Oh yay lets use words to simulate my penis going into your vagina" __________________ <@ghm> dammit man wtf happend to people who sell drugs <@caPt> they found god and want you to know that jesus loves you

02-20-2008, 09:39 AM	#1250 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,366 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 9 Posts	i think someone posted something similar to this ... NBA Halftime Proposal - CollegeHumor video __________________

02-20-2008, 01:33 PM	#1251 (permalink)
Puffman Attorney at Law Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,144 Thanks: 23 Thanked 26 Times in 21 Posts	What kind of a jackass does that unless the couple has seriously discussed marriage together. He deserves what he gets entirely.

02-20-2008, 02:54 PM	#1253 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 595 Thanks: 32 Thanked 103 Times in 63 Posts	^i can't believe how cool you are __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

02-20-2008, 04:09 PM	#1255 (permalink)
NickNasty fuck ideology Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Daniel Shays' Stomping Ground Posts: 779 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 59 Thanked 20 Times in 14 Posts	not that i am advocating Ultra's viewpoint on wanking --but why didn't ya just watch porn if you needed to get your rocks off? why risk doing anything even pseudo-intimate with someone who still has feelings for you? __________________ "Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people's masters." - President Grover Cleveland, 1888 We The People Congress, November 5 Movement

02-20-2008, 04:35 PM	#1257 (permalink)
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02-20-2008, 04:39 PM	#1258 (permalink)
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